COMIC POST: Who would you punch in the face!? PART 1 IS HERE.

[HobomasterXXX]

Robert Pattinson
'nuff said

He's actually a pretty cool guy, just plays a **** role. He's a total prick to his groupie-fangirls, and has said in interviews that Twilight reads like "Stephanie Myers' secret fantasy story that never should have been published"

[Drakiyth]

Please don't take this as a joke at all. I am having a real problem here.

Does anybody know why I am getting this error message when I try to view the forums area of charas?  The only thing I can do is come to this area since it was a direct link past the main forums..  Basically if you click "forums" this white screen comes up with the following.

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 2105723 bytes) in /home/content/c/h/a/charashosting/html/forum/Sources/Subs.php on line 494


BTW this happens on IE and Firefox

[Bluhman]

WOW GEE, I HAVN'T HERD THIS BEFORE.

Yes, we get the same problem. Read the front page.

[HobomasterXXX]

Please don't take this as a joke at all. I am having a real problem here.

Does anybody know why I am getting this error message when I try to view the forums area of charas?  The only thing I can do is come to this area since it was a direct link past the main forums..  Basically if you click "forums" this white screen comes up with the following.

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 33554432 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 2105723 bytes) in /home/content/c/h/a/charashosting/html/forum/Sources/Subs.php on line 494


BTW this happens on IE and Firefox

It's a server issue, everyone gets it. Gonna have to deal with it until the powers that be get to fixing it up.

[Drakiyth]

WOW GEE, I HAVN'T HERD THIS BEFORE.

Yes, we get the same problem. Read the front page.

Bah, here I am thinking it's something wrong with my IP.  Okay cool.

[Jacob X.]

Seth MacFarlane. 'nuff said.

EDIT: Well, also Mike Scully and Al Jean for ruining the Simpsons.

[Drakiyth]

PART 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3d5ogmwtfg

[Imnotan00b]

If there was one group of people in the entire world I could punch in the face, it would be the faggots who made the Double Dragon movie. Okay, I'm a HUGE fan of the first Double Dragon game, and it's probably my favorite beat-em-up next to TMNT:Turtles in Time. It was a huge hit, so a movie was inevitable. And y'know, when I was about to watch the film for the first time on TV I thought "This can't be too bad. At least Uwe Boll wasn't in charge." But little did I know that comparing the bastards behind this disgrace to Uwe Boll is an INSULT to ol' Uwe.

First of all, the movie couldn't be done in the first place. How can you make a two-hour movie about "Dudes walk up and kidnap your girlfriend, you go to save her"? Well, apparently, that's exactly what the writers thought. So, what do they do?  They make up some bullshit story about the Lee brothers having some whore friend, with a medallion which turns people into the "Double Dragons", meaning that they're martial arts masters, dying and half of the medallion being stolen by some guy who looks nothing like the original final boss in the game.
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WHAT THE ****?! Are you kidding me? In the game, Billy and Jimmy both had their martial arts skills the second they walked out of that goddamned garage. Why do they need a medallion? Also, who is the bitch with them? It's certainly not Marian from the game, that's for damn sure. She's really never explained throughout the whole movie. We don't know if she's just the Lees' friend, or if she's their aunt, or SOMETHING. But whatever. As far as I'm concerned, she's "That-pointless-prostitute-who's-not-Marian". Then later on, Billy and Jimmy hook up with some tomboy chick with a buzzcut that makes me want to ****ing throw up, and again, was never in the game (I like to call her "That-useless-wench-who's-not-Marian"). She plays the smallest role imaginable for a main character, because the writers, no, the WHOLE CREW has no grasp on character development.

The assholes who did this abomination obviously never played the game due to all the bullshit that goes on in it. Honestly, I think the crew could have choreographed and filmed two hours worth of mindless, terribly thought-out fight scenes and it would have been better. The only thing I can really give them credit for is including Abobo in the movie (probably the only character from the game beside Billy and Jimmy). So that's it, Paul Dini, Neal Shusterman, and all you other fucknuts, I'm requesting that you report to my front yard so I can punch your pathetic faces in, and afterwords, give you the electric chair, guillotine, noose, and all those good execution devices. You are disgraces to gaming, movies, and life as we know it.



That's all I got

[MostEpicSwordy]

I would like to punch M. Shadows in the face. He is completely overrated. He isn't even that good of a singer. He dresses like an utter douchebag and steals focus of the rest of the members of the band. His voice is awful in my opinion and The Rev(RIP) sang much better than he does, as you can hear in the backup vocals. Everyone gives him so much credit but he's just horrible. He thinks he's so effing cool but he's not.

[Obvious Sock Account]

Seth MacFarlane, do I need an explanation? All he does is whore out Family Guy, and when it comes to making a new series, The Clevlands, it is just another Family Guy with jokes aimed at a black family. Wow. Just wow. Okay seriously, who HASN'T done what you do? And all you really do a lot of is pop culture jokes nowadays and bash religion. Those jokes are old, your old, your political views suck and nobody cares! And those that DO care shouldn't. The only REAL reason you have ANY political view is to get on camera and say "OH LOOK AT ME! I'M FAMOUS AND ON TEEVEE! LOOK AT MY PUBLICITY RAISE THROUGH THE ROOF! I'LL JOIN A WRITER'S STRIKE BECAUSE I WANT TO LOOK LIKE I CARE BUT I GET LOADS OF MONEY AND NO REASON TO STRIKE!"Butthurt omitted.

This.

*Bamfs away, back into which ever reality I occupied until now.*

[Valiere]

Robert Pattinson
'nuff said

OBJECTION!! Robert Pattinson isn't that bad actually. In interviews, he occasionally complains about Twilight and makes fun of his own character. Quote from a magazine:

“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid even without make-up, “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself'. I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”

He strikes me as a guy who, in spite of his popularity, is comfortable speaking his mind and is more than a little disturbed by the rabid attention he gets from his more unstable female fans. That makes him all right in my book.

[fruckert]

Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis, for making 6teen, Total Drama series, and Stoked that now infest Cartoon Network. They are not creative, the animation is atrocious, and the humor is subpar. Go back to Canada you talentless buffoons! Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash! Freelance animators do better! Homestar Runner kicks your butt several times over and yet it doesn't have an actual TV show! And your fans need a punch in the face for loving this garbage. YOU ARE NOT CARTOONISTS, YOU ARE PARASITES! Just hang yourselves and let REAL talent take your place! Talent NOT from Canada preferably! Maybe Europe. Maybe some guys from Monty Python. That'd be sweet...

My little sister watches these shows
I keep trying to tell her how horrible they are but she won't listen.
"Lol there funny".
>__>

But then again she thought that the Twins out of Transformers 2 were the best thing in it.

[Archem]

Flash is not for TV, it is for the internet! At least TRY to make a decent attempt at a cartoon series rather than presenting a series of moving flat shapes with Flash!

[fruckert]

haha pwned

As much as I loved Fable and lukewarmly liked Fable II, Peter Molyneux needs to get some teeth knocked out.
Stop giving out false promises, my heart can't take it anymore.

[HobomasterXXX]

haha pwned

As much as I loved Fable and lukewarmly liked Fable II, Peter Molyneux needs to get some teeth knocked out.
Stop giving out false promises, my heart can't take it anymore.

In Fable 3, you can do everything!