Charas Grande Adventure Game: Rebirth of an Age

[Zoltar]

Gonna reply later! Looking for Fairy Tail RPs on some sites and that is a huge post, Fishman. ^^;

[Zoltar]

(Okay couldn't fine one Fairy Tail Group I liked. )

- On the Hover Cargo -

Zoltar: *Listens to the pings and clangs* So...Let me et this straight. They're tyring to kill us and we're in here playing video games?

Mary: Not me. I'm busy killing Jet. *She said while she punches him at hyper speed while he's tied up liek punching bag*

Jet: Ow ow ow! Not my fault! I was trying to save my best friend and the spirit reaper and dwarf too! Heck eve the pony!

Moonbeam: Aww! You're so nice. *Licks Jet*

Jet: Aaaugh!  Don't ever freakin' do that again! Boomer help!

Dave: Does anyone else think it's weird we've never seen this "Boomer" person but he keeps talking to her via intercom?

Jet: She's shy? ^^;

Fruck: What is she deformed or something?

Jet: ...Something...

Lylac: On the subject of questions does anyone else wonder where Clare went?

Mary: I do! *She says jacking Jet's jaw then pounding his face some more* She seems to have disapeared without a trace!

Rahl: I wouldn't worry. I can sense her Spirit Pressure far, far away from us. Maybe she just decided to run cause we're all nuts?

Dave: Maybe. *Playing future version of his game* What the...? Why is Zoltar suddenly a Guest in my game? 

Zoltar: Apparently in the future you add me as a playable character! 

Dave: ...Nice try. You don't even make that good a fighter with a silly shield as a weapon and I already have a guy who uses guns.

Jet: Me! *Is punched in the chest again* Oof!

Mary: Say Zoltar what happened to the game about us?

Zoltar: Huh? Oh yeah I keep meaning to get back to it, Mary, I'm just...not sure if I should make game. Maybe it should be a web comic.

Dave: Huh? You draw web comics?

Zoltar: No, no! Like 8Bit Theater! A Sprite comic. *He says as his eyes light up* I mean I have the sprites and I'm not really into making RPG maker games except for fun anyway.

Dave: Not a bad idea!

Zoltar: Probably do that when we get back. In fact I'll open with-

*Suddenly the TV was frozen*

Dave: My game!! 

Shiva: Sorry~ But we just had to bust in on you guys!

Whitey: Ha ha ah! *Slashes the air with his ice sword* Now we shall get revenge for Ullr!

Mary: Oh great. What do you two want?

Shiva: Well he wants revenge for Ullr. I just want to take you vechile and use it to escape this crazy place.

Whitey: What!? Shiva how could you?? Ullr was our...big...mountainy thing! He protected us!

Shiva: ...He ate half our people for a snack...Seriously you and I were probably next. Anyway just turn over the keys to this giant metal slug and I'll be off to Hyrule to stalk him.

Dave: *Gets up and ignites his saber* You ruined my game fromt eh future! Before I could figure out how it ends! Yaaaaargh!

Shiva: ...Really? Sigh....Ice Make: Yetti!

Yetti: Rowr! *Steps on Dave*

Dave: *Slices up the Yetti* I'm sick of all this mother f***ing magic on this mother f***ing Hover Cargo!

Boomer's Voice: Jet, we're approaching a steep gorge that the map has labeld "Obviously a Trap Gorge".

Whitey: I shall taste you blood Dave- Wait...What? Did she say "Obviously a Trap Gorge"? *Goes paler than usual* You musn't enter there!

Dave: Oh nice try trying to act crazy and all, but we're not falling for it, right guys?

Rah: Yeah! *Puts on his mask and draws his sword*

Shiva: ...Actually I'd listen to him if I were you. That Gorge contains a horrible monster. One who eats anything that comes near it.

Zoltar: Yeah right! We're supposed to believe the hot elven girl huh? Just cause you're hot...and ....damn I wish I had boobs that big. *Summons his shield* I mean! I wish I was grouping boobs that big! *He said nervously*

Whitey: B-but! I'm not beign a villain! Look I throw down my sword and-

Rahl: GESTUGA TENSHO!! *Blasts off Whitey's right arm, ear and leg*

Whitey: MY EAR!! *Faints* My precious....ear....

Jet: Ewww! Elf blood on my floor! Somebody mop it up quick before it stains the cold metalic plating!

Lylac: Waaaait! Listen.

Mary: What are you, Navi?

Lylac: *Points* Hear that?

Fruck: What?

Zoltar: ....Silence....

Moonbeam: The elves....they've left us!  Spooky~

Mary: Um maybe we should

*Suddenly warning Klaxons rang out all over the ship*

Boomer's Voice: Brace for impact in...now!

