I was almost hit by an scooter on my way out of college.

[Grandy]

I waited to the very last moment to react due to shock, then took a step left, and the scooter went past without hitting me. Seemed like a movie scene, according to witnesses.

[Dragonium]

Weird, the exact same thing happened to me yesterday. Except that it was a motorbike, and he was driving on the pavement for some reason. Moron.

[_JeT_]

I have been pretty good at avoiding motorized vehicles lately. However, last year, one of my teachers almost hit me with their Volkswagen when they were parking. They had been drinking the night before too. :/

[Dragonium]

So me and Grandy narrowly avoided motorcycles/scooters outside college, and Lucas and Jet were nearly hit by Volkswagens.

I'm waiting for Archem and Red to come in and reveal that they were both hit by a blimp at exactly the same moment.

EDIT: I imagine it was the same blimp, which collided with them while they were having a lightsaber duel atop the Empire State Building.

EDIT2: And this happened in the mid-1930s.

[Archem]

You know, this is actually a true story.

It's like you're psychic!


Although, it was in the 1940s, and we were only using lightsabers because my Thompson submachine gun got knocked out of my hand by another low-flying blimp, and Red's revolver ran out of bullets (and to this day, I can't figure out why he didn't bring more than three bullets).

[Grandy]

You know, this is actually a true story.

It's like you're psychic!


Although, it was in the 1940s, and we were only using lightsabers because my Thompson submachine gun got knocked out of my hand by another low-flying blimp, and Red's revolver ran out of bullets (and to this day, I can't figure out why he didn't bring more than three bullets).

"Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that breaths."

[Archem]

Yeah, but it was three. Not six.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

Oh yeah! Well, I was almost hit by an hero on my way out of college!


...Sorry.

[RuneBlade]

Me and my friends hit a deer while driving home from an anime con in january. Was only a calf tho, died on the spot and no bigger problems on my car. But I havent caught any people yet. Maybe I should try harder

[fruckert]

Last year, I actually got struck by a car
Didn't dodge, cause I'm' stupid
Didn't hurt much, my *** was kinda sore afterwards though

[Grandy]

Yeah, but it was three. Not six.

Only one of you two was alive.

[Razor]

I'll pay that.

[Archem]

Only one of you two was alive.

I'm not sure we're connecting.


Turn around and bend over...

[Valiere]

I like where this is going.

[Apex]

Weird, the exact same thing happened to me yesterday. Except that it was a motorbike, and he was driving on the pavement for some reason. Moron.

Odd, I almost hit a kid on a Motorbike yesterday while driving on the pavement.