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Originally posted by Red GiantRed: Oh no! Reality is compressing into a sprite comic!!Razor: What?!Red: It's true! Large amounts of time will instantly flicker by so-*Black Line*-nd it was the best damn waffle I ever had!
Mwahahaha, I can say you're mum is a bitch and it'll be scientifically correct!
Originally posted by DraceChilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*Drace: Hey this is great. Razor: It's a special recipe.Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli??? Razor: What...... Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.Drace: You would most likely send your parents.Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead.... Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli. Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.Razor: *Still crying*Drace: Let me taste your tears.*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!
Originally posted by Red Giantquote:Originally posted by DraceChilli Con Carnival in the Charas Pub*Drace is eating Razor’s chilli and Razor is eating Drace’s chilli*Drace: Hey this is great. Razor: It's a special recipe.Drace: Ah this is really good Razor.Razor: I'm glad you like it so much because now that you're almost finished I have something to tell you.Drace: What??? You mean how you put pubes in your chilli??? Razor: What...... Drace: Yes I'm afraid this isn't your chilli Razor I switched it with Xen's.Drace: It's delicious Xen I hadn't planned on that, what I did plan on however was that my friends Darkfox and Lightwolf would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap.Drace: I assumed they would tell you that I had trained Red Giant's Pony to bite off your wiener.Drace: What they didn't tell you was that Red Giant is a crazy Redneck who shoots trespassers on sight.Drace: Knowing that you would try to do something to the Pony I warned Red Giant that violent Pony killers were in the area.Drace: I also knew that you wouldn't go yourself for fear of having your wiener bitten off.Drace: You would most likely send your parents.Drace: And I'm afraid that when Red Giant spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.*FLASHBACK Gun cocks and shots Razor’s Father in the head and shots Razor’s Mother in the body and head FLASHBACK END*Red Giant: Well they was trespassing and I was protecting myself....I....I have my rights.Razor: My Mom and Dad are dead.... Drace: I came just in time to see Red Giant giving his report to Officer Warxe.....and of course to steal the bodies.Drace: After a night with the hacksaw I was already to put on my chilli con carnival, so that I could tell personally about your parents demise.Drace: And of course to feed you your chilli. Do you like it.........? Do you like it Razor.......? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Razor Chilli. Razor: *Looks in the chilli and grabs on of his mom’s fingers*Razor: AHHH *Throws finger away and starts crying*Drace: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah. I made you eat your parents. Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah.Razor: *Still crying*Drace: Let me taste your tears.*Goes to Razor and licks the tears off the table*Drace: Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy... yummy you guys!LAWL!!