*Suddenly the Hover Cargo's drive pod was blasted from orbit exploding in fire and making it grind to a stop in the middle of a fearsome looking gorge*

-- In SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE --

Kairou: Ha ha ha ha! Like shooting Amphibians in a barrel.

Manny: Hey! I like frogs. They make decent summons.

Kairou: What ever. Now for the next phase. We must awaken Wahba. Load his poke ball into the torpedo tube.

Manny: ...I'm not a slave make the lesser trolls do it.

Kairou: Make Lester do it? Okay! Lester!!

Lester: *Was standing nearby* Yes, your lordship?

Kairou: Load the giant pokeball containing Wahba!

Lester: Oh is that really a good idea?

Kairou: ...*Grips his sword tightly* Yes-it-is. Now do it. Or I will kill you....Quickly.

Lester: Yes, milord. *He says grumbling loading a over sized Pokeball into the torpedo tube* Wahba loaded and ready, sir!

Manny: *Goes to the weapon's station* Torpedoes ready, Kairou.

Kairou: *With a mad look in his eyes* Goodbye, Charasians! FUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! *Presses the button* HA HA HA HA HA!

*Boom! The torpedo with the large steel banded Pokeball streaks down at the Hover Cargo at near light speed. Which means by the time you read this? It's been there for ever and ever. Don't you feel slow now?   

[lonewolf]

lonewolf back from a live in london working as a pole dancer manager
lonewolf and ten new girlfriends open up club selling lap dances
and cheap beer so selling Buck Mark Rifles, Firearms, running moonshine
food and any thing she can get her hands on
all the girl's are deadly killers when you get to now any of the girls you can hear them talking of murder's two or more girl, in two or more separate events over a period of time, for primarily psychological reasons. killed man no one know's why
the love to kill may be it's in there blood

DAVE walk's in to the club what have we hear one of the girl walk's up to Dave are  you looking for a good time lover boy
 

[Fisherson]

(XD Lonewolf you can post anything but couldn't you at least be a LITTLE plot revelent? Just a tiny bit?)

[Fisherson]

Dave: Ah...Jet? Why is there a Strip Club on board this Hover Cargo?

Jet: I have bigger budget that Doctor Toros? >.>

Dave: Yeah but you don't like women. You like guns, robots and ...psycho girls.

Jet: Well yeah, but it came with the Hover Cargo. I planned to make some money using it as a Brothel but I found out I needed license and I figured that was too much work so I ate a twinkie and modified your game so I was the main hero. *Smirks* And you were the side kick.

Dave: Gasp! Jet! Neither of us is the Sidekick. Both of us are the hero of the Dentverse.

Jet: Then why isn't it called "The DentandHarperverse?

Dave: Cause that's too much of a mouthful. > >

Shiva: ....*Looks at Whitey* Ummm should we attack them?

Whitey: *Banadaged up and his one remaining arm and leg cuffed to the couch* Heck no! We need to get away from these Pyschos!

Rahl: What did you call me? >8D

Whitey: O_O;; Nothing! *Rubs where his ear was* Oww...You just wait! Something terrible will happen to you guys for this!

Lylac: Why?

Whitey: It's called Karmen! She's a universal force who lives to punish people who do bad things!

Shiva: *Facepalm* -  -; That's Karma you moron.

Dave: Besides it's more complicated that that-

*CLANG!! Suddenly the Hover Cargo comes to a complete stop*

Zoltar: *Is sent tumbling* My ice cream!! 8O *The cone of his ice cream flies away so he makes a bowl from his shield and catches it* Yes!

Mary: What the heck happened?

Jet: *Escapes his bonds easily and walks over to an intercom* Good question. *Click* Hey boomer what's going on?


Boomer's Voice: Uh...You guys need to get up here and see this.

Dave: Where's "up here"?

Jet: Boomer-talk for the Command Deck. Come on! *Races up the stairs*

*Everyone else followed Jet to the command deck where they saw the back of a chair and feminine hand gesturing to the screen*

Boomer's Voice: Look! Somebody launched a giant pokeball at us!

Dave: What?! It couldn't be Daniel, we're not feuding over Phayre at the moment, and well that Brazilian kid and Pleasent haven't been around for ages- Wait...It bears a mark I recognize! That's the insignia of the Troll Kingdom!!

Jet: That vagina-y-looking spiky symbol? I thought that was Organization 13's.

Dave: No it's a spiked dick. Mind you both seem like they'd be uncomfortable. o.o;;

Fruck: So what do you think is in there?

