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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
The start got me confused. But then I read the rest.Awesome.
Don't go bitching about me being mean because I tell you, straight your face, that your jokes fail.
What? My jokes aren't fail enough for you? You've never really gotten in my face.....and I haven't had an orgasm in ten years!
You're learning, you're learning. And for the love of God Ed, fap and get an orgasm. God wants you to fap, otherwise he didn't made it so that testikel cancer has a higher chance to grow when you're not having orgasms.