Action Game

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *Climbs out of the time machine.* What's all this, then?

David: *Stabs.*

Ed: Hmm... *falls over and turns into an egg.*

David: ...

[Fisherson]

David: Why did I just kill Chicken man?

Rusty: Beep boop!

David: Huh? *Picks up Zig* This is what was trying to kill me? A chipmunk.

Zig: 'Chip?' like chocolate chimp cookies? I love those.

David: 'You know for a fearsome space tyrant, you look kind of cute.

Ymir: be in the putting down of the Zig or I'll blast you!

David: But isn't he-or I mean she your gunner? Without her you can't shoot me, right?

Ymir: Grrrrrr! I, regrettably cannot blasting of you, light sword man..

David: Okay then. Why don't you come out-

Ymir: You can't tell me what to do! I am still in control of this situ-*Laser fire rains down from above* Gaaaaaah *Mech is pounded to it's knees*

David: What the!

*The same Firespray31 flies overhead blasting the pieces off the mech*

Zig: Ymir? Speak to me!

Ymir: *cursing isues forth from the mech* Ooooh! That does it! I've had enough of your pointless resistance! *Grabs the wing of the craft as it passes by* Hah! Now take this!! *Punches the Frespray shortly before a person jettisons from it* BOOOOM!!

Purple Haired woman: That was close.

Ymir: HA! That is right! Fear the mighty Ymi-huh? What are you doing on my arm, strange woman? And Who are you??

Delia: My name is Delia and I'm bounty hunter looking for a couple of guys responsible for the destruction of Paress 32. You wouldn't happen to have seen them would you?

Zig: Parcess? Hey wasn't that a planet we conquered a couple of months ago?

Delia: So it WAS you. I thought i recognize this piece of scrap from before.

Ymir: SCARP?!SCAARRP?! You dare call Kreelee Mechnozied Combat Destroyer, Scrap??! I'll chrushify you little girl. *Throws a hammer punch at Delia*

Delia: Hmph! *waits until the first swells in her vision and then hits the mech's arm with her own fist shattering it's hand*

Ymir: What in blazes?!How did you do that?

Delia: I guess I forgot to mention I'm Dark Jedi and unlike my counterpart I don't spare mercy for those who harm innocent people. *Ignites Double Light Saber* Now, where should I start?

David: Delia? Is that you?

Delia: *looks over her shoulder* Oh! Hey David! How are you doing? Been while, where's ol' white hair?

David: Jet? He's somewhere around here. Why are you here?

Delia: Why don't you ask mister I'm-a'big-mean-alien-who-likes-to-stomp-on-others?

Ymir: Huh? Do you mean me?

Delia: That's right shorty! You killed a good friend of mine. And now I'm taking you in. Come outta of there! *Cuts a hole in the top*

Ymir: Oh no! Wait a minute!

Delia: Too late *Pulls out stun grenade and throws it in the mech* 3...2...annnddd *Bzzzt* Ah! Now I'll finally see the one who killed Angela. *Grabs stunned Ymir* What the-?! You're just a squirrel! A little green one at that!

-- Aboard the star destroyer --

Void: How goes the battle?

Katarn: Not too good. It appears our mech driving nuts have been captured by David Dent's altar ego.

Void: Delia? The one he made for the "Transgender Week"?

Katarn: yes I think so.

Void: Hmm, this could work to our advantage. Beam up David and Delia then order our walkers to advance.

Katarn: Yes sir. You heard the cloaked man, beam them up, Scottie.

Scottie: But<C aptain I cane reach the controls!!

Katarn: *Points blaster riffle in Scotty's face* Does that help in any way?

Scotty: Y-yes s-s-sir! Preparing beam up

-- Back on the planet's surface --

David: Delia, wait, let's talk about this!

Delia: Sorry, David, but they must awnser for what they did. Now get out of- What the? *Is disapeered*

David: Delia! What the-?! Rusty go get Angel tell him to take my ship and-whoooa! *Is disapeered*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: *Helps Isaac put final part in place* 'Hmm... What the hells going on now? I though we were about to get roasted a battle mech?'
Isaac: *Shrugs* 'I'm takin' down that star destroyer!' *Jumps into cockpit* 'Thanks for your help!' *LIFTOFF! Opens comm-link to destroyer* 'I'm giving you ten seconds to give me a good reason not to destroy you or evacuate! The choice is yours...'
Nicodemus: *Shakes head* I much prefer travelling by airship, don't you agree?'

[Darkfox]

Yoko: *to Isaac through SS-02* -Wait, they may have them held hostage...-

--Somewhere aboard the Star Destroyer--

Zig: Wow, sparkly lights then we... wha? Oh! We are aboard the Star... eater? Oh! Star Destroyer! =^_^= Oh-oh! That's bad...

[Fisherson]

Void: Indeed it is, my little green friend.

David: Who the heck are you?

Void: I am Lord Void, master of the Endless Night.

Delia: Oh yeah?! Well master this *Withdraws Blaster Pistol*

Void: That will do you no good.

Delia: Maybe, but I think I'll be the- *Blaster is frozen in Delia's hands* Gaah! What in the name of the Sith?

Void: Actually, I didn't use the force, or rather I used a refined force technique that you have neither the talent, nor the lifespan to learn.

Delia: Oh yeah! *Ignites lightsaber* Try this! *aims a high slash Void's mid section and it travels trough his body* Whaat? O_o

Void: Tsk, tsk. Never attack a enemy without knowing his weakness. *Open palm strike to Del's chest*

Delia: Ooofff *crashes into a wall*

David: Delia!

Void: Hmm so you are the mysterious David Dent.

David: Mysterious? I'm a Star Freighter Pilot, what's so mysterious about that?

Void: Hmm and humble too. But I'm not here to discuss your exploits. I'm here to turn you and the young lady to the Dark Side.

David: The Dark Side?

Void: Yes the Dark Side.

David:...Ha ha ha! You gotta be kidding me.

Void: Oh it's no joke. In fact I sense you'll be turning very soon.

David: Okay, listen here, my cloaked friend, you can't turn me to the Dark Side.

Void: Oh no? I think you'll change your mind when you see what I'm about to do. *Taps buttons on console and a TV screen pears on the far side of the room*

David:Impressive I think Seth McFarlane already thought of this.

Void: Ah, but he wasn't pointing two hundred turbo laser batteries at your friend.

David: Huh?? What "friend"?

Void: Why the one who, along with his anthromorph friend are about to blow to slag by 190 of those batteries. *Presses button*

David: No! *ignites Light saber and rushes at Void*

Void: *Smiles beneath the hood* Good. You're training has begun

--- In space --

Angel: Why in the name of Alchemy am I doing this?

Isaac: Because you want to save your friend?

Angel: Right. I just hope Jet and Yoko, figure out how to fly David's ship other wise, we'll be seriously out gunned.

Isaac: Err we may not have to worry about that.

Angel: What, Why?

Isaac: Because the Star destroyer is firing on us!

Angel: Gyaaah! Evasive maneuvers!!

[Darkfox]

--- Down below ---

SS-02: 'Observation: It seems those two have come upon enemy fire, unit named Rusty, lead the pilots of choice to the ship, I will give cover to them above...' *jets pop from his back in the shape of wings and from them brilliant blue emissions spark from them and he takes flight*

Smoke: ...I did NOT know he could fly.

Yoko: -How will I be understood now?-

Entitył: From some spare parts I made this little device. *puts like a metallic collar device around Yoko's neck* Now whatever you say will be translated to English.

Yoko: Testing... one tw- hey... o.o it wo- *looks up* there's shooting! We need to get up there...

Entitył: Earlier you seemed to not care.

Yoko: That's about me, not others...

Entitył: You should consider yourself as well as others, if you can't love yourself then...

Yoko: ...I can't truly love others?

Athena: I can sense a fight taking place outside of... and within that craft above, David is being antagonized by a phantasmal entity... the others are with him... I also sense those others as well... huh? There are some others not too far from them... are they allies or enemies? Whoever they are, they are approaching fast...

Yoko: What? How can you see all that? You don't even have your eyes open... or... are you...

Ren: I'll involve myself now...

Athena: Are you sure big brother...?

Ren: Light or Dark means nothing to me, right and wrong do, and what is being done here, that is wrong.

Smoke: Hm... you make a good argument. Fine, you can count me in, anything to smash some jerk faces in.

Entitył: Well, I'm neither darkness nor light, but I side with justice, so of course I'm in.

Athena: I see... well... I'm with big brother so...

Ren: It's dangerous and your not physically strong.

Athena: But what I lack in strength I have in will! I... I can help, I have power, I have defense... it's just not in my physical body...

Yoko: Then it is settled... we are going to get them out... and we are going to survive this...

[Merailima]

Merailima: *Launches stink bomb*   

[Fisherson]

--- Aboard the Star Destroyer ---

David: Haaaaaaa! *launches spinning slash Attack*

Void: Good, good. use your anger strike me down.

David: *Stops halfway* N-no.

Void: So you're going to let your feelings rule you? Pathetic *Hurls force based ice attacks a David*

David: *Is hit by ice attack* Gyaaah! I won't give in to these tricks. I've faced this before.

Void: Ha..ha..ha.. yes but you're friends were there weren't they? Ah yes speaking of which. Captain, release a ten squadron TIE Defenders and have them meet our guests outside. We wouldn't want to them to feel unappreciated. Now where were w- *Column flies though Void* -e?

David: Darn that should have worked. What in the name of Force are you??

Void: I told you. I am Lord of the Endless Night. I can not be dispatched by your Jedi powers.

David: You must have a weakness.

Void: Prattle on all you like. Only as a Sith Lord can you kill me.

David: I will not turn.

Void: Persistent aren't you, boy? Captain, open up with all batteries. I shall promote you to Rear Admiral if you destroy the craft in 60 seconds.

David: 'I must remain calm. Rusty will think of something....he has to'

Void: Ha..ha..ha..Don't count on it.

--- in space with Angel and Isaac ---

Angel: Go left, go left!! For love of Queen and country go left!!

Isaac: Will you shut up and let me *looks at radar Uh oh...

Angel: What now?

Isaac: TIE Defenders coming in on our vector.

Angel: TIE Defenders?! What are those??

Isaac: *points* those. *http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/TIE/D_Defender*

Angel: This can't be good.

Isaac: It never is. Hold on. *goes into a series of evasive exercises with the Defenders cliping away at his rear sheilds*

[Darkfox]

*a figure emerges, SS-02 has reached space and is closing in on them*

SS-02: 'Hm... it would seem that you are under attack. *looks at the TIE Defenders* These are not very impressive... interesting at best but...' 'Announcement: Attention all enemy vessels, I give you fair warning as I am preparing to attack.' *segments of his body open up revealing couple of cannons and missile pods* 'Can you evade this?' *begins blanketing them with charged energy bursts and smaller laser fire* 'As long as no more surprises emerge, then this will be no major problem.'

*a distortion in space appears, something is cloaked not far from their position*

SS-02: 'Perhaps I spoke too soon...'

*a black ship zips out, a dual-wing construction with energy on the edges of them, a skull and crossbones painted on the sides*

: 'How ugly! Look at these ships, they don't have any grace or beauty! They don't even have a decent paintjob. Presentable yet functional, that is the rule of the stars, that is the rule of the Space Pirate King, Blake T. Branxton III! Now surrender yourself or prepare to be outclassed.

*the TIE Defenders begin to chase him*

Blake: 'Oh look! The ugly craft are chasing us, well then, lets give them the ride of their lives, eh StarShadow?

SS-02: 'Oh... THIS guy...'

[Fisherson]

Intercom: Lord Void. Two new craft have showed up and are-

Void:-destorying my TIE Defenders? Yes  I know, or rather I for swa it yesterday while I busy building the Nova Bomb. It's a minor distraction. Release all 7 squardrons of TIE defenders and then tell Hexeus and Katarn to man their ships and destory the intruders. Also ready the Nova Bomb for deployment.

David: "ova Bomb?" What is that?

Void: A weapon that, once fired triggers a chain reaction that can't be stoped and results in a Supernova.

David: Your going to blow up the sun?? Are you insane?!

Void: Hmph. Save your emotions. They make you week and vulnerable. Soon your planet destroyed and Federation of Charas wiped out. Soon I will be the dominant power in this sector.

David: I won't allow that to happen!

Void: Only-

David: Enough!! *Use Sith Scorcher on Void*

Void: AAaaaaaahahaahhhh!!