Dave: How should I know? Pokemon is like seveteen generations long now and i haven't played since Fire Red! ^^; Whatever it is it must be-

*Suddenly the ball opens and light pours out and reveals a massive form....a huge towering fifty foot tall...Genesis Rhaspodos?!

Genesis: *Is reading Loveless* Oh am I on? Alright then! *Dramitic zoom in* Hi there! I'm Genesis, from Final Fantasy Crisis Core, and I'm here in place of Wahba the terrible who sends it's apologies as it's currently staying at a Poke cneter in Hoenn. ^o^ So it asked me to sub as this leg's "mid boss"! Isn't that awesome?! =D

Dave: BOooo! Go away you Sephiroth copy cat! XO Beat it!

Jet: You and your "rapier" are insult to pyshics! Then again so's everyone in that game just about.

Genesis: >=( Hmpf! I'll have you know Sephiroth copy cated ME! I was the one who's idea it was to blow up the Life Stream and-

Jet: *Looks at Boomer's chair* Fire at will.

Boomer: Thought his name was Genesis? Weird name btw. *Presses buttons* Phaser cannons...go!

Genesis: *Continues dronning on* And further more my sword is at least not a obvious attempt to over compen-


*DAKA-DAKA-DAKA-BOOM! DAKA-DAKA-DAKA-BOOM! DAKA-DAKA-DAKA-BOOM! *

*Smoke filled the air where Genesis had stood*

Jet: Ha! Take that you hack- Aw son of a ***!!

*Suddenly dramatic music played and Genesis was revealed to be standing there with his wing wrapped around his body protecting himself*

Genesis: *Genesis theme playing* > So you want to blow me up while I'm defending myself huh?? Well you know what! That's fine! I'll just kill you with my ultimate move! *Hand on sword looking menacing...then he sheathes his blade and cracks up the poetry book* Quote Loveless in Vogon!! >8D MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dave: By the force..! We'll all be killed!!

Genesis: *Opens his mouth and begins to recite loveless in Vogonesse* 

Urfh farg grezzelop sheem fa.
Forum plaz panorrr test glorp-

*The sound caused everyone's brain to freeze in pain! It was horrible and excuciating and in another word? Super effective!!*

[Zoltar]

(Oooh I have to kill Genesis? But I like him! Hmm must be some solution here. <.<)

*As Zoltar's mind was rent by the horrible poetry he screamed in pain and horror and then suddenly his world dissolved everything around him began to fade to black. He was not standing on a giant potato*

Zoltar: ....Okay this is weird. *Suddenly there was a flash and a shadowy guy was standing on another potato in the vast spiraling distance around them* Huh? Who are you?

Cloaked Figure: *Raises it's hand* Shaman Zoltar the Liberator. You must....reach inside.

Zoltar: ...Oh so you're trying to encourage me to level up and evolve? Ha. Sorry but in Pokemon terms I'm a stage one.

Cloaked: Yes but even past stage ones are now able to evolve. Look at simple Tangela.

Zoltar: No thanks reminds me too much of spagetti-

Cloaked Figure: FOCUS! EVOLVE! You must....prepare. Terrible things will befall the world if you do not allow yourself to become more powerful.

Zoltar: But power corupts! Look at Rahl. His power swallows a little bit of him each time he uses it and Dave? He's holding back his rage and anger while charging into battle selflessly.  I ...I'm nobody! I'm a guy who's car broke down and ended up finding out he's a Physic or something.

Mary: *Appears beside him* You have me, Zolty. *She said putting her hand on his shoulder*

Zoltar: Mary! Bu-But I still don't know who you are.

Mary: You spirit guide and champion. Pretty much you're battle partner and as your battle partner I'm telling you...I need you to step up man! Come on! Grow a pair of balls already!

Zoltar: Alright, alright! Man...I'm going to regret this I know. *Settles into a medative state* Ohmmmm......Oh spirit powers of....shaman stuff....come and ...um unlock my limit break? *Waits for something to happen*....Well? .... Darn I knew- *Suddenly is surrounded in Mauve Energy* Ahhh!  Whoooooa! The power....The ultimate....POWER!! 

*In the real world suddenly Zoltar shakes his head ten stares at Genesis*

Zoltar: Heh. Sound waves? Oh plz. I can do this in my sleep first thing we have to do is-

*Then without warning a kid on a bike runs over Zoltar*

Trainer Guy: Oh wow! A wild pokemon I've never seen before! Go, Whismur! *He said throwing a ball and releasing a Whismur*

Whismur: *Sound Barrier stops the noise*

Genesis: Blah blah- Huh??? Hey!  I was sending you into a brain death! Hmpf! Now I have to draw my sword and-

Trainer Guy: *Points dramatically* Whismur use Vogon Poetry!

