Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

Warxe: I thought we killed the narrator?
*Warxe passes out*
Narrator: You cannot kill me!
Kratos: ERUPTION! *lava squirts out of the floor, severely burning the Narrator* *but it misses*
Kratos: What? It said it burned the Narrator.
Narrator: *singing* Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings... Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams...
What a great theme song.
Red: *smacks out the Narrator, then turns to dust*
Narrator: Muahahahaha!

[Xen]

*Damn Narrator! I'll show you!!!! Xen tries to reach the Narrator but the action marks stop him. Damn!*
Narrator: Action Marks! I command you to crush this fool!
*This can't be good... The quote marks begin to close in on Xen! C'mon Xen think of something! Aha!! Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon. Gotta push 'em apart! Xen pushe the action marks away from each other. It's working! Xen smashes one of the Action marks and is freed from between them*
Xen: Ahh! Finally!
Narrator: Haha! Now you cannot use actions!
Xen: Yeah I can! Err.... Xen runs up to Narrator and grabs the Narrator in his mouth!
Narrator: .....
Xen: It didn't work did it...
Narrator: Err... nope! I don't seem to be in the mouth of a Dark Dragon!
Xen: Hmm....

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Ok... I know just how to deal with this guy. *disappears*
Narrator: What does he mean by that?
*Darkfox reappears and opens his hand as shreds of paper float away in the wind*
Narrator: And what is that supposed to do? Give me paper cuts?
Darkfox: No, that was your contract, *the shreds burn up* and now it's gone... looks like your back to selling ties in the alley.
Narrator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes*
Darkfox: Or... maybe not...

[WarxePB]

*Warxe comes in with a sign saying 'JOIN CHILDREN OF THE RENDERSAE RP NOW' with the Canadian national anthem playing in the back*
Kratos: Blatant advertising... *camera zooms in on Kratos' Nike shoes, stays there for about 5 seconds, and zooms out*
Razor: Indeed. *takes a swig of Pepsi* Man, I love that Pepsi.

[Xen]

Xen: Damn advertisers! Can't get a moment of peace!
*Red sticks a chainsaw in Xen and switches it on. Very nasty stuff happens and a sign scrolls down saying 'BUY RED'S SLICE AND DICE CHAINSAWS!'*
Red: Advertisement is cool!

[Red Giant]

Yeah, this blatant advertising sickens me.

[Cyber Ninja]

can a brother get a bud on the house??

[Xen]

*Xen is ressurected by the kind man sitting on the cloud in the sky(whoever that is)*
Xen: WooHoo!!!! I'm alive!! I feel like transforming!
*Xen transforms into a Dark Dragon*
Xen: It's a little cramed in here!
Razor: That's because you're too big!
Xen: *sarcasticly* Oh, I hadn't notied that Razor!
Razor: Why don't you transform outside?
Xen: 'Cause I'm very stubborn and picky about my location!
Razor: So it has to be here...
Kratos: I'll get that Flamberge...
*Kratos gets a flamberge*
Xen: Come on!
*Kratos slashes Xen with the Flamberge but his scaly skin reflects it*
Kratos: Crap! But wait, I have an idea!
*Kratos slaps Xen*
Xen: Ouch!!!! But a simple slap cannot defeat me!!!!
Kratos: Wanna bet? *Slaps Xen again*
Xen: Owwww!!! I'll give you something to slap about!
*Xen slaps Kratos, who then flies straight though a wall*
Kratos: AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Xen: Heh heh...
*The door slams open, and a strange man walks in*
Strange man: Anyone seen a Dark Dragon who goes by the name of Xen?
Razor: Isn't that obvious?
Strange man: THAT might not be him!
Xen: Err....well...it was...a...good...fight....*quickly* thanks for everything bye!
*Xen flies through the roof, Razor repairs it in a split second(wow)*
Strange man: That was him....was'nt it?
Red: Yes, it was!
Strange man: Damn!
*The man runs out of the pub*

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: What was that all about?

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Who knows.
*hands Cyber Ninja a Bud*
Red: You gonna pay for that?
Warxe: Yep. *pays Red*
Red: I just suckered you out of 5 bucks!
Warxe: But it's Canadian.
Red: Aww...

[Rowan]

(A mysterious draconian named Rowan quietly comes in, glaring at darkfox as if he know him somewhere. He then continues to walk to his seat, when he saw the dark dragon at the other end of the pub. Rowan chuckles slightly, and then continues to a dark corner of the bar.)

Waitress: I see you're new here at this pub.

Rowan: ......

Waitress: Umm... yeah. (pulls out a clipboard, with a notepad stuck on it.) May I take your order?

Rowan: .... Anything with alcohol in it.

Waitress: (She writes.) OOOkay....! Will there be anything else today?

Rowan: ...... A bag of peanuts..... salty....

(The waitress looks at Rowan with an odd look on her face.)

Waitress: Eh? Peanuts!?....... Well, okay... (She then writes.)
Anything else?

Rowan: ......

Waitress: I'll take that as a no...

[Razor]

The waitress walks back to the bar.
W: We need some milk from the corner shop, and some salty peanuts.
Razor: Who the Hell are you? This place doesn't have a waitress!
W: Shut up, furball, or I'll get management to throw you out!
R: I AM management!!! And I didn't hire YOU!
W: ....

*chase scene*
*four hours later*

*Razor enters the bar*
Razor: How are things?
Warxe: The dog ran away, I lost all your mail, someone robbed us, Weregnome drank all the canadian clubs.
Razor: business as usual... *falls back on couch*
Red: *psst. Darkfox. Why is there a couch in the middle of the bar?*
Darkfox: Has any of this so far made sense?
Red: Oh, right.

[Xen]

Xen: That's the whole point, my friends!
Red: WHA? Where'd you come from?
Xen: Anything that happens here should be damn wierd!
Red: Like the couch?
Xen: Yes.
Red: And that waitress?
Xen: Yes...
Red: And all the weird stuff that you've done since you first walked in here, which usually ends with someone saying...
Darkfox: What was all that about?
Xen: Exactly!
Red: So you're the source of all these weird going-ons? What about that guy who was looking for you?
Xen: He's just an idiot....
Darkfox: So YOU'RE the source of all these weird going-ons?
Xen: No?
Razor: Are you?
Xen: No! *To Razor* Because I wasn't here when you sat on that couch in the middle of the pub!
*Rowan chuckles*
Xen: *To Rowan* Is there a problem?
Rowan: Yeah.
Xen: What?

[Red Giant]

Rowan: I am your father!
Xen: NOOOOOOO!!!

[White Dwarf]

RED SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!