DF's Hellishly Painful Game Reviews - Eternal Struggle is Eternal TORTURE!

[Darkfox]

Well, I decided to go with my own topic for this rather than keep posting it in that demo thread. I'm starting off by reviewing trymaker's Eternal Struggle game while giving a review, commentary, and criticism along the way. And a touch of sarcasm. I'm not trying to be like Drak, I have my own style that rarely cusses and more so mocks the corny stuff of the games. I don't review much but as a gamer, I guess I should start. Don't expect me to do a lot. I'm just starting this thread to keep from filling up that one thread for now. Anyways, here we go.

Part 1 of Review before update

Part 1 after update, STILL WITH CRAPPY POINTLESS OPENING AND AURA BOXES

Part 2, WARNING LONGER AND CONTAINS SARCASTIC PLOT TWIST, it's still processing

More to come. I'm actually going to play this thing through... Heaven have mercy on my soul...

[Valiere]

Hahaha, you had the inn "blackout" problem, too!

P.S. "Rouge" is pronounced "rooj."

[Darkfox]

Oh right. Sorry, but this game is killing me and making it hard to speak right. XD

[_JeT_]

XD Nice.

I swear though, I think I almost defeated Villian, I was in a battle for almost 15 minutes. He just kept doing his regular attack, which I then healed with girl soldier and revived, if needed, with Hero.

Can't wait to see the review of my own garbage.

[Darkfox]

Trymaker's Game Good Side Part 3 HELP MEEEE

Part 3 is up!

[zuhane]

Oh thank god! I thought Trymaker's game was serious!

[fruckert]

P.S. "Rouge" is pronounced "rooj."

I've always pronounced it "roozh"

Anyways, I'm about to watch these
I'll post my review of your review at a later time.

[Valiere]

Well, "roozh" is what I meant, but not everyone knows how to pronounce "zh."

The "Maire"...... XD   Most creative spelling ever.

[Darkfox]

Review of a review? Just to warn you, I don't cuss, if I do, it'll be that rare occasion.

Well, "roozh" is what I meant, but not everyone knows how to pronounce "zh."

The "Maire"...... XD   Most creative spelling ever.

I know. XD The Maire... that one nearly killed me the first time from sheer hilarity. XD

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

It scarred my life. I must say though my first rpgm was total puke.

[Dragonium]

I'm planning on making a rave mix of you saying "WHAT".

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

I'm planning on making a rave mix of you saying "WHAT".

I seriously thought that would work nicely.

Thought though; thought.

[Darkfox]

I'm planning on making a rave mix of you saying "WHAT".

YES! XD

It scarred my life. I must say though my first rpgm was total puke.

Most of ours was. XD But...

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

I know, puke is more enjoyable to look at... than foot fungus!

[Darkfox]

I know, puke is more enjoyable to look at... than foot fungus!

XD!! Uaaaaghhh! Boom! Preparation H!