Natako's Crappy Game Reviews (On hold due to RL Circumstances)

[Cerebus]

Profiles some times lie, though. You've got to be careful.

[greenraven]

Yeah, but it's easier to take things at face value. Paranoia just drains you too much. XD

[fruckert]

You also thought I was a girl, soo...

[greenraven]

Yeah, but face value. So... *shrugs* XD

[Natako]

Bumping because CGR#2 is done - Graveyard Rumble by greenraven. Here are the links, also posted on page one for your convenience. This time, greenraven annoys the crap out of me with tons and tons and tons of zombie encounters. It may get monotonous at some point, but at least stick around for my voice acting of...well...that one character in part two. It'll be worth your while! I promise!

Also, I suck at accents and usually don't even try to do them. You've been warned.

Part 1 - Natako's Crappy Game Reviews - Graveyard Rumble - Part 1
Part 2 - Natako's Crappy Game Reviews - Graveyard Rumble - Part 2
Part 3 - Natako's Crappy Game Reviews - Graveyard Rumble - Part 3

Will edit text in the OP later. I'm too lazy to do it now.

[greenraven]

Oh my god I laughed my *** off the entire time. I mean it's one thing to make a game with evil intentions, but to actually watch someone suffer through it is simply priceless. I feel like a proud dungeon master watching his contraptions in action. XD

Both the 5 minute games should be pretty quick, and then the 2nd Graveyard will take an hour or two if you're feeling brave enough for that.

Thanks for doing this, you definitely put a smile on my face.

[MissingName]

I shall work on something.  Just need to think of something no one else has done.  Cause originality can cause giggles if you aren't expecting it.

[SaiKar]

You also thought I was a girl, soo...

It happens, man. Don't let it get to ya.

[Cerebus]

Okay, I watched it, and here is my opinion.

The review was fun, but the game was crappy. But not a good, funny crappy. A bad, lazy crappy.
Sorry greenraven, but this was way too repetitive. Willie's quotes got old after the third zombie. And the French surrender thing? Old and unfunny.
I sure hope your next games are better, because you didn't put any effort in this game.
Check the other crappy games that were done in the past. Or just check Warxe's that Natako reviewed. These are the "crappy" games that are actually enjoyable to watch. This one grew boring pretty fast.
Not because Natako did a poor job, but because there was nothing in your game, just the same thing over and over.

No offense nor anything, though. I think you said you made this game a while ago and that it wasn't intended for such reviews, so it's kind of understandable.
But I sure hope if you make something new, it'll be more enjoyable to play, therefore more enjoyable to watch.

So... yeah, that's that. Fun review, I liked it, but the game itself wasn't fun to watch.

On another note... the person who IM'd you didn't wonder why you didn't reply because he had just realized, after pressing Enter, that you were currently recording...

[greenraven]

No offense nor anything, though. I think you said you made this game a while ago and that it wasn't intended for such reviews, so it's kind of understandable.
But I sure hope if you make something new, it'll be more enjoyable to play, therefore more enjoyable to watch.

No worries, none taken. I made Graveyard Rumble all the way back in the crazy year of 2005, today in 2012 even I agree that it's pretty crappy. But have no fear there's still 3 other games in that gamepack, one as "fresh" as 2010.


Fun little fact, I just forced my brother to sit through the review. His moaning was almost in sync with Natako's. The memories of him being my beta-test guinea-pig all came flooding back. He sends his deepest sympathies to Natako for having to review it. XD

[Moosetroop11]

I never imagined that you would actually bother to go through and kill them all.  That's dedication!

[Cerebus]

Yes, Natako's a very dedicated person. Part of being a perfectionist, I'd say.

[Natako]

This game didn't have a title before I reviewed it, but it does now: Inane Alien Fetch Quest with the Intention of Pissing Off Natako. Thank you, MissingName, for your game which just so happens to be missing a name. What a coincidence.

Part 1-
Natako's Crappy Game Reviews - MissingName - Part 1

Part 2-
Natako's Crappy Game Reviews - MissingName - Part Two

[greenraven]

Ah yes kleptomania, a time honored RPG tradition. Clean'em bare, leave no stone unturned. XD

Oh man, that was... um... that actually reminded me of the old Leisure Suit Larry game.



You pretty much spend the entire game in and around Lefty's Bar fetching items for people and trading them for items to fetch for other people. Fun times.

[Prpl_Mage]

Great fun to watch, they sure put you through a lot. A shame there were some bugs in it.