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You know, chickens used to be able to report crimes in the game's beta stage. Pretty funny bug, should have been a feature.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Everyone in town attacks you if you punch a random person, after all. Chickens seem to be no different.
Today I came upon a bridge blocked by bandits. They wanted 100 gold to let me through. "FUS RO DAH", I replied. They flew off the bridge to their deaths. My erection has still not subsided.