Whismur: *Began to use Vogon poetry at Genesis*

Genesis: N-NooooooooO!!! @-@ *HP goes down to yellow. It wa super effective* Ugh....*Genesis flinched*

Trainer Guy: Alright then! *Tosses a Bishi Ball and Gensis is sucked inside* Now to see if I got him....*Watches the ball roll around and around and shudder then grow still* Yes! *He says leaping into mid air* I caught Genesis! *Reads his Pokedex*

Zoltar:  M-my moment. Gone.

Mary: I know. *She says patting his shoulder*

Guy: *Turns to the crew of the Hover Cargo* I'm defiently not in Kanto anymore. *Calls Whismur back* Latter weird people! *He said biking the heck out to Gary's theme*

Dave: @-@ Did we all take some acid?

Jet: *Kicks some away from the camera* Nope. >.> So back on the road?

*And so our heroes set off back on the path they were following getting ever closer to the dreaded Troll Kingdom. What dangers and mysteries awaited them in the Wastelands of Trhola? Tune in next time to find out!*

[Fisherson]

(Noooo! You killed the....Argh....I wanted that fight to be more strung out XD Oh well. It was a humorous end for Genesis.)

*As the Hover Cargo rumbled on suddenly and without any warning...it ran out of gass*

- In the Throla Wastelands -

Jet: *Looks at his huge, and unmoving vehicle* Piece of junk!! *Kicks it* Ow! Damnit!

Dave: - -; Terrefic. Your stupid metal slug had to die in the middle of the wastelands didn't it?

Trainer Guy: *Zips on by on his motor cycle* Whee!! ^o^ Come on Genesis! Time to take on the Charasmon League.

Zoltar: ....Gee that guy is annoying. X(

Mary: What about the Buster Eagles?

Jet: Well most of them were destroyed except for yours and mine and I think they're being stolen.

Rahl: Stolen by who?

Dave: The elves!!

Shiva: *Flies away in Mary's bust eagle* Ha ha ha ha! Suck it, humans!

Whitey: T-T My ear....*He whines taking off with Jet's buster eagle*

Jet: ...Ah heck and I don't even have any twinkies. This sucks!

Boomer's Voice: *From the intercom* Don't worry, boss, I called tripple A!

Zoltar: We're saved!!

Boomer's Voice: They say they'll be here in...sixty eight weeks.

Zoltar: .....ToT We're doooomed!! DOOOOMED! DOO- *Is smacked by Mary's sword* Oww! Hey!

Mary: You were being hysterical. Get a grip! You're a Shaman.

Zoltar: Hmpf. > > Fine, miss Spirit Swords Woman Gaurdian...Thingy, what do we do?

Mary: Very simple. *She said sheathing her blade* We walk.

Dave: Well it's not hot at least. Coming, Jet?

Jet: ....Sigh...Why not? Can't be any worse than our last misadventure.

Vulture: *Perched on a tree branch watching them* Caw! (Dinner! =D)

*Cue desert montage scene with Jet using his Plasma Lance as a walking stick and Zoltar his shield as a umbrella. Dave is trying to use the force to keep the sun off himself....but he doesn't have enough Force points*

[Fisherson]

A little update and tribute I did to show how much I love this game. ^_^ Oh and speaking of updates this game is closed till Rahl catches up. It's only fair.

[Zoltar]

  This is by far the coolest thing somebody has done for me! Really, really tubular, Fishman! You even did the Umbrella Sheild. Now that must be a thing in my game lol.

[Fisherson]

This is by far the coolest thing somebody has done for me! Really, really tubular, Fishman! You even did the Umbrella Sheild. Now that must be a thing in my game lol.

XD Thanks, Zolty! I worked hard on it but I realize now I missed Lylac! XD Oh well I was bound to miss one person.  Awwh thanks for the offer to tribute a technique to something I helped engineer! Look forward to trying out in your game. But you're not bummed out that I shut down the game till Rahl catches up?

[Zoltar]

Okay that's it. Fish? It's been months and months! Rahl is  obviously not comming back. Can't we just continue the RP ourselves?

[Zoltar]

Fishman,  Rail isn't comming back. Can we just either continue without him or do a new one?  I have GOT to see if the heroes beat raffles and save the pubb!

[Fisherson]

Fishman,  Rail isn't comming back. Can we just either continue without him or do a new one?  I have GOT to see if the heroes beat raffles and save the pubb!

Hmmm as much as I'd like to finish this one I'm not sure it'd be fair to him. I suppose we can ask? He may understand that we can't wait forever but just going ahead without asking him? Feels mean. =( So I'll ask.