Bots.

[Archem]

Archem, make some bot blueprints!

Sir!

I already have a working design that's sure to impress!



1: Arms. For grabbing and tearing.

2: Exhaust pipe. For emitting exhaust. If my theory is correct, enemy bots hate global warming.

3: Wheel. One wheel means less weight and friction (faster). Plus, it looks cool.

4: Electric Eye. Always watching (and shotting lasers).

5: Antenna. Has a shiny light on the end (intimidating!), and receives signals.

6: Dial. For changing settings (WARNING! Do not use "Skynet" setting!).

7: Speakers. Two of them means stereo audio (twice as good as mono!).

8: Bot-O-Meter. Pretty good estimate of the number of bots in the area. There are negative numbers, for some reason...

9: Rear storage container. For storing shit.

10: Taped-on banana. For safety precautions (and snack time!).


I think that Charas is saved.

[fruckert]

9: Rear storage container. For storing shit.

I see what you did there

[Archem]

Did you see anything else I did there? There's more than a few.

[Drace]

4: Electric Eye. Always watching (and shotting lasers).

Charasbot is watching you mastrubate.

[Grandy]

Pretty good, soldier, but we could use more "pew pew", "Voosh!" and "WRAAAAANMMM!!!", if you know what I mean.

[Dominicy]

Date Rape Mp3

Rape Porn
Porn Rape

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Teen Rape Statistics

These charts are making me so hooottttttt.

[Archem]

Pretty good, soldier, but we could use more "pew pew", "Voosh!" and "WRAAAAANMMM!!!", if you know what I mean.

Blue prints don't onomatopoeiate, sir! Examine the test build for these, sir!

[Myownpath]

wow this got off topic really quick but I agree WE NEED MOAR BOTS FIGHT BOTS WITH EVEN MOAR OFFENSIVE BOTS! QUICKLY TO MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK AND FREINDSTER OR WATERVER ITS CALLED!

ALSO ARCHEM THOSE ARE THE BEST BLUEPRINTS EVAH SIR!

[Grandy]

Blue prints don't onomatopoeiate, sir! Examine the test build for these, sir!

 Well, you could add a few sound effects to the blue prints, it would seem like they are onomatopoeianting.
 Do it, soldier.

[Archem]

Well, you could add a few sound effects to the blue prints, it would seem like they are onomatopoeianting.
 Do it, soldier.

Consider it done, sir!







Because it is!

[arcaine91]

bots are to kill.

we am no for bots.

this is why no bots am true.

please always no bots please.

KILL BOTS ALWAYS PLEASE.

I am bored.

[Archem]

Clearly.

[arcaine91]

wait, was was the purpose of this thread again?

[fruckert]

Warning us about the dangers of Bots, I think
Or it might have been a cleverly disguised war rally by Grandy

You never know with that guy >_>

BTW, do I have orders sir? Or do I just sit here, like always, sir?

[arcaine91]

If you're tired of him, you could always join Black Hole.

Oh, and I forget who said it, but someone pointed out to me that Earth is NOT Wars World. I agree with that. However, what that person forgot was that Black Hole is an OTHERWORLDLY nation. Wars World is NOT our homeland. We are in fact capable of trans-galatical travel. And, once we've finally conquered Wars World, who's to say where we will set our sights next? Perhaps we will invade a certain planet in the Milky Way galaxy...

(P.S. we have great dental)