Fish is trying Dating sites??

[Drace]

Where, how old and are they single?

The Netherlands, all are aged between 18 and 25. Dunno about being single though.

[Fisherson]

The Netherlands, all are aged between 18 and 25. Dunno about being single though.

Dang it! Story of my life.

[Drace]

Dang it! Story of my life.

You got in one little fight and your mum got scared, she said "your gonna live with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"?

[Fisherson]

You got in one little fight and your mum got scared, she said "your gonna live with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"?

Lol No that every woman I look at is unavailable.

[Drace]

I was close though.

[Fisherson]

I was close though.

True. Okay we're going to do a little role play here. Pretend this thread is a dating site and that most of you guys are women (scar thought right?) and you see this ad. Tell me what you honestly think of it.

I'm looking for someone who enjoys talking,laughing and above all else having fun. I prefer bigger women to smaller ones, because I like a full figured woman. I'm a Sci-Fi fan, but I don't mind dating anyone who doesn't like that sort of thing. I enjoy long walks in the woods, watching the sunset and drawing in various forms. I don't mind listing to other problem, and in fact, enjoy it. My best quality is honesty. I try to see the best in people's hearts and minds, even if others don't. I don't follow the crowd, but I'm open to new ideas. I'm easy going and fun to be around,something what of a comedian and joker. That just about describes me.

[Prpl_Mage]

Is it really so important that they are big? I mean, you're narrowing down your chances to find someone that way I think. Most female video game players I know are actually quite fit - because they are tomboy-ish.

[Fisherson]

Is it really so important that they are big? I mean, you're narrowing down your chances to find someone that way I think. Most female video game players I know are actually quite fit - because they are tomboy-ish.

Well I like pulp women. They turn me on and all my best relationships have been with larger girls. Why is that a problem? I'll bet if I was African American you wouldn't mind.

[Valiere]

Plus I rarely fin a woman with with the shape i like. I like full figured women as opposed to skiny little ones.

Somehow I don't think you'll have any trouble finding full-figured women...well, anywhere.

[Drace]

Somehow I don't think you'll have any trouble finding full-figured women...well, anywhere.

I see too many of them. I like my girl average, not anorexic thin and not so big I got to buy harpoons.

[Ben]

ugh. this thread makes me want to shower the gross off of myself.

LIVEJOURNAL HAS ITS OWN WEBSITE NOW

[zuhane]

Stay away from websites that advertise nymphos who wants sex 3 times
a day. There are a couple of well-known dating sites which contain
real, genuine people such as match.com... I can't remember the other one.

[Emerates]

Fish is trying Dating sites??

This is why Lucy is posting threads about us being so pathetic.

[Darkfox]

This is why Lucy is posting threads about us being so pathetic.

True.

[Valiere]

Seriously, getting a girl is not that hard. You take 'em out to eat, you let them win arguments, you make 'em giggle, you don't act creepy or needy. Nothing too strenuous. The hard part is not killing them when they enter ultra-bitch mode. I don't care, no matter how innocent or sweet a girl is, they all have it in them.

Man, you're right, I feel going all-out-bitch on you right now!