Bad Store Experiences (ie: Why Best Buy Can Bite Me)

[supasora]

They have best buy in Canada?

[fruckert]

I hope you're being sarcastic.

[supasora]

I hope you're being sarcastic.

Well it's like Vons and Jons. I'd expect it be named something like Better Buys or something retarded like that.

[Zerlina]

We have them, but they have to keep them only in special malls that are specifically designed to house electronics, as our cold temperatures would wear on them otherwise. And yeah, it's called Better Buys, but we all call it Best Buy cause we know better. Also, all the cashiers are beavers.

[Archem]

I hope your half-RCMP/half-lumberjack citizens log-roll moose to these stores, or else I'm going to be very disappointed.

[fruckert]

<3 Hark! A Vagrant.

[Zerlina]

I hope your half-RCMP/half-lumberjack citizens log-roll moose to these stores, or else I'm going to be very disappointed.

Pfff, Archem. How could you make an assumption like that? You know, not all Canadians are half-RCMP-half-lumberjacks...some of us have hockey blood in us too. And don't forget the proud Red Greens.

[Cerebus]

Our blood is actually maple syrup.

[Zerlina]

We can really go on forever on this.

[Zerlina]

How many beavers does it take to beat a dead horse?

[Phayre]

Seems it's a bit late to make a crack about you trying to fix your computer with something other than Duct Tape, so in good taste, I will refrain.

I haven't had too many disastrous in store experiences-- though, when I was working retail, I DID have a rather rotund woman ask for her size bra. When I looked it up and told her we didn't have it, she demanded that I make her one.
"Don't you have a store brand? Make it for me in that!"
"Uhm, I don't actually make the bras--"
"But it is a STORE BRAND. They make them IN THE STORE. You have a bra on your pin, you must make the bras!"

I wish I could say this was a senile old lady or something. It was not.

[Prpl_Mage]

Gotta love people who don't understand how the society and world works.