Impersonate a rule-ignoring noob!

[Ben]

 LIVEJOURNAL OFFENDER threads GENERATOR




Step 1--
Sorry guys, I know that all of you are really hyped for my upcoming project RUNES OF AQUILONIA* but..

*- name may be subject to change, permitted that the title has three words, the second being the word "of", naturally

[spoiler]Some tips:
Make the first word a descriptive noun if possible.

Make the last word a ficticious place like your games world, or either
 i) an amalgamation of two words that fit the theme of the game
 ii) take a word with three or more syllables and randomly omit or add a syllable
 iii) A time of day, synonym for a piece of literature or descriptive word for any shade of light)[/spoiler]
A)
 unless somebody here starts picking up the slack ond donating to the project in a financial manner Im going to have to leave, and your entire community will fall apart if I leave because of my huge cult following

B)
  My now Ex GF decided to be a slut and long story short, now Im going to share an uncomfortable amount of personal information with you all.

C)
  I spend too much time playing MMOs and playing with rpgmaker to pay my rent and bills and dont like to work because of whatever reason,( proceed to answer A unless its the second weekend of an even numbered month, in which case see anser B


When answered, proceed to the offending partys live journal account and copypasta the most recent 2 entires.

Wait until topic has a ratio of 2 hugbox replies to 1 reply contrary to your first post.

This is the part where you take all of the resentment that you have for both your own shortcomings and the hate for your dad out on the community.
 Make sure to be as dramatic as possible whenever somebody posts something contrary to whatever you are most comfortable with. This step is essential, and the more dramatic flare that can be introduced at this stage of things the better.

Step2 (2 weeks later)--

Start a new thread explaining why you will be largely absent for an unrelated reason, so that you can come back in 2 months and do the whole thing over again as if you didnt just storm out of the proverbial playground with all of your tonka trucks.  BOnus points if you make up a new girlfriend or have a sickly family member to pin it on. -5 if its a WoW, EQ2, Starcraft Half life, Halo or FF14 expansion.



Step 3--
 While in your 'absentia' be sure to search the forum hourly for any mention of your project. If you see mention of anyone elses project, squint your eyes until it looks like they are talking about yours. this will fuel your sense of self importance.

Make sure to take yourself (or at least pretend to) as seriously as a rabbi takes the Halocaust. This is easier to do if you can convince yourself you are some kind of visionary, genius, or generally smarter or better then everyone else, despite the fact that everyone else can hold down relationships and jobs...this is because they are too busy thinking about stupid things like the news and life and education, and not thinking about genius stuff like the complexity of WOW, or the game you are making that will invariably change the face of gaming and propell you to a state of celebrity that is infathomable to the little people.



This can earn you some serious troll points if the MMO and project you are working on are either ficticious or made with rtp styled graphics. If ficticious, youll have to make a convoluted class list and faction system for the project  to back your claim up.This is truly a sophisticated trolling practice
Not for beginners or intermediates

[SaiKar]

 

But you'd better hope he never sees this thread. Otherwise, he'll stop making Charas so much money.

[Ben]

I was not targeting any one member in particular.

[SaiKar]

Right. Good. Of course. Let's go with that.

[Ben]

 

[Phayre]

HELLO UNRELATED THREAD!
YOU SHOULD LOOK AT MY GAME
IT IS CALLED DBZ ALCHEMIST NOTE YASHA-OH HEARTS
IT IS A GAME WHERE GOKU, ED, L, INU YASHA, AND MY CHAR DARK SHADOWHEART SOULOFANGST MEET ON DESTINY ISLAND TO PLAY YU GI OH
PLEASE LOOK AT IT
NO ONE LOVES MY THREADS
I WILL CRY IF YOU DON'T
;A;

[X_marks_the_ed]

Completely pointless statement.

[zuhane]

I was not targeting any one member in particular.

Bull!

[Ben]

Any resemblance to a current forum member is strictly coincidental.
The live journal thread guy exists to some scope on every community. This description was just tailored to fit an rpgmaker forum.
This is my policy, and Im standing firm on it.

[PROGUY]

G/!o/! l/!i/!c/!k/! s/!o/!m/!e/! p/!u/!s/!s/!y/!,/! b/!e/!0/!t/!c/!h/!.

