Dreams?

[Darkfox]

My last bad dream had something to do with alligators and anacondas and me running across logs in a swamp (Frogger, perhaps?).

I can't tell exactly what happened, but I'm sure that, despite being a "bad" dream, it was pretty awesome.

That or Pitfall.

[Valiere]

My last bad dream had something to do with alligators and anacondas and me running across logs in a swamp (Frogger, perhaps?).

I can't tell exactly what happened, but I'm sure that, despite being a "bad" dream, it was pretty awesome.

Damn, a couple days ago, I had one with gigantic gators and me running through a swamp getting bitten by venomous snakes.

This must mean something, but I don't know what.

[Archem]

I'm guessing it means that you're afraid of the scalier of God's creatures.

Also, you enjoy swamps, for whatever contradictory reason.

[MissingName]

Last night, it was something about sailing, shipwrecks, drowning and starvation.

And puppies.

[Grandy]

Last night, it was something about sailing, shipwrecks, drowning and starvation.

And puppies.

Puppies and starvation are contradictory.

[Valiere]

I'm guessing it means that you're afraid of the scalier of God's creatures.

Also, you enjoy swamps, for whatever contradictory reason.

I do love me some swamp.

[Angel Walter]

To remember them, you'd better wake up artificially, like have someone wake you up or a clock.

The problem is I always wake up before my clock!

I remember that I once had this dream. I was locked into a dark factory with the E.T from that movie. But he wanted to kill me and was fast as ****. I could run faster than I could in real life, and jump really high too. There were some light areas on the factory, near some randomly placed lamps. He couldnt go in those light areas for some reason, so I kept jumping and running between them, and while I was on the dark, I was scared as **** that he would get me.

That sounds like a brilliant concept for either a game or a movie!

[Zerlina]

Last night I dreamed I had to get my appendix out, and they were supposed to give me 4 anesthetic needles, with the last one to put me to sleep for the operation. But my mom called and said I had to stay awake and not get the fourth needle because if I fell asleep they'd steal all my organs O.o;

[Angel Walter]

Did you stay awake or did you wake up missing a kidney, 1/4 of a liver and no lungs?

[fruckert]

Last night I had nightmares constantly.
Last time I try to beat insomnia with some random sleeping pills my mom gave me.
The scarier of them had to do with my crippling fear of the dark.
*shudders*

[MissingName]

Puppies and starvation are contradictory.

One was stuck in a cardboard box.  We ate two and the rest bounced away on the waves.  A flying sunfish watched.

[Archem]

I had a dream last night. It's a pretty long one, and I think parts of it may have been lucid.

*ahem*

It started with some ditsy blond and a husky black woman (dressed as a stereotypical slave woman). The black woman was tied by her hands to what appeared to be a swing set without the swings. They had some sort of conversation about escaping from the blond's father, and ended with the somewhat reluctant whitey releasing the black woman. After that, she began walking down the street I used to live on, towards the bayou at the end of the stretch of road. After that, she crossed a foot bridge, entering the neighborhood on the other end.

Around this point, I realize that the bridge is now fancier, and considerably wider. I also notice that I'm walking on the bridge with two friends. I can't remember who they were, but I suspect that they may have been my friends Michael and Adam. Pretty soon, we entered the much-nicer-than-it-should-have-been part of the area. We're walking along, and night comes very quickly. We decide to try to buy a house for some arbitrary reason. After finding a relatively cheap one (I think it was about $11,000), we started brainstorming ways to make money to pay for it. At some point, someone came up with an idea for a sitcom by looking at the moon. Had something to do with Ben Aflec, some kind of dog/crab hybrid, and something else. Can't remember what. We quickly called up someone from Nickelodeon, and sold them the idea.

After entering the house, I realized that I was no longer with my friends, but instead with my family. Also, this was my old house (sort of right back where I started, since the dream began in what turned out to be my front yard), although something about it was different. After a while, my sister (who, for some reason, was portrayed by Lisa Simpson) pointed out that the man who had sold us the house was a werewolf. She questioned his reasons for owning the house, since werewolfs had recently been restricted from owning property in our area. He looked something like the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast. He ignored her question, and soon was having a conversation in the kitchen with my mother.

At about that point, I realized that the werewolf/Beast fellow was my dad. I also began to try to rationalize his home ownership. I figured that he was trying to sell the house because of the recent ban on werewolf property ownership. I also started to wonder why he hadn't left yet, since we now owned the place. I asked him politely to leave, since he no longer had business here. He refused. I began to get more aggressive, and my family began to grow uncomfortable with his presence. Something involving my sister's room and scary shadows in her window. No idea how that part fits into the dream. Anyways, I threaten to call the police if Mr. WerewolfBeastDad didn't leave. He called my bluff while I was in the backyard of my current house. It was still night, and it was somewhat chilly. I chose not to back down, and dialed 911.

After a few rings, someone picks up, and assumes that I'm "Stacy". I failed to mention that this house had recently been owned by a neighbor/friend of the family, Stacy. I have no idea how I figured that it was her house, but whatever. I told the man that Stacy had moved, and that I needed someone to help me remove the man from our house. He put me on hold, and I saw a rectangular map from Super Mario Bros. 3 where Mario kept quickly going around the map in a clockwise pattern. I guess it was some kind of loading screen. After a moment, my friend Michael (from before?) began to speak over the phone, but he had Stacy's voice. Not sure how I could tell how that all works, but I did. I also noticed that I was suddenly in the Halo 3 multiplayer level Stand-Off. After a few brief seconds of confused conversation, the man who I'd called in the first place took me off of hold, and a tank with man cannons attacked to the sides spawned in front of me. He began to tell me something, but I told him the tank I had been waiting for had arrived. He ignored that, and told me that nobody could help me at the time. They were at a party or something. I don't remember what he said exactly, but the police were all at some unimportant place.

After that, things get pretty fuzzy, and my sister came in and woke me up, telling me to go bring the trash cans up from the curb. I took a shower instead.

Helpful advice: When it's cold and windy outside, don't take a shower before going out. Also, don't go outside in shorts and a t-shirt.

That reminds me, I should do laundry tomorrow.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

EDIT: OHSHI-

ADS ABOUT BREAKING DIMENSIONS THROUGH YOUR DREAMS

[fruckert]

Dude...
Wow that's fake.

EDIT: I could have sworn something that said "Catalogue" said "Captchalogue".
:[

[_JeT_]

Some reason I had a dream I was hunting people from school down with an assault rifle... Yeah I have problems... >_>

Lucas once told me he had a dream where I was trying to kill him. Wish I could have te same dream.