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Grab the nearest book (literally, whatever is closest to you), turn to page 56, find the fifth sentence, quote these instructions and post it here.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
"Attentive yet to listen to the trunk We stood, expecting further speech, when us A noise surprised; as when a man perceives The wild boar and the hunt approach his place Of stationed watch, who of the beasts and boughs Loud rustling round him hears."- The Inferno by Dante Alighieri (english translation)EDIT: I know it's a bit long, but if you look closely it's actually one sentence. The only dot is at the end.