Charas Pub

[Archem]

Drace replies with a punch in the belly.
Ed swings at Drace, but misses and hits Archem
Archem: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Archem throws a pie at Ed.
Archem: Nyuknyuknyuknyuk!
Ed waves his hand up, down, and back. Archem follows it with his eyes. Ed punches Archem, and Archem falls into a pool.
Archem: MRRR!!!
Razor: Hey, be careful there! That's the shark tank, not a pool!
Sorry. Archem falls into a shark tank.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Claps hands.*

Ed: "Now speak, dolphin boy!"

[Bluhman]

Bluhman *singing*: Oh the shark has
Pretty teeth, dear
And he shows them
Pearly White
Just a Jack Knife
Has Mack Heath, dear
And he keeps it
Out of siiight...

*A shark rips Archem's arm off.*

When the shark bites
With his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows
Start to spread
Fancy gloves, though
Wears Mack Heath, dear
So there's not a
Trace of reee-
MT11: Stop singing! It's making my ears bleed!!!
XMTE: What was up with that song anyway?
Bluhman: Well, I thought it was rather fitting... Y'know, with all the sharks and stuff biting Archem's limbs off.
Archem: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bluhman: What was that?
XMTE: Just the wind.
Bluhman: Obviously, This must mean a storm front is coming...

[Archem]

Archem floats by.
Bluhman: OMFROFLingGod! He's... He's...
Ed: A specter!
Razor: ... Yeah. That's it.
Archem: Yeah, I don't think much has changed. I mean, I guess I can float now... Which makes me wonder: What did I do before?!

[Razor]

You know, given the opportunity and the money, I think I would dress up like G-Man.
But I would need a briefcase.


That is all.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed hands razor his breifcase.*
*Razor opens it.*
*It's full of bacon.*

Razor: "How did you know!?"

[Drace]

Drace: Is there an inside-joke I don't know of or is this guy just stupid?
MT11: Stupid.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Drace
Drace: Is there an inside-joke I don't know of or is this guy just stupid?
MT11: Stupid.

*ed has a shirt on him that says "Stoopid and prowed.*

[Drace]

Drace: It should say 'UNFUNNY AND SAD' and on the back 'PLEASE KICK ME IF YOU FEEL FOR THE JOCKALLY-RETARDED'.

[Razor]

Now now, Drace, you're being rather bitter. Don't make me threaten you like I did Meiscool when he and Archem2 had that whole thing.

[Drace]

I have a huge acceptance to almost all sorts of comedy, but his just ain't funny even in a parrallel universe.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Drace
I have a huge acceptance to almost all sorts of comedy, but his just ain't funny even in a parrallel universe.

A simple "please leave the pub" would suffice.

Drace, not everyone can be funny. Not everyone has talents in comedy. Some try something to see if it gets results. If so, more would be made. You can't just snap your fingers and expect someone to make you laugh. That is not how the world works. Last time I checked, the Charas Pub wasn't 100% about the comedy. It's also about continuing a story with no plot whatsoever. Not everything has to be funny.

[Drace]

Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed

quote:

Originally posted by Drace I have a huge acceptance to almost all sorts of comedy, but his just ain't funny even in a parrallel universe.

A simple "please leave the pub" would suffice.

Drace, not everyone can be funny. Not everyone has talents in comedy. Some try something to see if it gets results. If so, more would be made. You can't just snap your fingers and expect someone to make you laugh. That is not how the world works. Last time I checked, the Charas Pub wasn't 100% about the comedy. It's also about continuing a story with no plot whatsoever. Not everything has to be funny.

So why try if you can't be funny? Ed, you bore and irritate the hell out of me in the pub. Please, be funny or go away.

[Archem]

Archem: Yeah, I remember the bacon fiasco...
MT bites off Archem's arm.
Archem: Ha! I've still got one!    ... Crap, I'm right handed!

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Drace
be funny or go away.

I guess only humor applies to you. You're a one-trick pony, eh? Maybe I'l just keep posting here just to make you angry. How does that sound?

*Ed takes a step forward*
Drace: "Not funny."
Ed: "So?"
*Drace picks up Ed and throws him out of the pub.*