Leave me alone, creepy dude

[Valiere]

So I'm an art student, and in one of my classes we draw nude models. There's this one dude in my class who...well, you know those plastic "hillbilly teeth" you get out of cheesy vending machines? He has that kind of overbite where his top set of teeth are permanently on display. And he will not stop talking to me. He constantly walks up to me with those ever-staring eyes and tries to make conversation, even though I do my best to give off uninterested vibes. I don't want to be a jerk, but this guy just won't take a hint.

I could maybe understand if he wanted some drawing advice, since he's the most craptacular artist I've ever seen (I'm fully convinced any one of you could out-draw this guy, who is ostensibly an art major), and I'm probably the most experienced student in the class at life drawing, but he never wants to talk about drawing, just about me and my life.

Oh, and today he asked to take a camera-phone picture of the model to take home and -- you know -- practice drawing with. And by "practice" I mean "jack" and by "drawing" I mean "off." The teacher, who seems to find him about as creepy as I do, was understandably hesitant. It didn't help that the model, while probably 40+, wasn't bad on the eyes and was pretty busty. On the way out of class, he told me, "You look tired," which is one word away from the universal pervert pick-up line "You look tense." I almost laughed but instead said, "I'm fine," and hurried out.

But I'm kinda droning on here. I'm not really looking for advice, since I know the most logical thing to do would be to flatly tell him to leave me alone, but again, I don't want to be a jerk. Really, I just wanted to get this off my chest. Dude needs to leave me alone!

[SaiKar]

I gotta ask - did the teacher let him take the picture?

[Valiere]

She left it up to the model, who said no.

[Darkfox]

Oh man... this guy is freaky. Even as a guy myself I find the guy weird from what you've said. Sadly I've run into creepy guys and wonder how girls would even WANT to look at them, let alone DATE them. Not only are they creepy looking but annoying as heck. It boggles my mind. Creepy is creepy, if the guy hasn't gotten the hint by now, he's an idiot and DESERVES to be told off.

Obviously I don't get along well with other guys where I'm from. They think I'M weird when I don't want to talk about girls, not that I don't like them (I do! XD) but I don't like how THEY talk about them. >_<

[Dragonium]

You should tell him straight to leave you alone. That's the only way, unless you want to try something more drastic.

I'm not suggesting you kill him, but I am.

[Darkfox]

You should tell him straight to leave you alone. That's the only way, unless you want to try something more drastic.

I'm not suggesting you kill him, but I am.

I agree, with the telling him to leave you alone, not killing him. XD;;

[Valiere]

You should tell him straight to leave you alone. That's the only way, unless you want to try something more drastic.

I'm not suggesting you kill him, but I am.

XD

Thing is, he hasn't done anything wrong. Yet.

If he follows me outside, though, all bets are off.

[Darkfox]

XD

Thing is, he hasn't done anything wrong. Yet.

If he follows me outside, though, all bets are off.

Well, if he doesn't get the hint and persists it's best to just tell him in a polite way that he's disturbing you.

[Deathreaper]

Well, I guess the best way is to be honest about it. Just say something like "Well, it's nice that you want to talk, but I would like to talk about more things than just my life. I mean, to be honest, it's kinda creepy and it makes me feel uncomfortable."

Or you could tell him off the harsh way if he's thick headed and a jerk himself and such. Anyhow, good luck on your problem.

[lonewolf]

do you know a men or boy that's OK around you
some one you have know for some time ?
if you do
here is what to do ask him to talk to the creepy dude
get him to say that he is your men and ask the creepy dude back off
as you  getting upset with this creepy dude taking to you all the time
then let him see you with this OK boy or men  you know may be it work and
the creepy dude back off
if it does not work tell the head teacher
this creepy dude is upsetting  you he keeps eye=ing you up and down in a creepy way like he is undressing you if the head teacher does  not do any thing that's a bad teacher at that school as if he was at my school he be kick out of that class or asked to back off and let you get on with your schooling

that's all i can think off sorry to say

[X_marks_the_ed]

Reading through, I thought you were merely judging him on his teeth, but then a real argument started to form.

Go tell him to "practice drawing." He'll get the picture. (I smell future Hentai artist.)

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Good god he sounds like a total loser...

I almost feel bad for him.

I can imagine he looked on the internet for pickup lines... xD

Which brings me to my suggestion... Tell him to **** off. :3

[DedlellyDeth]

Tell him that you have a yeast infection. XD

[Deathreaper]

No, everybody, you're doing this the wrong way. I tend to get annoying people off my back with random and somewhat scary quotes.

http://randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com/Cartoons/StreetFighter-CammyTellMeTrue/ULTIMATEPWNAGEFROMBISON.mp3

Repeating this will make it so he NEVER comes back, ever. It works like a charm for me.

[Archem]

"Leave me alone. You're bothering me."

Copy/paste where needed.