My Immortal

[DedlellyDeth]

<a href="http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm">And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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[_JeT_]

What the **** is this ****!? I am gonna put my thingie into your dirty hole, to make up for whatever the hell I just read!

[Darkfox]

What the Hell, man. What the HELL?

[Prpl_Mage]

It's a piece from that godawful Mary Sue novel.

Burn it. Harry potter is evil. Malfoy is a vampire and the main character have sex with everything while having the most powerful spells.
And everything is written like a 12 year old exchange student.
Begone efil creature of shadows!

[DedlellyDeth]

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Whaaat?

[A Forgotten Legend]

... i read to chapter 22.  Most wasted hour and a half ever.

[Archem]

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I'm leaving the internet now. Thanks for ****ing it up for everybody.

[Nandez]

I think this topic just made all my brain cells die.

Also the name of this topic uuuuugh.

[Bluhman]

Aww. After a bit of further inspection, it doesn't look like you can do a Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences thing with this one. Not enough grammar to make fun of.

[Valiere]

It's a piece from that godawful Mary Sue novel.

I don't think a series of "chapters," each consisting of a few poorly-strung-together "sentences" (Most of which just describe every piece of Hot Topic-bought clothing Ebony Dark'Ness Whatever is wearing) qualifies as a novel.

[Darkfox]

Aww. After a bit of further inspection, it doesn't look like you can do a Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences thing with this one. Not enough grammar to make fun of.

I don't think I'm brave enough to touch THIS one.

[DedlellyDeth]

“BTW Willow that ****ing poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily .

[FFL2and3rocks]

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...WHY?!

[ZeroKirbyX]

Wow, this is way old. Like Haloes in Space old.

Still horrible though.

[DedlellyDeth]

It's so old it's new.