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Offline Drace

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« Reply #2505 on: September 04, 2005, 10:49:20 PM »
Drace: Ok, as the Dungeon Master I decide what monsters come. Ok, the first monster is a mutated Chocobo with rabies.
Razor/Darkfox: *gulp*
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Offline Pythis

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« Reply #2506 on: September 04, 2005, 10:55:00 PM »
Pythis: A chocobo, what the hell is a chocobo?

Man: *still drinking beer* a bird with flipping wings.

Pythis: Oh . . .But...

Man: Shuts upz Im triing ta drinkz

Pythis: Anyway *takes out a machette* *starts to cut the chocobo.* RAGGHH!!!
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Offline Drace

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« Reply #2507 on: September 04, 2005, 11:08:51 PM »
Asakura: Really? Because I dont see her as deservent of a full name typing, or even this conversation about her.
Razor: Too true, too true. Hey, a floor pretzel!
Drace: MINE! *jumps on the pretzel*
Razor: Oh, wait. It was just a nail.
Drace: I.... know....
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Offline Darkfox

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« Reply #2508 on: September 04, 2005, 11:16:21 PM »
Darkfox: So thats what happened to my fingernail...

Razor: ew...

Darkfox: Made of gold...

*Everybody gets up and rushes to the nail*

Satan: I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!!

Razor: *Attacks Satan*

Satan: GRAAAHHH!!!
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« Reply #2509 on: September 04, 2005, 11:18:39 PM »
Drace: *swallows*
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« Reply #2510 on: September 04, 2005, 11:19:12 PM »
*Everybody falls silent, Razor passes out*
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« Reply #2511 on: September 04, 2005, 11:23:38 PM »
Drace: Wait, here's the golden fingernail.
Darkfox: Then what did you swallow?
Drace: *looks at the ground and sees piece of a haiball with a giant chunk out of it*
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« Reply #2512 on: September 04, 2005, 11:31:17 PM »
Razor: Oh... that was mine...

Drace: ... *turns green*
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« Reply #2513 on: September 04, 2005, 11:33:51 PM »
Razor: Yeah. Well, just watch out a bit. I did something bad and disgusthing with it.
Darkfox: Oh please, tell us.
Razor: Well. I put it on my nose and went to the park. And in the park me and the other dogs like to play a game of butt-tag.
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« Reply #2514 on: September 05, 2005, 12:58:21 AM »
Pythis: *Takes a hand and manouvers it down Drace's throat. He grrabs it and takes the nail back to him* Hey merchant who is convieniantly here, I'll sell you this fine gold specimen for 30k.
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Offline WarxePB

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« Reply #2515 on: September 05, 2005, 01:09:37 AM »
All: O_O

-Warxe: ...TMI, Razor. Just.... TMI.

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« Reply #2516 on: September 05, 2005, 01:14:30 AM »
Pythis: What? Haven't you ever seen it happen before?
Man: They aren't from  the greater space sir
Pythis: Ah, I mean err..as you huma-peo-want a cookie?
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Offline Drace

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« Reply #2517 on: September 05, 2005, 02:25:35 AM »
Drace: Razor, this pub needs a bouncer to keep stupid people out of it.
Demon: I'm avaliable.
Warxe: No you're not. You're my bodyguard.
Demon: *crushes Warxe*
Warxe: Ok, you're fired.
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Offline Razor

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« Reply #2518 on: September 05, 2005, 04:19:34 AM »
Razor: *rolls a 6* Alright! *Summons level1 bouncer*
Very mini bouncer: Rarrr!
Razor: Level 1? But that's gay! I want level 100!
Drace: Yeah well *rolls a Q* Q? *bouncer implodes*
Razor: You imploded my bouncer!
Drace: You made me roll a Q!
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Offline Bluhman

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« Reply #2519 on: September 05, 2005, 04:31:29 AM »
Bluhman:  :jumpin:

Razor: Welcome to the job!
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