greenraven's various crapiola (NSFW)

[greenraven]

I see there's a "no nudity" rule in effect here. Oh boy, that's going to cut down on some of my artistatry.

Anyway, here's some old crap I've got laying around here and there...














(Shameless self promotion I suppose)






































(While not nudity per se, but if Lucas or any of the staffers feel that it does cross into that boundary by all means feel free to delete these last four.)







And now, for some wordy words!

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Insomnia:

I just can't seem to sleep,
My mind won't go that deep,
Between awake and dead,
I toss and turn in bed,
So here's my emo rage,
To fill this worthless page,
And deeper now I slip,
Beneath insanity's grip.



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Talk To The Hand:

I'd like to hit you badly,
And it's going to be deadly,
But I'll do oh so gladly,
Because I hate your ****ing medley!



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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
greenraven posts here,
And so should you too.



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The Man In The House

There once was a man who lived in a house,
Who one day went crazy and killed everything including the mouse,
And once everything is said and is done,
This man is now alone and now on the run.



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Hyde
One cannot hate a shadow when your brilliant light is cast outward,
For it is it's own singular rule of existence in the imaginable,
So too you cannot hate the very nature of humans, foolish however they be,
Hold them by the hand, be patient with them, and absolve them of their sins.
It is the solitary sacred duty of a shadow.



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Emo poems left and right,
In blood and gore they do delight,
The freedom of speech, their sovereign might,
But we all know they ain't quite right.

So here I sit with time to kill,
Reading emo poems is not a thrill,
Those horrid things done not with skill,
My thoughts on this I must instill.

All those things they think are cool,
I think it's time to bring this old skool.

A poems value, it's inner core,
Need not be all about gore,
All these things that we adore,
Those little emos defile without rapport.

They all have it, this thing called time,
But in their heads they have no chime,
In their haste they forget to rhyme,
Making them as much fun as a mime.

Blood and guts, and death galore,
Make me vomit on my floor,
Fright and shock value alone,
Cannot set a decent tone.

One must remember poise and grace,
Or your poem will lose it's face,
How can then be you an artistic ace?

A mind that does not fear to wrought,
Artistic flare, creative thought,
All these things cannot be bought.

Start out small,
Make a goal,
Before you know it, you'll pay your own toll.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!"

Take your time,
Learn to rhyme,
And soon you'll hear that chime.

Anger here and anger there,
Anger they all come to bear,
Alone these things couldn't fill a cup,
But in the end they do add up.

A little snowflake hits the ground,
Soon after more are bound,
Closer and closer they each fall,
Soon in time they're ready to roll.

Emos, emos, everywhere,
We let them multiply without care.

These little steps they're allowed to take,
And look what happens for pity's sake,
They take a shovel, they take a rake,
They leave bodies in their wake.

Those poems they attempt to make real,
But it's their souls they attempt to seal,
Nothing honest, nothing to feel,
It is reality that they cannot deal.

Their eyes are cold,
Their souls are mold,
It's those damn poems that make them bold.

And what happens in the end?
Do we falter, do we bend?
Oh noes, oh noes, what's this I hear?
Is it panic, is it fear?

Nope, not right, not even close,
It's the SWAT, that's all I knows,
Will they hand over the town?
Or will they take the madman down?

Remember children, take your meds,
And we won't have to call the feds.



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The Headache

My head's about to blow,
So I'm just gonna go.



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I Am Bored

Oh lord,
Am I bored,
All this lazy,
Is making me crazy,
Um,
Yeah.

I need to end this slump,
And start adding to this dump,
Cuz,
Um,
Yeah.



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Ghosts

Ghosts are running through my head,
Clawing at my mind,
Days like these I think I'm dead,
But tomorrow will be kind.




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Where there is one word,
There are two,
For you are me,
And I am you,

With you right here,
I'm not alone,
Of all the things,
That you have shown,

Even when I'm far away,
Your words,
Your strength,
They do not sway,

You always know just what to say,
With all those words,
You speak all day.



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This isn't funny, I need to stop,
I'm going, way, way over the top.



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A sniper's is a waiting game,
We take our time it's no big shame,
We pick a spot and then we wait,
And lure you in with a little bait,
Then we hear you b!tch and whine,
When you cross our little line,
We snipers set our little trap,
We end your life in but a snap,
A sniper's aim is oh so steady,
To take us on you are not quite ready,
We seek the shadows as a ploy,
We make you then our beloved toy. >:3

~ an ode to COD4



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God fukken damn it! I just had a realization,
That my artistic skills had a deflation. >_<
It's seems it's been far too long,
Since I've kept my artsy stuff strong. u_u



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I am the raven, I work in the dark.
I hide among the hobos, who live in the park.
I'm checking my list, and I'm checking it twice.
I know who's been naughty, and I know who's been nice.
"Reporting a member" isn't used all that often, but granted it makes me start building a coffin.
When my inbox starts to overflow, this little birdy's anger is going to grow.



