What's the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Bluhman]

His witty puns are winning my heart.

His shitty puns are killing my FACE.

I've seen way too many movies that the Nostalgia Critic has reviewed. That's probably why I like him a lot; I can relate.
I've seen:
Space Jam
Pokemon: The First Movie (Who hasn't?)
Lost in Space
the third TMNT live action movie
Kazaam
Jingle all the way
Double Dragon (I didn't even know it was based off a game back then.)
The Tom and Jerry movie (I think I saw a little bit of it on Cartoon Network. I actually don't remember watching the whole thing, though.)
Pagemaster
The Next Karate Kid
EDIT: And ferngully. Hell, how did I forget that one? Probably because it was forgettable.

God damn, my family chose bad movies to watch back in the day. Thankfully, I don't remember most of them (being that bad. Until NC goes over them).

Most of the stuff that I find really horrible are what people already have described; Uwe Boll movies, the '--- Movie' movies (Scary Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, etc), and sitcom-based Disney movies, and now that I mention it, I remember watching the Blood Rayne movie. Had absolutely nothing to do with the game, other than having Blood Rayne in it. Or somebody dressing as one... Yeah. Don't remember seeing a single Nazi or anything. Just some weirdass castle.

EDIT2: Holy crap, neb87 out of nowhere.

[fruckert]

I have a feeling that the Prince of Persia movie is going to blow.
Let's see...Jake Gyllenhall as the Prince, not using the story from the game...Disney producing it...
Yeah, it's a recipe for disaster.

We have a collection of bad, but awesome movies.
I'll name a few later.

[Ratty524]

Twilight.  That will be 120 minutes I will never get back.

Same goes with High School Musical.  I can't even believe it came from Disney.

Oh god I almost forgot about those movies.

Twilight was some cheap, retarded drama involving vampires that LOOK GLITTERY IN THE SUNLIGHT and a plot line that was generic and barely realistic. Overall the quality of that movie felt like something that belonged on television than a friggin' feature film.

High School Musical... I watched 1 minute of that and turned away. It was excruciating.

[fruckert]

Hey, don't diss on Pattinson, he's actually cool.
He's a ****ing prick towards his fans, and hates Twilight and everything it stands for.

[Drakiyth]

Hey, don't diss on Pattinson, he's actually cool.
He's a ****ing prick towards his fans, and hates Twilight and everything it stands for.

lulz

[Emerates]

In case it hasn't been said yet: Resident Evil movies.

Anybody ever seen or heard of Fern Gully?  I think I watched it as a young child, but cannot recall it now.

EDIT:

This looks about right.  Don't remember if it was any good or not.  Something about smog pollution or some o' that tree hugger crap.  Anyway.

[Cerebus]

In case it hasn't been said yet: Resident Evil movies.

I was going to mention it at some point. If the movies actually followed the games' story, then maybe it would've been good. I don't like Alice, Nemesis was schnitz with emotions and the other characters borrowed from the games sucked. The movies weren't all that bad, but they weren't good.

[Archem]

Fern Gully

Yes. I used to love that movie as a kid. I'm terrified of re-watching it; I may ruin my childhood memories.

[Valiere]

I remember Fern Gully. I remembered it as being better than it really was. I watched a clip of it recently, and good god is the animation awful.

And before you say "But animation wasn't as advanced back then," The Rescuers Down Under came out two years before Fern Gully and had infinitely better animation.

[Darkfox]

I just remembered... Garbage Pail Kids

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

His shitty puns are killing my FACE.

Your FACE is killing my ****!

[Valiere]

Guys, I just watched the most amazingly bad movie you could possibly imagine. It's surreal. Some halfway-out-of-his-mind foreign guy produces, writes, directs, and stars in it, and.......like.....I can't even describe how bad his acting is.

See for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

It's called "The Room."

[Drakiyth]

Guys, I just watched the most amazingly bad movie you could possibly imagine. It's surreal. Some halfway-out-of-his-mind foreign guy produces, writes, directs, and stars in it, and.......like.....I can't even describe how bad his acting is.

See for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

It's called "The Room."

"It's bullshit I did not... Oh, Hi, Mark!"  <--  What's with the dudes face???  His mouth is open and he looks like he just took one in the pooper.. Totally shitty acting job.

[Darkfox]

The guy looks high. O_o Good Lord the acting is so bad it makes me die a bit inside!

[Archem]

Wow, that is bad.