What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Archem]

Never saw it, but given the reputation of the games it's based off of, I'd think that what you saw was intentional.

[Darkfox]

Most of the zombie movies I've seen, giant snake, giant shark, giant octopus, killer fish movies.

[fruckert]

House of the Dead is a Uwe Boll movie.

I've only seen one Uwe movie, however, and that would be Dungeon Siege, which is ****ing hilariously bad.

[Archem]

Uwe Boll

Oh dear.

[MissingName]

Hey, hey, I found a video on youtube about that horrible movie I mentioned earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwikF9LoXY

[Red Giant]

Ninja Asassin

Is Ninja Assassin a ninja who is an assassin or an assassin of ninjas?

[Archem]

Hey, hey, I found a video on youtube about that horrible movie I mentioned earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NwikF9LoXY

My God. And you're sure it's not a comedy?

[MissingName]

My God. And you're sure it's not a comedy?

They were serious.  I think.

[Avnas]

On a side note, District 9 is very overlooked! It's a great film!

Damn, no 'thumbs up' emoticon.

Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's a shame that [spoiler]it degraded into a normal action film at the climax. Granted, it was cool, but just seemed weird after what we'd already seen[/spoiler]

[Valiere]

Damn, no 'thumbs up' emoticon.

Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's a shame that [spoiler]it degraded into a normal action film at the climax. Granted, it was cool, but just seemed weird after what we'd already seen[/spoiler]

Agreed. I still enjoyed it, but it seemed like Peter Jackson ran out of ideas and just settled on some whizz-bang action.

[Ratty524]

I recently watched the Cookout... Needless to say I am trying to forget I saw that movie.

Also, the Felix the Cat movie was a waste of screen time.

[fruckert]

I just watched 4 seconds of Batman and Robin.
Dx

[Drakiyth]

Is Ninja Assassin a ninja who is an assassin or an assassin of ninjas?

Ninja Assassin sounds extremely retarded for the fact that Ninjas are a form of assassin and nothing more.
It's like naming a movie. Pirate Thief.


Also, as much as I love Ninja Turtles...  They are ****ing Samurai/Monks/Fighters.  Ninjas have always been ruthless cold blooded assassins.
This is what you get when you cross over old Japanese history and lore with western thought process.  It's really sad man.  Just go to the crappy
game box art thread and see for yourself how much westerners **** up Japanese ****.  That whole Narato thing is pretty lame too because somebody could only
gain the title of "NINJA" by going through torturous training and assassinating somebody for their clan.  Ninja is simply a title that is used way to ****ing much
as a "COOL" thing.  

Not to bash any fans of that show, it's just how I feel about the word Ninja.



A ninja or shinobi (忍者?) was a covert agent or mercenary of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations.[1] The ninja, using covert methods of waging war, were contrasted with the samurai, who had strict rules about honor and combat.[2]


Now technically, the argument would be the following: But Ninja turtles were taught by a Rat guy who studied his evil Ninja master and learned all the Ninjitsu moves to teach his mutated turtle sons later on down the road.   Very true, but just because you know Ninjitzu does not make you a Ninja.  Ninja was a title given to the most ruthless of men and sometimes women.  Just because you read a book about being a KNIGHT or even a SAMURAI does not make you one.  You have to earn that title at that time of age. That's how I feel at least.  They could of simply called them something else instead of Ninja.  That's a title of an evil assassin that has no honor.

[Darkfox]

Almost as retarded as saying "duplicate copy".

[Prpl_Mage]

Twilight.