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Thank you thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week. Or at least until the buffet runs out.

[fruckert]

We're all adults here, we don't really care about nudity.
But if there IS nudity, just stick it in a spoiler tag.
Just in case you almost traumatize an eight year old.

[Archem]

Yeah. Just like with most of our rules, we don't really follow the "no nudity" thing too strictly. Throw a NSFW in the thread title, drop your pictures in spoiler tags, and we'll pretend it never happened.

...Your gifs make me want to work on a new avatar. This one's worn out its welcome, and it looks really janky with all its flaws.

[Cerebus]

Mind if I ask... whatare these gifs supposed to be? I mean... what?

[Prpl_Mage]

Mind if I ask... whatare these gifs supposed to be? I mean... what?

It seems to be an allusion of internal reproductual activities illustrated with a pixelized artform using a limited number of colours.

[Cerebus]

Yeah, actually, I got that. But... why? Any reasons behind that? Was that for something in particular or did you just feel like drawing a robotic penis shooting a missile and a robotic vagina getting filled with robotic sperm from another robotic penis?

[Natako]

I seem to remember an expression called "Nokia Porn" which meant essentially "Insert Tab A into Slot B" or something along those lines. That's what it reminds me of.

And to answer your question: You're asking why someone draws something when you're on the Internet? You must be new.

[Cerebus]

Yeah... no. I simply want to know what the theme of this is.
I mean, yes, obvious reference to reproduction and all, I know, I'm not stupid. I want to know the story/reason behind that, if there is even one.
If I draw a duck, it's possibly because I like duck. If I draw a duck with a large penis shooting black oil in its own mouth... chances are there is some reason behind that other than "It's the Internet and I drew something."

So I doubt Greenraven just suddenly felt like "Hey, man, I SO feel like drawing a cyber penis shooting a missile at a star which turns into a heart upon impact" or the like. There probably IS a reason or something. That's what I'd like to know.

[Natako]

Why isn't your avatar wearing pants? Well, that's a bad example, but some things are just random.

If it's not random, then are you really sure that you want to know the truth?

[Cerebus]

This was made during the "Anthropomorphic bi-week" thing. Since Cerebus is already an anthropomorphic wolf, I decided to make him less human-like by following the Redwall style.
As to why the Redwall characters have no pants... well I don't know. Guess they like feeling the breeze down there.

And yeah, true, some things can be random. But somehow, I doubt it's the case here. And yes, I DO want to know the truth!

[greenraven]

So I doubt Greenraven just suddenly felt like "Hey, man, I SO feel like drawing a cyber penis shooting a missile at a star which turns into a heart upon impact" or the like. There probably IS a reason or something. That's what I'd like to know.

To answer your question, the method to my madness is simple: I create art in the wee hours of the morning after long nights of insomnia. In my experience I found that the half-asleep stupor really sets your creative imagination loose. I once wrote a blog update at 4AM entirely written in a fourth wall/third person perspective.

And since everyone's cool with the nudity I guess I'll whip out ye olde spoiler tags then.

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[Cerebus]

Well, that's... interesting. I'm not sure what to think about the gif, though...

And so, well, you're actually confirming that the previous gifs were just things that randomly came to your mind?

[greenraven]

Suppose they might have been random. Did I mention the sleep deprived hysteria?

[Natako]

In my experience I found that the half-asleep stupor really sets your creative imagination loose.

That's gotta be true.

After about a week of severe writer's block I finally figured out how to begin the novel I've been meaning to write for over a year now...at 3 o' clock in the morning! I also have a nearly-completed MIDI that I just randomly dreamed up after midnight a couple evenings ago. It just sucks because these things tend to make me tired and then I only wind up composing a paragraph or a measure before I drop like a fly.

[Cerebus]

Well you know, I pretty much lost my creativity as I grew older... but whenever I,d feel the slightest creative, it was always when I was sleep deprived. However... I never thought of penises shooting missiles.
I've got to admit however that despite the fact that it weirds me out and all, it's still creative and also looks pretty good. Interesting design. Just... weird. But good.

As for the latest ones... I'm not sure. I feel like it's forced, unnecessary porn. Why even wear any part of clothes when you reveal everything anyway?