Zombiepocalyse

[DedlellyDeth]

So, Charas, what would YOU do if a zombie apocalypse occured? What would be your weapon, your plan?

[FFL2and3rocks]

I'd pretend I was a zombie so they wouldn't go after me.

It worked in Shaun of the Dead.

[Darkfox]

Zombies suck. All you got to do is wait till they are so deteriorated that they are immobile, which in this summer heat would be a day or two.

[Cerebus]

Depends which kind of zombies.

The normal, slow, unintelligent zombies: I guess I'd use whatever fall in my hand as a weapon, but I'm not really sure what I'd do though. But I would try something, I guess.

The other, fast, more intelligent zombies: There's probably no point even trying, I'd probably... an hero.

[DedlellyDeth]

What about non-deteriorating zombies? Just mindless violent people?

Too many people say katanas are their weapon of choice. Sure, they can slice through flesh and bone, but they dull and are suited for fighting civilized people, not zombies, who will wrestle you. I would say shotguns are a good choice. Blunt weapons are also good to have on hand, including suitable firearm butts.

[Fisherson]

I'd pretend I was a zombie so they wouldn't go after me.

It worked in Shaun of the Dead.

Darn it! Well I'd go to Jet's place man, he has a ton of guns and stuff. Plus me in real life or me as David?

[Archem]

Garlic. I'm referencing **** again!

[Darkfox]

The other, fast, more intelligent zombies:

Less logical, their going through rigor mortis. That and their brain and nerval tissue would have become severely damaged.

[Cerebus]

Bah, whatever, they're still fast and furious! lolfunny

[Darkfox]

Note: Never NEVER let a zombie drive. They are worse than drunks.

[Apex]

I live in the middle of nowhere, so I'd probably just wait it out while I watch porn.

[Archem]

Zombie porn.

[Prpl_Mage]

Easy.
Stock up with food, get myself to higher ground.
Get myself a rifle of some kind so I can entertain myself from on top of that building(or whatever).
Make sure to keep a shovel around(great bashing and slashing weapons) in case your defense is broken.
Don't try fire. It only makes things worse.
Oh right. I would cut off all my hair as well, they'd eb able to grab it and hold me down otherwise.

[Cerebus]

But would you have the time to stock on enough food, find a riffle with enough ammunition, get your shovel and bring all this on higher ground before zombies get you?

Oh and I think that if they're close enough, they'd still be able to hold you down even if you cut your hair.

[Prpl_Mage]

But would you have the time to stock on enough food, find a riffle with enough ammunition, get your shovel and bring all this on higher ground before zombies get you?

Oh and I think that if they're close enough, they'd still be able to hold you down even if you cut your hair.

Well, it's never a bad thing to be prepared for the worse.
So I'd probably keep some cans ready just in case. The rifle is harder since we don't have the easy gun-laws as america. But I'd get it. Got enough of shovels though.

And if I try to run from a pack of zombies and they managed to get a hold of my hair: goner.
If they grab my arm - I can still break free. But the head is almost impossible. Give it a try.