Nation States

[Archem]

Spam.

[SaiKar]

I try to keep my post count down for reasons that don't make sense to anyone besides me.

Also, I went on a post genocide of my old stuff a while ago. That hurt a lot.

[Archem]

Oh Sai! From now on, I'm gonna call you Adolf!

[HobomasterXXX]

People Request Not So Much Dictatorship, If That's All Right

Hahaha oh wow.
Let's see.....

The High Minister for Finance, who also happens to be your brother, dismisses the claim. "What these people fail to realize is that you know what's best for them. The alternative is anarchy! I say stick to your course. And execute these wackos for treason."

Think I'll go with this one.
EDIT:
Oh and I have the least compassionate citizens of all Charasia.
EDIT2:

notable for its complete lack of public education.

How did I not notice this? Well, eh, just means more workers for the factories.

[fruckert]

"I don't object to the amount of tax, I object to where it's being spent," says social reformer Abraham Thiesen. "I'd like to see everyone have a choice as to where their fruckafrucks go every time they fill out a tax return. Everyone would feel a lot better about opening their wallets if they had a say as to where the money went. I think you'd see a lot more public money going to education and a lot less to business."

The currency completely ruins the momentum.

I'm trying to have the most haphazard government scheme possible.
Although some things make sense.
Like my nudists hating surveillance cameras.

EDIT: I changed my animal to something a little more threatening.

[HobomasterXXX]

Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

I'm doing well.

[X_marks_the_ed]

OkenDoken Decides:
Nudists Demand Time In Sun
The Issue

A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate

   1. "For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Pip Shiomi, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"


   2. "I agree," mused sociology professor Billy-Bob Dredd. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."


   3. "Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Falala Wu. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"

I honestly can't decide.

[SaiKar]

I'd go three. You don't realize how ugly most of the population is until you start consciously thinking about it.

[X_marks_the_ed]

GAH! MY BRAIN'S EYES!

[Grandy]

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship

Wait, what? All I did was not let people walk naked in public places for hygienic reasons and give them ID Cards!

 

citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements

 I most certainly didn't pass this bill.

[SaiKar]

It's about unintended consequences, man. You've got to take everything to the extreme.

[MissingName]

I'm killing off all poets in the country and shooting down that resembles a UFO.  Fun times.  Apparently the people love me.

[Grandy]

It's about unintended consequences, man. You've got to take everything to the extreme.

Yes, but come on now.

I did nothing even close to the general direction of having people bar-coded.

[HobomasterXXX]

"A better way to deal with this problem is to convince the public it isn't a problem at all," whispers Alexei Love, head of Scamcorp, an industrial think tank. "Fudge some research, declare that the chemical by-products from industrial processing and production actually make one's teeth and bones healthier. Then, sell them to municipalities to add to their drinking water! Yes! This will not only save us the trouble of disposing of the waste correctly, we'll be able to sell it at a profit! I can taste the money already!"

[HobomasterXXX]

LIVE FOR THE ECONOMY
DIE FOR THE ECONOMY

I think if it keeps going like this my economy will become self-aware and take over the country.