FMLs

[Apex]

The one that this topic is about. I don't want to say it, that's how much I despise it.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I told a couple of girls that I wasn't going to the prom because "I've accepted who I am."
I was referring to being a lifetime bachelor, but I don't think they took it that way.




When an acquaintance of mine discovered my Yahoo! answers account.
Then he asked why everyone that asks the questions I answer are so stupid.

[Archem]

Archem is like Che.

I'm also like Pedobear.

Photoshop magic! Happen!

[Dragonium]

I'm also like Pedobear.

Photoshop magic! Happen!

No. It's late, and you don't pay me enough.

[Archem]

I don't pay you at all!

[Shady Ultima]

The red wings lost the cup in game 7, and I'm a huge wing fan. Now I have to hear about Cindy and the Divers for the next year + about how good they are...

[Emerates]

Today, I was working in the frozen section, and it was mega-slow.  So, I decided to take a quick bathroom break.  After draining the sea monster, I debated, then slinked into the handicap stall and began to masturbate.  After about two minutes, the door opened.  I bit back a curse, but was not fully able to hide my heavy breathing.  I engaged in subterfuge, retrieving toilet paper and flushing.  As I opened the stall door, I realized the man employing the urinal was my boss.  He turned his head and asked, "Having fun?  Or was it just that hard to shit?"  Unable to think of a rebuttal, I washed my hands and said, "Sure is slow today."  FML.

But that didn't actually happen.

[fruckert]

So...for winter ball I took a friend out.
She ended up getting really pissed, for reasons I have not yet comprehended, stopped talking to me for about two months, and started dating another guy.
Yay -_-'

[Darkfox]

So...for winter ball I took a friend out.
She ended up getting really pissed, for reasons I have not yet comprehended, stopped talking to me for about two months, and started dating another guy.
Yay -_-'

Idiotitis. A human disease (that sometimes animals suffer) where the most irrational response to nothing occurs for no reason. This is also linked with waking up angry for no reason and punch somebody. Idiotitis. Some guy drives by your house and flips you off even though you don't know each other. Idiotitis.

We all have it, but this seems to be the severe case. Might be terminal. XD

[Emerates]

You're terminal.  FYL.

[Darkfox]

You're terminal.  FYL.

I had a few FML moments. The biggest one was when my 1st grade friend, that I grew up with, decided to be a racist, womanizing, neo-nazi. But I felt a bit better after beating him up. It was still sad though. He used to even bash me for any racist comments. XD

[Cerebus]

I wake up every morning. FML

[Darkfox]

Mondays. FML

[Valiere]

Just got my letter from UT Austin. Rejected. FML

[Meiscool]

My google search for porn brought me here. FML