Charas Pub

[darktrash]

DT (still crumpled on the floor): Wait one minute! You can't be my mum, I killed her years ago in an experiment!  Who are you?
DT's mum: Oh shoot, I didn't realize you were THAT much of a bastard.
*DT's mum unzips the disguise, revealing Xen*
Razor: *snickers* So Xen likes to dress up as little old women? haha.
*Xen sniffles and goes back outside to continue crying*
DT: Well now. I really need some healing happening in my general direction.
*DT spits some blood onto the ground and wispers*
*Zombies being shambling in, pick Darktrash up and start carrying him out*
DT:  Nobody touch my drink while I'm gone, for I will be back!
....
DT: oh, and - Mwahahahaha *coughs more blood* hahaha

[Drace]

Drace: Well we have a great pub here Razor.
Razor: Well we've had our bad times but also some good times.
*Flashback time*
August 16, 2004: Razor: So... Where's the rest of Warxe's Gang?
Warxe: They'll be here shortly.
*Xios walks in*
Xios: I demand a beer! Give me a beer or I will kill the bartender!
Razor: Pay me.
Xios: Payment? Oh yeah...
*cuts Warxe's head off and offers it to Razor*
Razor: Wasn't Odin the one who usually decapitated people?
Xios: Well, he isn't here. Now, give me a beer or end up like him.
Razor: Fine...
*hands Xios a beer. Xios walks out*
Razor: Hey... He stole my mug!
*runs out the door*
Get back here!
Moose: Hey, look! Free beer!


August 22, 2004: Weregnome grabs a boom box and puts dance music on. Everyone gets in a line and starts dancing!
*Red Giant Kicks person on one end of the line, who falls over into the next person, who falls over into the next and so on, causing them all to become human dominoes*
*Drace Jumps out of line and pushes he next one*
*chaoticparadox60659 gets pushed by drace*
Number 2: Ow!
Drace: *Whistles* *Does Mannerism*


September 26, 2004 *something explodes*
Sai: What happen?
Red: Someone set us up the bomb.
WG: We get signal.
Sai: What?
WG: Main screen turn on.
*screen lowers from ceiling*
Sai: It's you!
Razor: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Sai: What you say?
Razor: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha...
WG: Captain!
Sai: Take off every 'ZIG'
Move 'ZIG'...
for great justice.
Kratos: What are you talking about?
Sai: Good question... *everyone goes back to doing random things*


November 21, 2004 Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Red: Yes Razor.
Razor: Yep.
Xen: ARRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Red: Yep Ra....oh wait...
Razor: ............YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!!!!
*Razor runs up to Xen and punches him*
Red: FIIIIIGHT!!!!!!
*Red punches some random person standing next to him*
Kain: Gotta problem? Come see ya d...
*Razor punches Kain and knocks him out*
Xen: Ohh.....let me try!
*Xen punches the unconcious Kain*
Razor: *To Xen* YOU STOPPED OUR SONG!!!!!!
*Razor punches Xen(again)*


December 3, 2004  Grandy's Ghost: I still need to get back my flesh and bones, please someone? What I did to you all?
Razor: Destroyed chairs...
Warxe: ...forgot me in the underwater pub...
Red: ...fooled Zero to attack me...
Xen: ...did'nt help me in any moment...
Razor: ...you corrected me 3 times.
Grandy's Ghost: No, just 2 times..................... Damn!
Razor: What I said? 4 times.
Grandy's G: Just 3......................DAMN!!!
Eustace: Stupid ghost of a stupid man in a stupid pub. *Put the mask and BOOGABOOGABOOGA to Grandy's G*
Grandy's Ghost: ...............You're trying to scare a ghost? Thats our job, ya know...
Razor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY PUB? *throw Eustace to where's the invisible guy*
Red: MY pub.

December 12, 2004 Drace: Well, I hope you'll all get back to normal, till then we can watch America's Stupidest Home Video's.
*Turns on the TV*
Bob Magot: And tonight on America's Stupidest Home Video's we'll see a pub where everyone is so drunk that the fall unconsius and started dreaming that the pub was a falling island.
Razor: OK watch this all about.
Drace: Well it seems that i accidentelly filmed you guys and put it in an envelop and accidentelly dropped it on the mail to America's Stupidest Home Video's.
Razor: Oh, Ok then it's allright, aslong as you didn't do it on purpose.
Bob Magot: And the finnalists are: The Crazy Pub, Dog who puts hat on the masters head and The 1967 Massacre.
And the winner is: 1967 Massacre.
Drace: DAMM I LOST!!!


*Flashback time over*
Drace: Yea your right. Well I wish everyone a happy new year. Let's make the best out of this year and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that, and the year aft...*gets hit by razor*

[Xen]

*Xen walks in the pub, punches Drace, and leaves*

[Darkfox]

Ace: *realizes the whole thing with Darktrash being crushed* Hey... bad luck and unfortunate events are my job, sheesh!

Darkfox: Knock it off...

Ace: Ok...

[Drace]

Drace: Geez, Xen's Grumpy today.
Razor: Yea he wanted to be in snow white and the zeven dwarfs, the grumpy dwarf but he didn't get the part.
Drace: Why, is he to big.
Razor: No, no it wasn't the size that matterd.
Drace: What then?
Razor: He was to grumpy to be Grumpy the grumpy dwarf.
Drace: Ah, so thats it. New rule, no dragons.

[Xen]

*Xen enters*

Xen: What's been going on while I was gone?
Drace: Whaaaat? You haven't been gone long!
Xen: Hmm?? I've been in my hometown for 2 weeks.
Drace: Where's your hometown?
Xen: *pauses* I'm not telling you! What have I supposedly been doing then?
Razor: You auditioned for the role of Grumpy in Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
Drace: And dressed up as an old lady.
Xen: Riiiiiight. I think that was my parallel self, he escaped into this world somehow. My parallel self is soft and such a crybaby, and does the wierdest things.
Drace: But he punched me! How could a soft-hearted person punch me? ME? Of all people!!
Xen: Naah. That was me. I was bored when I got back, so I punched you.

*Xen's parallel self enters*

Xen: DIE!!!!

*Xen kills his parallel self*

Xen: Now let's never speak of it again...

[Darkfox]

Neth: Your still clumsy...

[Razor]

Razor: thank you Drace, for that informative flash back... they were the good days.
Drace: Er, uh, hem.
Razor: Shh, fine. *hands over sack with $ on it.
Drace: Thank you, although next time I would prefer a suitcase full of money than a err, umm bag with a dollar sign on it.

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Wait... thats not m...

[Drace]

Drace: What, whats not?
Darkfox: Nah forgett it.
Drace: No i want to know, you also do something else then the rest of the cast and I want to know what's not?

[Darkfox]

Zero: Has anybody seen Pikachu?

Darkfox: Ummmm... no.

[Drace]

*A panda comes walking in the bar and asks for a beer*
Drace: He panda bear, we don't take kindly to your types around here.
Razor: Now Drace, he aint hurting anyone.
Drace: I want to know something panda bear, why is it that you pandas like bamboo that grows in the wet lowlands while you live in the dry highlands?
Razor: Now Drace, I don't want any trouble.
Panda: I get the point. I know when I'm not wanted. *Leaves
Razor: God Damn it, Drace. How come every time a panda bear comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaws.

[Osmose]

Moose: *burp*

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: Sombody been eating brains again?

[Drace]

Moose: Maybe.