This thread is about HOLY ****

[Grandy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

AN IMMORTAL JELLYFISH

[X_marks_the_ed]

So it IS possible.

[fruckert]

DAMN

In other interesting sea creature news, THIS THING WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Isopod

[Grandy]

Reminds me of a Metroid.

[Grandy]

Nono, the topic is "HOLY ****"

Anything that matches the subject of "HOLY ****" is acceptable.

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[Archem]

That's it, we now NEED bioengineering to handle this.

Also, we'd need population control... *cocks shotgun*

Also: Genuine reason for uncensoring "cock" ^.

[Drace]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

AN IMMORTAL JELLYFISH

**** yeah! Finally! With that jellyfish and modern science I can create immortality! *gets to work*

[Ben]

you guys know there are other biologically immortal creatures on earth right?
And you guys know that its  impossible for a creature with a complex DNA structure to partake in this act?
And being biologically immortal does not mean you're immortal right?
And that if you used this specific example of biological immortality, you'd have to do the whole puberty thing over and over and over again, until you body created so much testosterone that you'd be chewbacca, and a caveman and unable to move your joints because of the mutated masses of compounded muscles, that serve only arbitrary purpos---
meh.

[Drace]

I know Gem, it was a joke. I finished first on my Biology exams of the year so I know it's impossible and even if possible, not usefull.

[zuhane]

You're doing biology? Do you have to do the EMPA coursework? It's effing awful.

[Drace]

You're doing biology? Do you have to do the EMPA coursework? It's effing awful.

Did Biology and I can't remember that. Then again, I did it in Dutch in The Netherlands. =P

[Apex]

Wow, now I've seen 98.4564% of everything.

[Ben]

I know Gem, it was a joke. I finished first on my Biology exams of the year so I know it's impossible and even if possible, not usefull.

lol how are you reading my posts if you set me on "Ignore"? lol
Dutch people

[X_marks_the_ed]

I dont think charas has ignore button. Cant find it at least.

Edit: Grandy, is it holly cr-ap or holly fu-ck? Both have the same amount of asterisks when they are censored.

Or sh-it.

[Red Giant]

Attempts at human biological immortality are in the works AS WE TYPE. Methesulah project... or foundation or something.