Random school newspaper comics

[drenrin2120]

That's...



Really fucked.
I get mad when I give in and by clothes with logos on them, let alone writing advertisements for random companies without pay. That sounds like a slap in the face more than an oppurtunity. Like the powers that be just thought "hey, these guys like to write comics. Its the same thing. For free? Sure, why would they mind? Its not like they're actually artists or anything. It's just COMICS for christ's sake."

So, yeah. Ffffff that.

[Archem]

I'd love to do that, simply because it would be entirely superliminal advertising and/or sarcasm paired with backhanded compliments. Make them say "This guy's an ***hole; we shouldn't have done this".

[Valiere]

I'd love to do that, simply because it would be entirely superliminal advertising and/or sarcasm paired with backhanded compliments.

My god, why didn't I think of that?

[Archem]

Because you're not the horrific genius that I am? I don't know. But you know who is? That blue-headed fellow from Dreamwors' newest animated masterpiece, Mastermind. It's in theaters now, and stars Will Ferrell, and it's sure to be the biggest film of the season.

[Valiere]

Hahahaha

[MissingName]

Or add in those special little touches, like adding "SEX" to the forehead of some little old lady.

[Zerlina]

By "we" I really mean "everyone else," because I'm not going to get whored out for advertising revenue.

Yeah fight the power!

Or something...equally encouraging...I'm bad at this...

[SaiKar]

Val, what's your major? If it's anything artistic-related, you should strongly consider doing this. It'd make a great resume thing later.

[Valiere]

I'm an English major.

[Prpl_Mage]

(yes, I also make fun of people over here who study Portuguese. Except its called something else, which only makes it more hilarious. Too lazy to explain now)

Is it called something like "Glorious golden language of the motherland"?

[Valiere]

You guys probably won't get this one, but honest to god, it was the best I could come up with for a pretty purple-blue princess.

So at my school there's these people from Greenpeace and Save The Children who haunt certain areas on campus that get a lot of traffic. As soon as you're within earshot, they'll ask, "Would you like to devote a minute to helping the environment?" or "Would you like to devote a minute to Save The Children?" They're really trying to hit you up for donations, and it's super annoying.

Here I have a princess as one of these guys, played by a certain admin's female id. This poor chap doesn't realize he's stumbled into an RPG where he really has no choice -- the conversation keeps going in a loop whenever he says no. There's a TV Tropes/Dragon Quest reference of course. There, now I've ruined it. I hope you're happy.

[Prpl_Mage]

Hmm, maybe if we saw him stop mid-walk it would be more apparent.
But I still digged it. Reminded me of those Jehovas peoples.

Also, on a completely unrelated note. We don't have a lot of those volunteer people here in Sweden, the government actually throws out tax payers' money to some organizations. And otherwise the church does.

[Archem]

I liked it. But now you've gone and summoned Razor's wrath.

[Zerlina]

We have those people too, but I'm a sucker and I listen to them...

[SaiKar]

I love the joke. And I love my character's art. And I love the fancy speech bubble stuff. And I love you. Basically, love all around. 

Pretty much, from now on, just assume that everything I type is in those kinds of text bubbles.