David: *Continues to pour Force lighting in Void with bopth hands and an evil grin apears on his face*

--- In space above the Planet Charisia ---

Angel: *Blasts a Defener to dust using a back moutned turret* I got him!

Isaac: Don't get cocky kid. There's alot more of them...huh?

Angel: What's wrong?

Isaac: The're falling back. What on earth are they- Oh no...

Angel: What? What's worng, we won didn't we?

Isaac: No. it's about to get worse.

Angel: How is it going to- *Ship is rocked by impact-aaaaaah! What on earth?!

Isaac: Not earth *Evades a proton torpedo* that thing *points to larg black and red apinted Firespray firing missles at the small star fighter*

Katarn: Mwa ha ha ha ha!! There's no ecasping the might of Darth Katarn! You're my prey now! And Won't stuffed and mounted on my wall!! Aha ha ha ha!! *Is hit by concusion missle* Gaaaah! What the-

*A Redd silver YT-2400 does a fly by attack Katarn's ship with both laser turrets*

Jet: Hey look ma, I'm space ship!

Rusty: Whoop! Deep bop bip!

Jet: Yeah, yeah technicly Val's flying, I'm just blowing things away-oooh TIE fighter at 5:00! Take that *Blast it  apart* okay now let's try and contact that black ship and hope it's one of ours.

Val: Sure why not? you only kidnaped me from my house and forced me to fly you to Star Destoryer, every girl's dream.

Jet: Just contact him will you? Oooh! Not this time, Amror man!! *Fires repeatdly*

Val: ' Why me? Here goes nothing. This is the Fedration Starship Loyal Dewback calling to unknown vessel. please respond.

[Darkfox]

Blake: I hear a lady's voice. Greetings! I am Blake T. Branxton, captain of that fine vessel... er... well it is cloaked... well, it's the Sentana! It seems that we are fighting the same enemy. If you are calling to suggest an alliance, then I accept! Hey look at this! *sends out reflextive material like a flak, fires a laser blast reflecting it around, calculatingly missing each of them* Brilliantly executed!

SS-02: Eh? Careful where your shooting, wait, did you just calculate that entire shot? And isn't this a one shot deal?

Blake: Well aren't you Mr. Killjoy... *static starts to appear in communication channel* Huh... hey wait... there isn't supposed to be static in this! It's digital! *the static gets pretty loud and then it comes in the form of breathing*

: *a deep, breathy, sort of electronic voice* Attention... warring vessels... I am Grand Kaiser Uls'adar of the Kreelee Resistance... *breathes* you are intruding upon... liberated... Kreelee space... *wheezes* and I sense intent to destroy it... well... heh... I am afraid I cannot allow that, so... ah... but do not worry... perhaps you will be lucky... you may be Kreelee in the next life...

Blake: Well... that doesn't sound good...

SS-02: Kreelee? That voice does not match the two we encountered.

--- On Board the Star Destroyer ---

Ymir: *snaps to* That voice...! Zig! We must escape! We must hide! Bad very bad! And he sounds annoyed!

Zig: You can tell? o.o Eh! (that voice... why is it so...) Hey! David, right? Don't you see what he's doing? He's trying to turn you just enough so he can possess your body.

Ymir: Huh... how you talk like that? All smart now? O_o And why are you helping him?

Zig: Ehm... uhm... comic books? =^_^=

Ymir: Oh... you read comic books...

Zig: Yeah, yours. ^_^

Ymir: I DON'T READ COMIC BOOKS!

Zig: Delia, right? We aren't the ones who killed your friend, we came in moments after and claimed the victory as our own. Eheheheheh... *scratches head*

Ymir: Yes we did! We are all-power-

Zig: Basic weaponry, and welded-on armor. Would that have lasted against the defenses?

Ymir: Eghhhh... fine fine... we did not do of the blasting that occured... we stole the victory from the Grand Kaiser... now he is in the wanting of our heads.

Zig: We've killed nobody, eheheh... uhm... *scratches head* we are not Kreelee warriors... we are... uhm... Kreelee... mechanics...

Ymir: Eghhhhh... why did you have to say tha... hey... what's that tatoo? That looks like...

Zig: I-I don't know, birthmark? Heheheheh... =^_^=;; (why do so many stare at my chest..?) b-but, David, don't let him break you!

[Fisherson]

Delia: If what your saying is true then David is... David!

