Dude, WTF!? I saw your...

[Fortet]

dog. You killed her. Bitch.

Dude, WTF?! I saw you eating a huge...

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

amount of lucas lame jokes with hot salsa!

Dude, WTF?! I just heard Albert Einstein...

[Drakiyth]

was one of the head guys at the Manhattan project.  So, if we all go up in a blaze of extreme heat and smoke you know who to blame!

Dude, WTF!? I saw your uncle pick his

[Bluhman]

method of suicide. You should take him to a psychiatrist.

Dude, WTF? I saw a shadow fighting a

[Drakiyth]

chihuahua! That little dog opened up a can of 100% GRADE A whoop *** on it!

Dude WTF!? Why did your date smell like an old

[Bluhman]

one? Furthermore, why did your date have tentacles on her face?... You weren't dating... Cthulu, were you..?

Dude, WTF!? Did you just get hugged by a

[Drakiyth]

pizza man!? He loves you so much he wanted to give you his peperoni bud.

Dude WTF!? How could you sit there and watch

[Hirochi-Zangus]

Dr. Phil for 9 hours?

Dude WTF?! I saw a man riding a

[Cerebus]

chimpanzee while holding a cup of flat beer.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just

[Hirochi-Zangus]

eat all my pumpkin pie? Damn you!!!

Dude, WTF?! Did you just make your girlfriend a

[Bluhman]

furry? How?

Dude, WTF?! Did Wario just eat a

[Drakiyth]

spiked shell and get flung off the track!? LOL

Dude, WTF!? Why did you blow your

[Angel Walter]

own trumpet so much? We all know you think you're awesome.

Dude WTF!? Why was there an elephant

[Drakiyth]

at the zoo trying to attack people!? He ran over that poor lady! It was awesome!

Dude, WTF!? Why is your breath so

[Uberpwn_w00t]

short? Sounds like you just ran a marathon!

Dude, WTF?! Where'd you put my