Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: Hah! I can bounce better than j00! *turns into a ball and bounces everywhere destroying random objects and knocking people over*

[Pythis]

Pythis: *is bounce resitant* HAHAHAH can't knock me down!

[Drace]

Drace: *Cough*
Bouncer Demon: *pushes Pythis out*

[Darkfox]

Wasabe: Here, this'll make it easier *Acts as a slingshot by stretching across the doorway*

Demon Bouncer: *pulls back on Wasabe and places Pythis in front of it and lets go sending Pythis over the horizon then a cartoony "pow" is seen*

[Drace]

Drace: *twitch*
Darkfox: Drace.
Drace: Yes?
Darkfox: Are we in the Twilight Zone again?
Drace: *looks at shoulder* Oh for god's sake.
Darkfox: Why don't you just push it off?
Drace: I tried that, but then it'll keep throwing poo at everyone for the next 7 hours.

[Bluhman]

TWIGHLIGHT ZONE: Act 1

Sonic: Wha!?

Drace: O...k?

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: ... yup... I'm a girl again so this must be the Twilight Zone...

Wasabe: ...I'm still Wasabe.

Darkvixen: You were strange to begin with, what else can be added to you to make you even stranger?

Wasabe: HEAT RAY VISION!! *blasts table*

[Razor]

Razor: Checking genitals... yep! Still male. Whaha, I get the best in both worlds! Sorry DF
DarkVixen: ...
Drace: Hmm, lets see here. ... Aww, disappointing.
Razor: You're a woman in this world, Drace?
Drace: Nope, still male.

[Bluhman]

Bluhnuhnuh: My goodness! I'm not a guy anymore!
Drace: So you're a woman now?
Bluhnuhnuh: No! I'm a banana!
Monkey: EEK EEK EEK!!! *Reaches for bluhnuhnuh*
Bluhnuhnuh: NO!! STOP!!! I'm not ripe yet! *Eat'd!* AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGUUUUUGGGGEEEEHHHHOOOOSSSSDDDDRRRRAAACCCEEEERRRRRGGGOOODDDDDIIIIIIISSSSSSDDDDDUUUMMMBBBBBBBWWWWWTTTTTFFFFFF!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Razor]

*dancing banana appears*
Razor: Hey look it's dancing.
*dancing banana*
Darkvixen: Man, that's weird.
*dancing banana*
Drace: Ooh... *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Razor: It's contageous! *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Darkvixen: Oh, that's nonsen - oh no! Can't help it! *starts dancing*
*dancing banana*
Everybody: *dancing*
*dancing banana fades away*
Everybody: *one by one stop dancing*
Red: Well, that was weird. This sure is one creepy place.
Razor: Roll a six!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: I WAS NEVER A MAN!

-Odin: *rolls six* Instant kill!

-Warxe: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*

-Odin: Never gets old...

-Drace: Uh, yeah, it does.

-Odin: Shut up! *rolls six* Instant kill!

-Drace: *sliced into little pieces*

-Gambler-type Guy: Hey, bud, those dice weighted?

-Odin: You bet.

-Dungeon Master: You cheat! *kicks Odin out of the game*

-Xios: Took long enough... Hey DM, I want to summon someone into the game.

-DM: Who?

-Xios: That angel-boy Kratos.

*Kratos walks in*

-Kratos: ...why did I come here again?

-Xios: The power of DM compelled you?

-Kratos: ...DnD?

-Xios: I cast Giant Anvil Of Doom on Kratos!

-Kratos: *rolls six* Instant kill...

-Xios: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*

-Kratos: Heh...

[Razor]

Razor: Question number 6 --
Odin: 6! Instant Kill!
Kratos: AGGH! *sliced into little pieces*
Razor: Annnnyway, why are we playing DnD in the twilight zone?
*silence*
Razor: *gets hit by flying clock*

[Darkfox]

Darkvixen: *opens a door thats in the middle of the room and is hit by the words "The Twilight Zone"* STUPID DOOR!! STUPID WORDS!!! *shoves words into door and shuts it then throws the door across the room*

[Razor]

You're driving home from a busy day of work. Ahead of you, you see a bunch of people playing Dungeons and Dragons. A dancing banana appears ahead of you. You swerve, narrowly missing it. But now you know that...



...you've had too much to drink.

[Drace]

You crash against a tree. You walk out and look around you. There's a pub. Drunk, you decide to get more drunk. The door opens and you see what's inside.....