[fruckert]

This is about the game that I am now working on, officially
It's still in the actual drafting stage, so it's very-not-done
It's also in Game Maker, cause what I'm planning on doing is all but impossible with RPG Maker
Anyways...yeah!
Here we go

[spoiler=Story]
My actual game story isn't really ironed out completely yet
But here's the basics
You wake up in the middle of a forest, which is in perpetual winter
You've lost all of your memory
...
That's about as far as I've gotten actually
Although I do know who you're going to end up being [/spoiler]

[spoiler=History]
Myrdia is a world that got split in half by a cataclysm, because somebody murdered a god.
IN DETAIL!:
Around 4'000 years from the games current present era, an elf named Gerrin came into power, as he is a really fricken powerful mage.
He decided he wanted more power, so he murdered a god.
The god's weren't very happy with this, so they struck down his empire with a 3 day long storm that flooded almost all of the world, except for the mountaintops and highlands.
Currently the game is in an almost Victorian era world, with guns and all that good stuff.
Not really much else to tell that is important, so...yeah...
There ya be
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Gameplay-Combat]
The game has traditional RPG top down travel, until you get into battle, or a dungeon.
Then the game goes into the battle mode, which is sidescroller. You battle in real time, have a Zelda style health system, and the closest description I have for the magic system is Fable II meets Ninja Gaiden. It charges up like Fable, has multiple variations of spells, and uses the Ninja Gaiden Ninpo charges. Each successful charge takes another icon out of your magic meter. I haven't devised a combo system yet, but I'm planning on one being in there.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Level Up System]
Very very stolen from similar to Dark Cloud.
You're weapons are the things that have the majority of your combat stats
A warrior is only good as the sword he carries after all
Anyways, you collect "essence" from you're fallen foes, which you then spend on combat stats, such as Damage, Range, and more.
Building Up won't be possible, but Melding will be
You'll combine 2 weapons to create a new one
You yourself will still have base stats, but they'll only go up to 10
[/spoiler]

That's about all I have for now
Tell me what you think, give ideas, help out with coding (I'll be your best friend), and other stuff

Good thing the current design doc looks nothing like it used to.

[fruckert]

I totally should have left the quote tags out, dammit.

[zuhane]

That's so good, Fruckert!!!!!! How did you think of that!?!?! You God damn genius, you!!!

I've decided to stop working on both my past projects. However, I'm certain that I'm gonna stick to this new
idea. It's so good! I've not thought of any interesting character development, traits or personalities, I have no
idea what the gameplay will be like, anything about it or any information whatsoever, but the story is brilliant.

Basically, 1000 years ago, there was a giant Demon God called Thoraxicqk, summoned by an evil
wizard cult, who decided to destroy loads of villages and kill people. The wizards had absolutely no motive whatsoever
to summon this huge demon. Seriously, it wouldn't benefit them in any way and it was a waste of their time
and resources, but they did it anyway. Then, all of a sudden, some man was a hero so he killed it with a magic
sword. Everything was peaceful for 1000 years, but then some more wizards in the present time resurrected him.
Yes again, no motive or reason - they just did. Now it's up to you to stop the evil demon. The only way to kill
it is to collect 7 crystals which, completely due to chance, have landed in really dangerous, well-protected places.

You play as a character called Lance, who's really motivated and happy. He wants to try his hardest to kill the demon. He uses a sword
and has blonde hair and is really good looking.

Exciting and original characters join you later such as Tara, the girl who fits an appropriate stereotype of having no strength
and only being able to use magic. She's really well mannered and quiet and agrees with people.

Later on, Max joins you. He's really mysterious because he has a fringe covering half his face and wears a thick jacket. He appears arrogant,
but he's really wise. I've actually thought of a few cool phrases he could use such as:
"I have a bad feeling about this place."
"I think this place is bad. I've got a feeling."
"Let's leave this place. I'm feeling that it's probably bad."
"Stop feeling me there. It's really bad."
"I've got a feeling... that tonight's gonna be a good night."
"Let's turn left."

What do you think!?!?!?!?!  

[A Forgotten Legend]

(...This thread is amazing.)

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[Moosetroop11]

You guys are all gay. I dunno were you get off but i have a life so I'm not even gonna bother arguing with you sad douches. Dont bother missing me, I'm never posting again. Good riddance.