I Hate Airplanes

[Rahl]

I just got off a flight to philly, and Im stuck in this airport for 6 hours, and when I fly to london from here I'll have to wait 6 hours there, and then I get to fly on to Amsterdam, and on top of everything Im scared to death of flying. This just really isnt my day...

[Nandez]

When I went on a straight flight to Europe they had TVs in the back of every seat with movies and music and surprisingly good food wasn't so bad.
The flight back was even better because I got to drink since the flight attendants were Dutch.
Ah the Dutch accent love it.

[DedlellyDeth]

I just got off a flight to philly

Not from Philly? I hear they give complementary orange juice.

[Archem]

[Valiere]

I love how the page ad that appears right under your post has a row of jet planes. Mocking you.

[fruckert]

Archem wins the argument

I hate planes also

Goodbye

[Rahl]

Well now Im at the airport in London. And words cannot convey how tierd I am. I judt want to lay down somewhere and sleep for like a week. And yes they had all of the complimentary stuff like food and drinks and little tvs in th back of the seats, no of which are very interesting when your gritting your teeth and strangling the arm rest.

[Osmose]

Oh bah, flying isn't that bad. It's boring, is all.

[Djanki]

I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Prpl_Mage]

If you think you're going down. Don't panic. There's nothing you can do about it either way.
Just sit down and relax. Write something - or something.
No need to get all upset about. Just accept your fate. Sit back and enjoy the flight.

[Djanki]

I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Fisherson]

If you think you're going down. Don't panic. There's nothing you can do about it either way.
Just sit down and relax. Write something - or something.
No need to get all upset about. Just accept your fate. Sit back and enjoy the flight.

XD I don't think this is helping him get over his fear of flying oddly enough. I don't blame you, Rahl, I hate the idea of flying a airplane. To quote that Magi fellow from the Mummy 2: "Why can't you pepole just keep your fee on the groud?"

[Rson_DeLarge]

ok, just do this:  when you panic about your imminent death think of all you haven't accomplished in life

[Drace]

When I went on a straight flight to Europe they had TVs in the back of every seat with movies and music and surprisingly good food wasn't so bad.
The flight back was even better because I got to drink since the flight attendants were Dutch.
Ah the Dutch accent love it.

I knew it. =D I said to White Dwarf that peeps love dutch accent and I'm once again proven right.

[Ben]

You're way more likely to be horrifically killed or maimed in a common car wreck then the SUPER rare occurrence of a plane crash.