What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Drakiyth]

Nothing tops this piece of ****.  Talk about a let down from the previews.  The ending made me want to torch the theater after I got my money back.

[Archem]

What's the point of this thread?

[Drakiyth]

What's the point of this thread?

Bored out of my mind. I'll make something clever out of the thread give me a few.


EDIT: Okay, this has been turned into a crappy movie thread.  Post the crappiest movies you have ever seen.

[Archem]

Ok, good. I'm not exactly a strict mod, but we can do without the spam threads.

[Drakiyth]

Ok, good. I'm not exactly a strict mod, but we can do without the spam threads.

Totally understandable dude.  I was originally going to make a strange picture thread but it's probably a little to creepy for some of the kids on here.

[Legacy of Elecrusher]

What was the movie you were talking about?

[Archem]

What was the movie you were talking about?

Good question.

Anyways, I hated Napoleon Dynamite.

[Drakiyth]

What was the movie you were talking about?

[Nandez]

Um worst movie theres to many to pick from.

Most recent worst would be Transformer 2 and Terminator Salvation.
I've seen worse but the main one that comes to mind is Silent Hill and I agree with Drakyith worst ****ing ending to a horror movie.

[fruckert]

Anyways, I hated Napoleon Dynamite.

Agreed.

[Grandy]

Casseta & Planeta, the second movie.

Casseta & Planeta is a comedy show here from Brasil, which was really funny before it started suffering Executive Meddling from the channel they work in.
 No more jokes about politics, no more jokes about minorities, no more jokes about soccer, no more jokes about deceases, no more jokes about the dead, no more jokes about the police, no more jokes about being unable to do jokes. Nowadays they mostly do fart jokes and go around the streets live to have random passerbys do fart jokes.

Then they made a movie! Which was actually good, to boot! It was witty and since it was centered in the past, they could joke about the government of the time (it was a dictatorship not too long ago), which helped a lot, and the whole movie is really a big satire of politics.

Then their main comediant died.

Then the second movie came. God it was awful. I didn't laugh more than once in 2 hours, and not just me, no one else in a full cinema laughed for the entire movie. Half the audience left before it was over, and I'm not kidding here. The acting was over-the-top, which is okay if it was on purpose, but they managed to be over the top while actually trying to be over the top. It's like... like someone doing a parody of Shakespeare and being a Big Ham because his character is a Big Ham playing Shakespeare, but he's not good at pretending to be a not good actor.

 There's also this scene where a character uses this spray that should attract women, and it ends up attracting dogs that try to rape him, so we have a full 5 minute footage of a bad camera held by what seems an amateur filming a man running from dogs while "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays in the background, oh wait did I say it was "Who Let The Dogs Out"? My bad, it was actually the brasllian re-dub of this song which can roughly be translated as "It's The Bitches", at any rate, the man jumps into a circus to escape the dogs, and is seen by an elefant. The elefant smells him and has an erection. The man dies in the next scene, it's not at all graphical but I guarantee they managed to make it the most disgusting possible even so.

Not only that but every scene seems pulled out of their asses and have no relation to the last. The movie seems to have been planned to be different segments at first (all of which really unfunny) and they just strapped togheter and added a very loose plot to say it was a full movie.

They also seem to think if you say a swearword it's automatically funny.



The first movie was great tough, and delivered a line I still quote nowadays.
"This is the police! Suicide, and then give yourself up! Not necessarily in this order!"
Not the funniest of the quotes, but in context it was hilarious.




 Also, Epic Movie is a runner-up in my list.

[Nandez]

 Also, Epic Movie is a runner-up in my list.

How could I have forgot that.
Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet The Spartans, and Disaster Movie.

Have to be in top 10 worst movies of all time.

[fruckert]

They are.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.

[Drakiyth]

Epic Movie. I have to say that is the worst ever.

Yeah. I could not even finish that crap after I rented it.  I turned it off at the pirate scene and almost broke the dvd.