Youtube; Where Great Minds Collide

[Red Giant]

We all know that YouTube's comment section is the online equivalent of a cesspool that is inside another cesspool, so post the comments you find there that are absolute lollity, that they might be immortalised forever. And the video in question and maybe the poster, if possible.

Comments made by yourself or in reply to you don't count, just post the beautiful nuggets of wisdom you happen to come across.

Inspired by this masterpiece by markkider on a rather famous video of the extraordinary lyre bird, which has the ability to mimic sounds it hears with uncanny accuracy, ranging from other bird calls to camera shutters and chainsaws. For many, this bird is an incredible and awe-inspiring creature. markkider, on the other hand, offers an alternative opinion;

"i hate that piece of **** bird. i just want to bite its head off and eat it and then find a another lyre bird and **** all over it."
     - markkider

[Archem]

That bird is cool. I wish I could have a chainsaw noise that convincing.

[Red Giant]

Planet of the Apes Trailer

Among the cruder and more racist of us, making a comment about the similarities of this movie and the presidential inaugeration is a target of tasteless comedy. This in itself did not catch my eye. The ensuing argument it spawned, however, plummets straight from vulgarity into undiluted surrealism.

"this is what the presidential inauguration will look like!"
      - bigdaddykewl1

"LOOOOOOOOOOOL state of the apes"
      - bezerka

"fu bible beater republican ****!"
      - vw1973conv

"go suck a moon cricket you democratic douche bag. go look at sarah's puss!"
      - bigdaddykewl1

"The moon cricket daddy fucked your bear toad."
      - ncommons

"back off you gooter lover!"
      - bigdaddykewl1

"Tar sucking beetle rapist."*
      - ncommons





*Greatest insult ever?

[Shinryu82]

Oh boy, I got a ton of them on some of my videos. Most of the time these people don't know what they're talking about.

I used to post a lot of video recordings of a fighting similuation game called Mugen. I have left the Mugen community however due to how rotten it's become, but I still do occasionally play the game now and then, but I don't post videos of my matches anymore. One of them in which I fought a rather tough opponent, a user by the name of "malakius" decided he should say this, word for word (except the last one which is censord):

"wow, playing against the AI, no skill. Not only that but that Krizalid was on easy. Learn to play you filthy *****."

Anyways, there are several things wrong with this. One of which is the "playing against the AI" part. No duh...a lot of people play against the AI in a fighting game when no one else is around. Second of all, no skill? I'll direct link to the video to show how wrong this is. Next of all, my opponent being set on easy. Ironically, there's no easy setting for my opponent. He has no AI, but is a rather dirty fighter.

Here is the video itself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPUlOifQoAE&fmt=18

I know most may not get this, in way, but consider this: The fact that he's telling me to "Learn how to play" when I won the match is down-right stupid. Not only that, I remember it taking me a while to do the match to, and I was still practicing with this character.

[Archem]

"Tar sucking beetle rapist."*
      - ncommons


*Greatest insult ever?

I'm still sticking with: "You look like a bear!".

[Meiscool]

Haha.

Honestly, I sometimes think that a huge majority of posters on youtube are bots programmed to place four unrelated words together in the form of an insult. I mean seriously, can anyone be that ****ing stupid?

[Archem]

You'd be surprised.

[Meiscool]

I was suprised once, but then I knocked her back out.

[HobomasterXXX]

I once read a comment saying that Slipknot and Disturbed are "real music". This was posted on a Tool music video. I loled.

[Ratty524]

Fact: 95% of youtube's population consists of retards.

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[Archem]

I once read a comment saying that Slipknot and Disturbed are "real music". This was posted on a Tool music video. I loled.

While I'm not sure how to respond about them being called "real music" (what the hell is fake music, anyway?), I can't say I'd try to rank them above Tool as something artistic.

But I do enjoy Disturbed.

[HobomasterXXX]

While I'm not sure how to respond about them being called "real music" (what the hell is fake music, anyway?), I can't say I'd try to rank them above Tool as something artistic.

But I do enjoy Disturbed.

Basically he said tool sucked BECAUSE they were artistic. What a ****ing joke.

[drenrin2120]

Moon cricket... 0_o

[Geodessia]

Dren, You look like a bear.

[drenrin2120]

Dude, back off before I **** all over you.