Charas Pub

[GhostClown]

                          *GhostClown then sits in his chair*

GhostClown: Hm.. This pub has to much chaos everyday..

Razor: YOU STOLE MY FU*KING MANNERRISM!

GhostClown: YOU LIE!

               *and then a huge gun battle breaks out in the pub*

[Araloth]

*does mannerism*
"I hate gun fights.... METAL TREE BARRIER!"
suddenly trees of green metal sprout everywhere.
*trees do mannerism*

[chaoticparadox60659]

000000002: GAAH!!!!!! I... HATE... SUMMONS!!! * Casts A Summon And Launches A Nuke At It*

*Entire Pub Blows Up*

Warxe's Hair: Damn, What A Mess (Casts Mass Revive)

00000002: WTF? You Revived The Summon, Too?

Bahamut Zero: Grr.....

00000002: Niiice Birdie... Um... Polly.... Want A Cracker?

Bahamut Zero: GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

000000002: Polly Want... Free Beer?

Bahamut Zero: OKAY!!!  

000000002: *Whew*

[Araloth]

LoL trees revived too.

*starts making people get lost by majking them chase him*
Moose: "Uh? where am I?"
Araloth: "Lost in my nice little forest!"
Moose: "But i thought i was in a Pub!"
*Araloth goes away, leaving moose lost*

[GhostClown]

Then a sniper has his sights on the moose he's aiming real slow..

[chaoticparadox60659]

Then Decides To Aim At Bahamut Zero Instead... REEEEEL Slow....

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Not the face!
*sniper shoots Warxe's face*
AUGH! *runs out crying*

*Cloak walks in*
Cloak: One beer, please.
000000002: WTF!?!!?!?!?!?! A Talking Cloak?
Cloak: Quiet, you. *stabs 000000002*
Now, get me a beer.
WG: *throws beer at Cloak*
Cloak: Not again... *transforms into Frost*
000000002: O_o
WG: Oh yeah, I forgot about your Ranma complex...
Cloak: Quickly! I need to find the emerald! *runs out of bar*

[chaoticparadox60659]

00000002: Okay, What The F*** wa sthat About?

Warxe's Hair And Face (in Unison): You Dont Want To Know.

00000002: Um, how Did That Cloak Stab Me? It Was A Cloak, Right?

GhostClown: Yeah... But...

00000002: Soooo...

*Sniper Shoots 00000002*

000000002: OUCH!!! Stupid Sniper!!!! BAHAMUT ZERO! ATAAAAACK!!!!!

Bahamut Zero: F*** You! You Killed Me Like Five Posts Ago!!

* Bahamut Zero Throws A Free Beer At 00000002*

00000002: Nooo!!!! I'm Melllting... I Need Some Vooooodkkkkkkkaaaaaaaa....

*0000002 Vanishes Into A Puddle Of Beer*

Warxe: I'm NOT Reviving Him!

Osmose: Oh, Please, I Dont Want To Lose Another 00000002! It's A paon In The *** Looking For Applicants!

Warxe: Fine, But Have Your Engineers kill That Damned Sniper... He's Ruining The Party

Osmose: Done.

[Razor]

Razor walks out of where ever he was
Razor: Heya! Whattsa matter you! you ruin my bar! I kicka your áss!
*Razor summons typoon*
Weregnome: Don't you mean typhoon?
Razor: They mispelt it on FF7.
Weregnome: *sweatdrop*
*all the forest and snipers are sent upsidedown into the sky*
*so is the beer*
Zero: Beer!!! *holds onto a barrel*
Weregnome: My Canadian Club! *grabs a box filled with CC*
Razor: THE CASH REGISTER!!!!! *jumps to it*

--------days later--------
*the bar crashes to the Earth*
ChaoticParadox60659: Why the hell'd you do that? moron!
Razor: Moron? TYPOON!!!
All but Razor: NOOOO!!!!!

[Osmose]

Moose - *Yawn* Where am I and what am I doing?

[Razor]

Razor: Quiet you. *smashes beer bottle over Mooses head (don't worry, it was empty), starts to shave Moose*
Seph: Why are you shaving that person?
Razor: Won't it be funny when he wakes up, to find he has no hair?
*seph does mannerism*Note: See attachment
Seph: Gimme yer cash.

[Red Giant]

*Crashes out from the floorboards*

Red: Hello?
Razor: WTF?! *does mannerism*
Araloth: Where did that skeleton come from?

