Leave me alone, creepy dude

[Moosetroop11]

I can understand why you're hesitant to be nasty; some guys are so horrifically bad at socialising with women that they end up being creepy almost unintentionally, because it's the way that gets them closest. There's not much you can do but tell him he's being creepy though. If you say it jokily then he might get the message without taking too much offense.

[Darkfox]

No, everybody, you're doing this the wrong way. I tend to get annoying people off my back with random and somewhat scary quotes.

http://randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com/Cartoons/StreetFighter-CammyTellMeTrue/ULTIMATEPWNAGEFROMBISON.mp3

Repeating this will make it so he NEVER comes back, ever. It works like a charm for me.

Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyways? I killed MY father too and you don't hear me WHINING about it!

I can understand why you're hesitant to be nasty; some guys are so horrifically bad at socialising with women that they end up being creepy almost unintentionally, because it's the way that gets them closest. There's not much you can do but tell him he's being creepy though. If you say it jokily then he might get the message without taking too much offense.

Yeah, that could work.

[fruckert]

Go tell him to "practice drawing." He'll get the picture. (I smell future Hentai artist.)

That honestly, to me, sounds like the best action at the moment

[SaiKar]

I think you all missed the "not looking for advice part.

[fruckert]

I think you all missed the "not looking for advice part.

Uh...apparently so

[Valiere]

Some of the advice has been amusing anyway though.

[Grandy]

Get someone to pretend to be your boyfriend.
 Aways works on sitcons in interesting, exiting and ultimately humorous ways.

*gets some popcorn and goes back to watching "Friends"*

I like giving advice when people don't request it, btw.

[Archem]

I think you all missed the "not looking for advice part.

If you post your unresolved problems on the internet, you're asking for advice. That's all there is to it. You're going to get advice, too. If you don't want it, leave the thread for dead and pretend it never happened.

And my post isn't really "advice" so much as it is a "solution". Once you do it, the problem dies.

Unless we're dealing with zombies. They're already dead, so dying isn't very effective.

[DedlellyDeth]

Get a really short haircut and wear glasses if you don't already, and maybe wear overalls.

[Grandy]

If you post your unresolved problems on the internet, you're asking for advice. That's all there is to it. You're going to get advice, too. If you don't want it, leave the thread for dead and pretend it never happened.

And my post isn't really "advice" so much as it is a "solution". Once you do it, the problem dies.

Unless we're dealing with zombies. They're already dead, so dying isn't very effective.

However, you could away Phoenix Down him in that case.

[Archem]

However, you could away Phoenix Down him in that case.

Or, if that's not available, use a shotgun.

[Darkfox]

Or, if that's not available, use a shotgun.

This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington, you can find it in the hunting good department. Remember: Shop Smart, shop S-Mart... YOU GOT THAT?!

Works every time.

[DedlellyDeth]

However, you could always Phoenix Down him in that case.

Or, if it always misses for some reason, you could Elixir him.

[Valiere]

If I actually did kill the dude, I bet you guys would feel pretty bad.

[Darkfox]

If I actually did kill the dude, I bet you guys would feel pretty bad.

I don't promote killing. XD O_o;;