The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.

[Archem]

Too bad the chain doesn't exist down here.

I think... *begins research*

*ends research* Nope. Damn.

[X_marks_the_ed]

I wonder if anyone else ordered one, just to see what it looks like for themselves.

[MissingName]

There was a reaction picture I used to love, but I can't find it.  It was of a fat kid staring in open-mouth shock, holding an ice cream cone with the ice cream on the ground.  That's my reaction to that burger.

[Almeidaboo]

I'm mostly into small, thoughtfully prep'd burgers. That giant freak I ate was kinda bizarre. It hag 8 eggs on it. I mean, 8 ****ing eggs.

[Darkfox]

I'm mostly into small, thoughtfully prep'd burgers. That giant freak I ate was kinda bizarre. It hag 8 eggs on it. I mean, 8 ****ing eggs.

Good Lord... yeah... I don't quite get the appeal in a huge burger. Especially if it doesn't taste good.

[Archem]

Good Lord... yeah... I don't quite get the appeal in a huge burger.

What kind of man are you?

Especially if it doesn't taste good.

No real man eats burgers that taste bad.

Darkfox, you are not a man.

[Bluhman]

What kind of man are you?
No real man eats burgers that taste bad.

Darkfox, you are not a man.

What is a man? A worthless pile of hamburgers?

[Red Giant]

Yeah, what kind of real man doesn't enjoy stuffing his mouth with a sizeable hunk of meat?


Seriously though I'm taking this thread personally. As a student I've been eating nothing but pasta and cereal for the past month and the things I would do for a hamburger like that are too diabolical to even mention.

[Bluhman]

Oh crap. More hamburger related brilliance.

[Darkfox]

ABOMINATIONS!

[Archem]

Once again, Darkfox, you are no man.

[fruckert]

Who doesn't like nothing but obscene amounts of bacon and cheese?

[Darkfox]

Depends if it is omelets and bacon. But sheesh, some of those things were horrendous mutations that don't even look like a real man's dinner. Gimme a huge porkchop or steak dinner and I'll eat like Fred Flintstone, not a layered thing like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Nothing says "man" more than a freakin steak dinner. Limp patties? Pulleez. =3

Though my dentist says I shouldn't be having any.

Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt me.

Damn, my gums are bleeding... cool! Ow...

[Archem]

Dainty man! I suppose you want your steak fancied up and served with some sort of sauce? I bet you eat it cooked, and with a fork! A real man eats a hunk of meat any way he finds it! He is not afraid of what it may do to his body, so long as it tastes good and is possibly an unhealthy alternative to working in a coal mine!

[Bluhman]

Screw that. I just like sauce. My favorite thing you can order from BK: A mustard stain.