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But he can't eat you now. He doesn't even have a mouth. Unless his whole face turns into a mouth or something. *gasp*
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Uh... the lines are hinges. They open up and reveal jaws or something.
I general I'd say I agree 98% with Grandy's post above.
You are already dead.