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Grab the nearest book (literally, whatever is closest to you), turn to page 56, find the fifth sentence, quote these instructions and post it here.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Bill Harley had some ideas, William David was a mechanist.
They also go up and down.