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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
1) According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".2) Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.3) If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.4) The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.5) 51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.6) (5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.
We're actually in an M.Knight Shyamalan movie. We've been dead since 1994. The rapture is our continued belief that we still exist.
And we'd better survive past May. I've got some big plans in June, and would be extremely pissed if I never got the chance to act on them. Vacation, baby!