*Eric Idle pops out from the cupboard*

Eric: Whenever life get's you down Mrs. Brown!!
Oh wait, wrong line... Um, allow me to explain. The powerful revival magic that someone used back then had an effect radius so large that it stretched over six feet underground and therefore revived this dead guy from the grave.

Razor: Well that explains everything, Eric... except... why was there a grave under the bar?

Eric: Well... that's because the bar was built... ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!!!!

*All scream*

Araloth: Umm... Red, why are you screaming?

Red: Wanted to look cool... But that's not the point! The point is, Idle here has had far to much air! Get back in your cupboard, Idle!!

All: Back in the cupboard!!! Back in the cupboard!!!

Eric: You'll never stop me!! I'll become untracable by moving to the US, becoming an unsuccessful singer and starring in the Casper movie as that nervous guy!

*Runs*

Red: Get him!!

[chaoticparadox60659]

*Bahamut Zero Flys Off*

000000002(AKA Number Two) :Damn... Now That Bahamut Zero's Flown Off, I Only Have One Summon Left...

*collective gasp*

Razor : I Thought You Hated Summons?

Number 2: Yes, But These Ones Came To Me And Kept Bothering Me Until I Took Them In.

Warxe: You're Saying That Bahamut Zero ASKED You To Be His Summoner?

Number 2: Well, Sort Of. It May Have Also Been The Fact That I Was Carrying A Carton Of KFC With Me?

Razor: *mannerism* Okay, What The F*** Are You Talking About?

Number 2: Didn't You Know All Summons Like KFC? That's Why So Many KFC Delivrymen Mysteriously Vanish.

*Everyone In room Sweatdrops*

Warxe: Um.... KFC Doesn't Deliver, Do They?

Number 2: That's Cause The Job Got Too Dangerous. The Only People Brave Enough To Do It Went off And Became Skydivers And Stuff...

*Collective Sweatdrop #2*

Number 2: Watch!

* Number 2 Pulls Out A Chicken Wing*

* Ifrit, Bahamut Zero, Pheonix, Multiple Slimes, Bismark, And Ension Come Rushing  In*

Ifrit: Hey This Isn't KFC

Pheonix: I Knew It! It's Some Crap From A Pub!

Razor: Hey, Thats MY Pub Youre Talking About!

Slime: Who The Hell Are You? Bug Off! *Does Mannerism*

(Have You Ever Seen A Slime Do A Mannerism? It's So Odd...)

Razor: Enough Of This! TYPOON!!!!

*All The Summons Fly Off As The Pub Rockets Into Orbit*

Number 2; You Moron! Now I'm Goiing To Kill You With My Last Summon!

Razor: I'm So Scared, Your Last Summon Was Soooo Obedient!!

*Everyone Laughs At Number 2*

*Number 2 Pulls Out A MagGun*

Number 2: It Has Moved - - - SOIL ... Is My Power! Rahr! I Summon You... *MagGun Blows Up*

Number 2: OWCH!! I Mean... It Will Not Move... (Damn, I Knew I Shouldn't Have Stolen Kaze's MagGun...*

Razor: Well F** This! * Leaves* *Forgets He Is In Orbit* *YAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*

Number 2: Keh...Heh....

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *looks at Seph* Hey, when did you get here?
Seph: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Why does everyone keep doing that...
Hey Razor, what exactly is a mannerism?
Razor: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Weregnome, same question.
WG: *does mannerism*

*Rasshou walks in*
Rasshou: Huh? Warxe?
Warxe: Why are you here?
Rasshou: I heard that the Pub reopened. I figured I'd check it out.
Warxe: Oh.
Rasshou: *draws harpoon and points it at Warxe* Buy me a beer.
Warxe: O-o-okay... Razor, throw me a beer.
Razor: *does mannerism*
Seph: *hands Rasshou a beer*
Warxe: Get me a beer, too.
Seph: *does mannerism*
Warxe: Screw it. *gets beer*

[Razor]

Robin: Holy mannerism batman!
Batman: there's no need for profanity boy wonder.
Robin: *does mannerism*
Razor: HEY! READ THE SIGN!! *points to sign:
[No superheroes]
[Villians may enter]
Batman: This seems to be a lair of... evil...
Razor: Get out!!!
*batman effect*
Razor: Better.
Warxe: Batman effect?
Zero: I forgot about those.