Author Topic: Charas Pub (Read 750369 times)

Archem · « **Reply #4185 on:** December 16, 2006, 01:30:46 AM »

Archem: ...The hell? I'm pretty sure we just got out of something like this recently. Shut the hell up Emerates.
Emerates: No! I have a plan!
Archem: And does it involve complete failure?
Emerates: No!
Archem:

Emerates: ...Yes.
MIC: Oh, how interesting today has been. I think I'll rape Emerates. It's insulting, and it's not gay if I don't enjoy it!
Archem: Wha? I didn't type that... Who's been ****ing with my keyboard?!

Darrellito · « **Reply #4186 on:** December 16, 2006, 07:10:20 AM »

Darrellito: *starts to cry, runs to the corner, sticks a thumb in his mouth (and his ***) and begins to suck, rocking back and forth in the fetal position.*

WarxePB · « **Reply #4187 on:** December 16, 2006, 08:08:47 AM »

Warxe: Ha ha ha ha, EMO KID! *points and laughs*

Darrellito · « **Reply #4188 on:** December 16, 2006, 08:38:06 AM »

Darrellito: Where? Emo's are my deep dark secret weakness. Along with goat porn.

Tomi · « **Reply #4189 on:** December 17, 2006, 04:54:12 AM »

Tomi: *thinks back to the good ol' days of the pub, to that time when we had a list of all the n00bs in the pub, and you could cast them into oblivion by crossing their name off the list...*
Pub: *collapse on Darrelin00b, causing him extreme pain and death*
God: Never shall you post here again, you not funny nubbleberry.
MIC: oooog!?!?! What are you doing here?
God: I wanted a beer. Hit me up, Razor.

Darrellito · « **Reply #4190 on:** December 17, 2006, 10:55:14 PM »

Darrellito:*leaves*

Tomi · « **Reply #4191 on:** December 18, 2006, 02:26:44 AM »

Tomi: *thanks God*

Archem · « **Reply #4192 on:** December 18, 2006, 02:31:48 AM »

Archem: *brings back the Mimo character*
Mimo: Oh come on! I was finally getting some!
MIC: Some what? Because I KNOW "some" isn't sex.
Mimo: Oh? What makes you so sure?
MIC: Because if nobody gets pregnant, it's not sex. And man can't get pregnant.
All: Pwn't!

Darrellito · « **Reply #4193 on:** December 18, 2006, 02:51:08 AM »

Darrellito:*returns*
Tomi:*bitches*

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #4194 on:** December 18, 2006, 03:17:47 AM »

Docter: It's true, men can't get pregnant.
Archem: But what about Joe?
Joe: I'm not pregnant. I'm just unusally fat.
Archem: Ooooohhhh.

Darrellito · « **Reply #4195 on:** December 20, 2006, 06:59:58 AM »

Doctor: "No, Joe, you can get pregnant. Your a special case. Your a hemafrodite."
Joe: "Really? I did not know that."
MIC: "Joe, your a F*cking freak."
Joe: "Yeah I know, but you gotta live with it."
Darrellito:*walks over to Joe, pulls out a Cougar Magnum, and blows off his head.* "Now you don't."
MIC under his breath: "Issues...."

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #4196 on:** December 20, 2006, 08:35:30 PM »

MIC: People dying isn't always funny.
Darrdude:

Tomi · « **Reply #4197 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:31:27 PM »

Tomi: There are exceptions however. *Darrelwhatshisface dies*
MIC: Tis true..

Dragonium · « **Reply #4198 on:** December 20, 2006, 10:36:49 PM »

Dragonium: *Dies*

Everyone: ...

Dragonium: *Gets up* Alright, I get the point. *Walks off*

WarxePB · « **Reply #4199 on:** December 21, 2006, 05:45:18 AM »

Warxe: *points to the greatness of the Big Emerald thread*

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