Character patch for super smash brawl!

[Prpl_Mage]

So nintendo announced that we will see a patch (rather a DLC) that can be downloaded from the wii shop channel which includes all the characters from previous games(Roy,Mewtwo,Dr.Mario,Pichu, Young link) as well as some new additions to the cast for example the Mii character who's moves depend on if they are concidered small, medium or heavy(like in mario kart).
They balanced some characters, removed some bugs, added another item.
They even created more stickers, added "bonus stages" for the new characters in Subspace emissary and ways to get them outside SSE as well.
And another two classics from the past including Dr.Mario and Fire emblem 6.
They decided to throw in another 100 trophies and 280 stickers and even some new challenges like clearing Intense classic mode without losing a single life or completing all star on intense under a certain time.
It looked awesome.

Really awesome.


And then I woke up. Yeah. Awful.

See kids? Dreams are terrible. They build you up and then they break you down when you wake up again.

[Cerebus]

Yeah I always hated dreams.
You're having a happy life, lots of things you'd like to have, etc. And then you wake up with nothing left.
I prefer nightmares. Because when you wake up, you're glad it was unreal. The only problem with nightmares though is that you may wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to sleep again...

[Cerebus]

But then again, when you'll wake up you will realise that jumping off a cliff could be fatal and that stabbing someone to death will have its consequences... and anyway, it seems I never realise it's a dream until I wake up. And it's mostly like I can't control myself in a dream... it's pretty weird.
I hate dreams.

[Zerlina]

stabbing people to death.

Why are we friends?

[SaiKar]

And then I woke up.

I KEEL YOU.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

You had me jumping all over sourcing sites.

You mother.

[Cerebus]

It's too bad, though... I loved Pichu T_T

[Valiere]

I knew it wasn't legit because he didn't mention any new Sonic characters.

[fruckert]

Cerebus your title is stretching the page out hardcore.

I'm very glad my dreams can't be confused for reality.

The most recent one that I had, I was waist high in a swamp full of rotting corpses running away from a giant serpent that had the upper halves of cow skulls for mandibles.
It was kind of scary.

[Bluhman]

"Oh boy! Maybe Captain Falcon will actually be worth a damn no-.... ****."

I always confuse my dreams for reality, UNTIL I wake up. I think that is normal.

[MissingName]

Well.

[Cerebus]

Cerebus your title is stretching the page out hardcore.

Changed it. Pretty weird, though, it didn't stretch for me.

Dreams r gayz

[Razor]

You know there's a threshold for how much you can hate a human being.
You're walking the line, prpl.


On the bright side, no Pichu forever. I forgot about that mother****er and I'm thankful for it.





Incidentally, what was the new item?

[Emerates]

We always used Pichu in our melees as a punching bag to train on, since he was so useless.  WHY did they think it was a good idea to take the Pokedex description literally in a fighting game?  He had the most play time, but the worst record of all time.

Also, Cerebus, is that a thunderdome?

[Cerebus]

Thunderdome? I guess not, or maybe but I don't even know >_>

Also, I loved Pichu. I was actually disappointed when I've heard they had removed him, though I kinda expected it.
I wasn't the best, but managed to fight pretty good with Pichu. Some of his attack were even stronger than Pikachu's (Skull Bash, Head Butt, Side-Smash A (that thunder thing)) and his small size and speed were pretty useful. However, yeah, he tend to fly off-screen pretty fast and his self-damaging attacks must be used wisely!
Also love Dr.Mario and Mewtwo. WHY!?