David: Die you fell spirit of the shadows, DIE!! *Continues to use Sith Scorcher* HA HA HA!!

Delia: "- _ - Grrrr would just listen to me! *clubs David in the head with her Blaster*

David: HA HA *Is hit* Ouch...*falls over*

Ymir: Good shot, woman!

Zig: Eeeep! You killed him! O_O

Delia: It was an acidet!

Ymir: Ha! An "Aci-dent" Bwa ha ha!

Delia: "- _ - Just help me drag him out of here. Beffore tall-dark-and-transparent wakes up.

Zig: But which way do we go?

Delia: Hmm how about the hangar? They may have somthing I can fly there, besides if we don't get out of here they'll send some one to check on him.

Ymir: Bah! Runing away? Why should we the mighty- *is stuffed in travel sack* Eh??

Delia: Listen here, you little green cretin, we need to get off of here and that means no talki9ng space squirels oaky?

Ymir: 'Space squierel?! Why you- Del zips the bag* muuuflwe grrrump!

Zig: Do I have to go in the sack to?

Delia: Nah> I just wanted to shut him up beffore-

Ed Trooper: knocks* Lord Void? Sir? We heard some loud noises adn wanted check and see if everything is alright.

Dlia:-Thatt hapens. Welp guess I'll have to take Jet's apraoch to things. *Pulls out Rocket launcher*

Zig: What's that?

Delia;: Plan B. *fires*

--- Outside of the door hall 11A ---

Ed trooper #1: I thik he's alseep.  *Ship shudders*

Ed Trooper #2: Well wake him up! We need him to stop these Kre-whactha-call-ems beffore they destroy the ship! *Ship shuders again mucgh harder*

Ed Trooper #1: let me try again-

Ed trooper #2: Wait!

Ed Trooper #1: What is it?

Ed trooper #2: I thoughtt I heard a fly.

Ed Trooper #1: A fly in space? That's ridic- *Isblown to dust*

Delia: *sticks head out dooor* Okay let's go, Zig. We need to get to the hangar and get the ehck out of here *shudering increases* And soon! Move out!

--- Back in Void's chambers ---

Void: Grrrrr...! Think you can make a fool of me and there not be any consqueces do you? HA ha ha Guess again. *Pushes button and then fades away*

--- In space ---

Val: Got you, Captian Blake. *turns to Rusty* He's with us.

Jet: Good now can you please fly a liitle straighter?! Sheesh! Women drivers.

Val:...What was that? *Turns off anti-gravity in Jet's gun pod

Jet: Huh? What the-Aaaaaah help I floating!

Val: Should have wore a safety belt. Now hold on!

Jet: Wait a minute! *bounce off the walls* ow-****ow-****ow-****

Val: Hey Angel, and Blake let's try and get into the docking area so can rescue David.

Isaac: Right let's do this shall we?

*The Airwing and Loyal Dewback fly towards the docking hatch, but little do they know Hexeus is already waiting for them in a cloaked ship*

Hexeus: A little further. Come on you can do it..Heh heh *Tageting scope slowly narrows in on the A-wing and Freighter*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: 'Is there any way to find out what's going on on board the destroyer?'
Isaac: 'Not so far as as I know...' *Thinks* 'If we could get those guys outta there then we could take out the destroyer! Vessels of that size always have an "Achilles vent" a ventilation shaft linked directly to the main engine to stop it overheating! All we need to do is find it!'

[Darkfox]

SS-02: *running a sector scan* 'Scanning: It seems that we have cleared the... *notices a fluctuation in his beams* spacial anomaly?

Blake: *stops in mid-flight and turns to Hexeus then zooms right at Hexeus' ship and seems to disappear* Why hallo thar! *decloaks right above Hexeus* You have cloaking technology too. But you know, for effective cloaking to work, you must remember the cloaking rule, make sure your opponent doesn't have cloaking technology too. *pecks on Hexeus' ship with his wing* You numbskull.

[Angel Walter]

Isaac: 'WHAT THE HECK? Taking evasive maneuvers!' *Does a barrel roll. Then a somersault. Then continues barrel rolling until the Arwing enters the hangar*
Angel: 'Blake, SS, keep that guy busy while we rescue the others! Dave, we're coming for you!' *Prepares for landing (including returning tables to the upright position).*