Worst/Strangest Online Postings

[Zerlina]

In lieu of bordeom, what are the best/strangest serious posts you've come across recently?
Found these ones today...

Model needed
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tlg/1470261543.html

Proper pet care
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=333255&f=165

Stealthy rice king's facts don't add up (these were posted one after the other)
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474468008.html
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474469398.html

[Archem]

That female cat masturbation one caught my eye...




Like that's shocking to anyone who's been here for at least a year...

[HobomasterXXX]

Cat pussy juice tastes good!
Will it harm my finger?
Do you know this from experience?
Or is this just more of your nasty net naughtiness?

If it doesn't burn my tongue, then I doubt that it will melt my finger down to the bone.

I.. what.

[MissingName]

Hum.

[SaiKar]

Lmao.
Now I am curious though... Are cats able to have orgasms? I think they arent. But you know... I guess it wont hurt to try.

Huge alarm bells are ringing in my head, telling me not to encourage this topic into going down this path... but eh, what the hell.

They are in some form or another. In fact, most animals are. It's a built in biological stimulation that makes reproduction a desirable activity, thus encouraging the continuation of the species.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Which leads to the question: is that a good thing?

If the opposite were true, and said activity were as dull as painting, it would mean the only goal IS to reproduce. What would that do?

I MUST DO RESEARCH. Using lab mice.

[_JeT_]

If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.

Your logic fails me.

[Dragonium]

[lilsniffs3]

I'm not on any serious websites so I guess I can't post anything.

However, I do recall someone my age asking if its okay if someone they know is making out with someone. And the people were 10. And in 5th grade.

[Razor]

If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.

What the ****

[Archem]

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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!

If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.

[Darkfox]

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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!

If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.

Agreed... that post was very facepalm worthy. Also, note that under her picture reads "bum".

[fruckert]

Kinda sorta unrelated but my very very blonde cousin said yesterday that "Only obese people die from swine flu."
...
Kind of bad timing, as someone in the extended family (sorta) is currently on life support from having swine.

And where is that thing that Lucas posted?
The "Time traveler wanted" one.
That was pretty awesome.

[FFL2and3rocks]

This?

[fruckert]

Yes, that.