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The gibberish spoken by aliens was English halfassed to Russian, butchered back to English, sent through Enigma coding, then converted to faux-Russkie (pronunciation and such).
Seems like a lot of trouble for the equivalent of rolling your face on the keyboard. Then again, for a game that involves going to hell and back just to get some bourbon, that's pretty appropriate.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall