Fml

[Emerates]

You know.... **** love. **** it. **** it in the ***, sideways.
So, my current girlfriend reveals she's been cheating on me. With someone she met on ****ing World of ****ing Warcraft. Best part is, he's a suicidal emo kid. Her only reasoning for it was she thought I wouldn't find out.
God. Motherfucking. Damn. It. This after last year's ****...
**** love. **** life.

Just don't turn into one yourself, man.

I've been through a lot of bad **** myself.  All that's ancient history, though, and so is this bitch.  Punch her in the vag bag and move on to her hotter, more sexually experienced best friend.

[Rahl]

Once a HO always a HO bro. Thats one of the best things I can think to say. Don't give her another chance, and dont take it and run yourself down because of it. I have a good friend who was done bad a few times, and turned him into what he hated and he never trusted a nother girl and always cheats on them. Dotn let it do that to you, there are good honest girls out there.

[Roland_Deschain]

Hey, like, don't focus on the sex part of a relationship. Odds are, your not her first (or last), and she has bad taste in dick (there's a joke here somewhere). If you're mad because of the lack of trust, that's alright, but Jesus, every whiny prick in the world breaks down when their hole goes and finds something else to put inside itself.

It's not focusing on the sex part, it's more or less she's been cheating on me since we got together with someone she's never met in person. And left me. For someone she's never met in person. I can almost guarantee that you'd be a little pissed about something like that too.

[Drace]

Wait wait wait. Lemme get the facts straight.

1) She cheated on you.
2) She never met the guy.

How?

[Roland_Deschain]

Uh... phone sex...? I have no idea, what I know is what she told me: She's been with him behind my back but never met him in person. 

[Dominicy]

inb4 are internet friends actually friends debate/flamewar

[Drace]

Uh... phone sex...? I have no idea, what I know is what she told me: She's been with him behind my back but never met him in person. 

Well to be complete honest, phone sex / nerdy WoW sex doesn't really count as cheating on you. Still a bitch, sure. But this is just... a wtf moment for right now.

[Drace]

But she decided to leave him for that guy, anyway. That makes her an even greater bitch: leave her bf, who is a nice guy and all, for some emo that she never met.

I'm not saying she ain't a bitch, I'm just saying it isn't really cheating.

[Drace]

Right. I would still be pretty mad if my gf, if I had one, had phone/text/webcam sex with someone else.

If you listened to the guy, then you would have understood that he doesn't KNOW what she did. Instead of complaining, he should have asked her. Because getting mad about text / phone sex is pathetic. Being mad about the obviously lack of love, sure. But mad about text / phone sex, I'd laugh it off while dumping her for her lack of love, not for her "cheating".

[Ben]

JESUS.

[Drace]

Elaborate the reason for the usage of the word Jesus, please.

[Rahl]

Hes just the man to turn to in these matters.

[Darkfox]

Don't you mean... Kung-Fu Jesus?

[Rahl]

I don't know but hose guys were as fast as lightning, and it was a little bit frightening.

[Dominicy]

Don't you mean... Kung-Fu Jesus?

OH EM GEE CUT IT OUT DARKFOX. D: D: D: