Charas Pub

[Osmose]

*wakes up* Hey... MY HAIR! OH MY GOD MY HAIR IS..... wait, black mages dont have hair! they dont even have heads! just black pits of darkness...

So.........


uhhhhhhhhhhh


*slaps everyone* *everyone mannerisms*
What the hell?
Razor - They stole it.
Moose - REally? Well then....*voo doo magic* I DECREE ANYONE WHO DOES A MANNERISM WILL BE HURT PAINFULLY BY A MIDGET ENGINEER! EACH CONSECUTIVE TIME ANOTHER MIDGET WILL JOIN! MORE MANNERISMS, MORE MIDGETS! WHY AM I TALKING IN CAPITALS? VOO DOO MAGIC, SILLY!

[WarxePB]

Rasshou: *does mannerism, and gets attacked by a midget engineer*
Warxe: Okay, then... I think I need another beer.
*walks to tap*
Huh? All the beer's gone.
Zero: Oh, sorry. I drank it all. *passes out*
Warxe: How does a robot pass out?
Rasshou: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Warxe: *grabs convientently placed flyswatter and slaps the midget engineer*

[Razor]

*everyone on earth mannerisms, that many midgets come and slap the people. then everyone on earth including the midgets mannerism, and more midgets appear and slap them. this keeps going on and on.*
Weregnome: It's getting crowded in here!!
Razor: *does mannerism* More business! *pours a beer for a midget who promptly slaps him*

[WarxePB]

*Odin walks in*

Warxe: Odin!!! How have you been?
Odin: *decapitates Warxe* It's been a while since I did that...
One beer, please.
WG: Only if you get rid of the midgets.
Odin: Fine... ZANTETSUKEN! *shockwave kills most of the midgets*
WG: Okay, here's your beer. *turns tap on, but nothing comes out*
Odin: *does mannerism, and gets slapped by a midget* Ugh. *looks behind counter to see Zero*
Zero: ... *still passed out*
Odin: It's you! *grabs Zero and throws him at a wall*
Zero: Wha...? Odin, I thought you were dead!
Odin: Quiet. *decapitates Zero*
Zero: No, you be quiet.
Rasshou: O_o
A talking head... Now THAT's scary...
Razor: *does mannerism*

[Osmose]

Moose - "NOW MY EVIL MIDGETS, COME TO ME!!!" The midgets gather and swarm around moose, forming a giant monster engineer made oup of thousands of midget engineers. Everyone mannerisms, which causes even more midgets to appear and gather at the giant.

Moose - "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Razor]

*everyone drinks and mannerisms as the midget giant (wtf?) gets biggerer and biggerer*
Razor: meh *does mannerism*
Weregnome: meh *does mannerism*
Odin: meh *does mannerism*
Zero: meh *does mannerism*
Warxe: meh *does mannerism*
Razor: Wait aren't those last two dead?
Weregnome, Zero and Warxe: meh *does mannerism*
Moose: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*all the little midgets start to mannerism to call more of their brothers forward*

[Red Giant]

Red: More beer!!

Razor: Wait, if you're from an indian burial ground, why do you speak english and where western clothes?

Red: *Sweat drop*

Razor: How can a skeleton have sweat?

Red: Yeah, well look around. Two wolf things, a cyborg, a robot, a god, a moose with an evil army of midgets, an elf, a ghostly clown and Eric Idle!
I'm the most normal of you lot!

Eric: Help me!! My career is plummeting, and John Cleese is doing better than me! He stars in Around the world in 80 days, Shrek 2 and Rat Race!! All I got was Casper and some movies no-one watches!!

*Razor and Red look at each other*

Razor: Maybe doing mannerism will help.

Eric: *Does mannerism and is attacked by midgets*

[Drace]

*Goes back in time to eliminate the inventor of the mannerism*
*Al midgets disapear*
Osmose: MY MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drace: Finally, I HATE MIDGETS!!!
Razor: Why?
Drace: There just... ehmmm. there... ehmm. because..... I just hate Midgets, ok, I just hate Midgets!!!!!!!!
Razor: Ok, take it easy. * does mannerism*
Razor: Wait what did I do?

[Araloth]

Araloth: *does an upside down- mannerism and giant begin to appear*
Araloth: WUHUHAHAHAHAHAAA! *turns into a dark elf*
*everyone does mannerism upside down and more giants begin to appear*

[chaoticparadox60659]

* Number Two Does A Sideways Mannerism And A Fat Person Appears *

Eric: Hey,  Isn't That-

Rosie O'Donnel: Today Our Show Features Razor, And His Wonderful Charas Pu-

Razor: NOOOO!!!! This Is One Kind Of Publicity I Don't Need!

* Does Mannerism. A Midget WIth A Little MAchine Gun Appears And Shoots Rosie*

*Rosie Doesw A Mannerism As She Is Falling To The Ground*

(Why Is Everyone Doing Mannerisms? It's Weird)

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Too... many... mannerisms... *passes out*
Zero: And he only had one drink.
Odin: Hey, I thought you were both dead.
Zero: No one truly dies.
Eric: I'M SUCH A LOSER!!!
Odin: Except him. ZANTETSUKEN! *decapitates Eric*
Zero: Why did you do that?
Odin: Is anyone going to care?
Rasshou: No.
Seph: Hey guys, what's up?
Odin: The usual.
Rasshou: Where's Cloak?
Odin: I saw him on the way in... He was yelling something about the emerald.
Zero: Emerald? Whatever happened to that?
Seph: Apparently, it's an RP now.
Rasshou: I never would've guessed.
Odin: Well, come on. Let's go find it.
*exit Odin, Seph, Rasshou and Zero*
Warxe: *does mannerism*

[Red Giant]

Eric: Hey everyone!! F*** the FFC!!!

Red: Make us.

[Osmose]

Moose - "MIDGETS! Stand down...... we need beer. RAZOR! Feed my army beer, their natural food, and your pub will be on the protected lists and not destroyed!"

*Razor hands out beer to all the midget engineers*

[chaoticparadox60659]

Number 2: Since I'm THe General Of The Second Armada, Do I Get Some Midgets, Too?

Moose: NO!!! Recruit Your Own!

Number Two: Do They Have To Be Midgets? I Hate Midgets!

Midget #339428701: Hey! *Does Mannerism*

*All Midgets Do Mannerisms Until The Air Moving From The Mannerisms Creates The Very Feared  [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] *

Number 2: Where Is It?

Moose: It's Only Two Inches Tall.

Number 2: Oh.

*Araloth Does An Upside Down Mannerism*

* [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] Grows Really Big*

Razor: What Ther F*** Did You DO THat For? *DOes Mannerism*

* [GLOW]Mannerism Elemental[/GLOW] Shrinks To Two Inches Again.*

Number 2: I'll Summon A... Summon!!!

*Drumroll*

Number 2: I Summon Thee...

 [SHADOW]BAHAMUT NEGATIVE ONE[/SHADOW]

*Dun Dun Dun*

Warxe: WTF? Bahamut -1 That's Homo

*Bahamut Negative One Pecks Warxe To Death. Only His Hair Remains Intact.*

Bahamut Negative One ANd Mannerism Elemental: COOL! FREE BEER!

Razor: Hey Thats Not Fr- AAAAAARGH!!!

*Razor Is Dead. 10,295 Posters Remaining* (Blatant Ripoff Of Battle Royale)

*Warxes Hair Revives Razor*

Warxe's Hair: Shouldn't We Like Kill Those Summons Before They Blow Up The Place Or Something?

Araloth: *Does Mannerism* Ther'e too Drunk To Do Anything

*Bahamut Negative One Attempts A Drunken Mannerism And Passes Out*

Zero: I Call The Rest Of His Beer!

Eric Idle: TOo Late!

Odin: What The Hell I Killed You *Does Mannerism* *Kills Eric*

*Number Two Walks In With A Whole Bunch Of Midget Robots Riding Little Airships*

Number Two: I GOt My Armada... I Couldn't Find Any More Midgets, So I Made Robotic Ones... Each One Has A Nuclear Bomb In Them.

Moose: Dont YOu Mean A Nuclear "Core"

Number Two: No, Bombs...

*Razor Does Mannerism And DOes Typoon On Number Two And His Armada*

Number Two: Not The Aiiiiirsssshhiiiiipppppsssss!!!

[WarxePB]

Odin: I thought we had left...
Rasshou: Apparently not.
*Shado comes in*
Zero: What do you want, dragon boy?
Shado: ...
Warxe: Ignorant, as usual...
Shado: Don't... *kills Warxe* ...call me ignorant.
Odin: It doesn't take much to kill Warxe.
Shado: *kills Odin, Zero, Seph and Rasshou*
*sees waitress* Two beers, please.
Waitress: *draws Crystallinious* Waitress?
Shado: ...Cloak?
Waitress: Those idiots splashed vodka on me.
Shado: *restores Cloak*