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Ok, so I can tell you right now that Steamworld Heist, Darksiders 1, and Unepic are absolutely worth your time. Steamworld Heist is Worms meets XCOM, and it's great. Darksiders is one of the best Zelda-likes I've ever played. Still haven't tried 2 or 3, though I hear they're not as good. Unepic is a wonderful Metroidvania with a goofy sense of humor and a strong D&D influence. It can get a bit rough at times, but it's awesome. Also, there are co-op levels that are pretty fun, too.Bioshock 2 is pretty good, though I feel that the Minerva's Den expansion is better. Castle Crashers is an excellent brawler in the vein of Turtles in Time or Double Dragon, but with a level and progression system to keep it interesting. Really awesome if you have friends to play it with. My brother put about a million hours into Kingdoms of Amalur, and he says it's great. If you don't have a lot of time to spend on this bottomless pit of game content, you might want to skip it. It has an absurd amount of content, and two expansions that pretty much double that.
Samurai Gunn, to my knowledge, is a couch multiplayer-only game, so play it with friends.
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Kingdom of Amalur is pretty great. It's a slightly more dumbed-down Elder Scrolls game, and not in a bad way at all. I put about 38 hours into, and cleared the main campaign and DLC content. Although there was a lot more content that I didn't do.Witcher 3 on the other hand was about 100 hours for just the main campaign and moderate sidequesting.
I have a pretty nasty backlog as well. I tend to get bundles so long as they contain at least one game I want, and it's cheaper than buying that game new off Steam.