My Mother is Angry

[A Forgotten Legend]

Well, let's see how this turns out.  The point is to describe a statement without using any of the words in the statement.  (With the exception of the, etc.)

Here's an example:

My Mother is Angry

Her face was almost as red as the sauce on the floor.  Fires burned in her eyes hotter than the flames of hell.  I began to clean the mess below as a subconscious obedience kicked in.  A glare that could stun even the mightiest of foes rained upon me.  Her arms were crossed, and her face looked like a blank red pepper.  But those eyes, those penetrating eyes, were the dagger that stabbed the back of my head.  I could only look down, for fear that if I looked inside, I would turn to stone, or lose my soul.  My very being would be gone in an instant.  When I finished, she pulled me up from my sanctuary.  Fear, and intimidation struck before I even looked up. When I did, I did not see her, but my future grave in all its ghastly glory.



Its actually kind of fun to see what you can come up with.  Now, I will post the first sentence, and then the next person will post the response, and the next statement.


EDIT: This game is not supposed to be a rephrasing of the original sentence.  Notice how my example compared to the original statement.  Be creative!  To add a more game element, the person who responds to the statement must give a rating out of 5 to the response the person above them gave.  A simple rehash of the statement only deserves a 1!

The room is a mess.

[zuhane]

Much to my dismay, my various assortments of biological organisms, adopting humanistic personas which I kept
trapped inside spheres against their will, seemed to possess some kind of aura which caused people of a lower
social prestige to congregate in my back garden.

You got Rick Roll'd!

[ZeroKirbyX]

No matter what problems we encounter within our relation, no matter the hardship and strife, love is something that once gained is preferred to keep to oneself for the rest of your life. I'll also always lift my love from the ledge you're hanging from in the style of an action movie's dramatic climax.

You should probably get yourself tested, because I have the herpes.

[Bluhman]

Me shakespearean tarzan. Me contain genital infection, and me just bang thee. Me suggesteth that thou go to a doctor to make sure that thou does not contain the infection as well.

She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look into her eyes she will put you in trances.

[lilsniffs3]

The notorious striped equestrian is able to pronounce nefarious spells as she gracefully moves around in a coordinated fashion, albeit nefariously. Unfortunately, every pony near her who gazes into her way may be placed in a coma-like state that is hard to retrieve thyself from.

Seven A.M., waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.

[zuhane]

The time is around dawn. I have risen from my slumber and taken swiftly to my feet in an upright position.
I have to be well preserved and edible, as leaving the first floor of my house is a matter of urgency.

My pet dog is horny.

[ZeroKirbyX]

I'll be gone a few days guys. It'll just be me, a bottle of merlot and a full bottle of sleeping pills. See ya later!

Suddenly! ExciteBikes! Millions of them!

[MissingName]

Egads!  Extremely interesting and fun two-wheeled vehicles!  And a rather large quantity of the things!

That'sssssss a very nicccccce everything you've got there......

[Bluhman]

I see a bunch of stuff in his possession. I think I shall go over and compliment him on his items! AND THEN EXPLODE.

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

[SaiKar]

Your exclamation of confusion does not correlate to any association of national boundaries that I am familiar with, making me question its relevancy to this situation. Still, assuming such a place does exist, may I inquire about the national language of this region, so that I may be certain that my speaking of English is being understood?

Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye

[WarxePB]

If I renege on this agreement, I give you permission to j-j-jam a frosted pastry into my leftmost ocular organ.

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!

[Bluhman]

Holy crap my fist is on fire! I need to punch that face of yours in with it now!

Will it blend? That is the question.

[zuhane]

I am pondering whether I am able to take a substance and effectively reduce it into smaller particles, creating
a most likely liquid state solution.

Oh my God. You killed Kenny!

[MissingName]

Dear sweet Jesus.  Someone has caused my friend Kenneth to fall be shot, fall of a building onto a bomb and then have a heart attack!

Everything looks good from here.  Yes, yes.  This is a fertile land and we shall thrive.  We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

[lilsniffs3]

It is with great displeasure that I believe you have done something wrong, you imbecile who thinks nothing through.

They put salmon in the fish tacos, Hank!