Let 50 Cent teach you how to succeed in life

[Valiere]

My friend saw this at the bookstore today.





Yes, it's a self-help book. By 50 Cent. Amazon's product description says this:

In The 50th Law, hip hop and pop culture icon 50 Cent (aka Curtis Jackson) joins forces with Robert Greene, bestselling author of The 48 Laws of Power, to write a "bible" for success in life and work based on a single principle: fear nothing. With intimate stories from 50 Cent's life on the streets and in the boardroom as he rose to fame after the release of his album Get Rich or Die Tryin', as well as examples of others who have overcome adversity through understanding and practicing the 50th Law, this deeply inspirational book is perfect for entrepreneurs as well as anyone interested in the extraordinary life of Curtis Jackson.

Oh, and it's got a leather cover, gold-leaf edging on the pages, and a built-in bookmark, like a Bible.

Considering how 50's career's been doing lately, I'm not sure how seriously we should take his advice.

[fruckert]

I saw the title and thought that this was going to be the worst bot posting ever.
This is hilarious though.

[X_marks_the_ed]

.....

WHAT?

[Cerebus]

Oh wow... can't this guy just die or something?

[Valiere]

No, Cerebus. Not even nine bullets could kill him.

[fruckert]

Maybe 10?

[_JeT_]

Oh hotdog! I've been looking for this masterpiece! I am going to go buy it right now, and you all will be so jealous of the knowledge I gain of the 50th law of power! I will collect them all!

EDIT: Wait... Damn it... Where's the 49th law!?

[Archem]

<--- Not amused.

[Darkfox]

Oh hotdog! I've been looking for this masterpiece! I am going to go buy it right now, and you all will be so jealous of the knowledge I gain of the 50th law of power! I will collect them all!

Step 1: Get wepon hands.
Step 2: Change name to something related to money.
Step 3: Fold arms and look mean.
Step 4: Get into hip-hop.
Step 5: Get shot.
Step 6: Repeat steps 3 and 5.
Step 7: Profit! (Or death)

[Bluhman]

50 cent can take 2 rockets to the face. Of course he's one to be taking life advice from.

[HackersTotalMassLaser]

Chuck Norris might have a replacement in the future.

[Darkfox]

Chuck Norris might have a replacement in the future.

No, we have Segata Sanshiro for that.

[Fisherson]

Chuck Norris might have a replacement in the future.

= O <--- Utterly horrfeid face at that thought

[X_marks_the_ed]

Chuck Norris might have a replacement in the future.

Chuck Norris has already been replaced by dirt.

[zuhane]

I thoroughly respect 50 Cent. Therefore, I will purchase this book.