Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

*Warxe strolls in*

Warxe: ...well, it hasn't changed one bit. Time to Mary Sue the hell out of this place!

Fruckert's head: What?

Warxe: Here, read this. *throws a sheet of paper at Fruckert's head*

Fruckert's head: "I prepared explosive runes this mornin- *explodes*

Warxe: As I thought. Now... we need to reinstate the lime green! Come to me, my board!

Moosetroop: So you think you can just barge in with your random internet references and impressive style after the crap you put us through?

Warxe: Hey, I thought I made up for nuking this place.

Moosetroop: Yeah, except for the freakin' holes in reality. *points to a little black hole to the left of the kegs*

Warxe: Hey, that wasn't me. But I can see that you don't believe me.

Moosetroop: That's right. You will have to do battle with me to prove your innocence... a battle involving ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS! *shoots a blue beam from his body*

Warxe: Hah! *shoots a red beam from his eye*

Moosetroop: What? How could a novice compete with me, the master of AELBs?!

Warxe: Because I have the power of love and justice on my side! *wins the AELB duel with Moosetroop*

Moosetroop: You have proven yourself in battle with me, the master of AELBs. You may continue your quest in search for the four elemental items of great power... wait a minute, that isn't in character for me at all!

Uberpwn: You're a Mary Sue! A big fat Mary Sue!

Warxe: Yep, and I love every minute of it. Now I can take my throne as the Fresh Prince of Pub Air!


*200 points to whoever correctly tells me all of the references in this post*

[Drace]

*black screen with the text:
8 DAYS LATER*

Drace: *wakes up with a headache* What... happend... ?
Razor: *quickly runs to Drace* Good lord, you're still alive? Moose! We a live one here!
Moose: Is he eatable?
Razor: No! It's Drace.
Moose: Hmmm... Drace pie... *drools*
Razor: No not that, save that for another day!
Moose: Okay, okay! *comes running with a medkit* Come on fella, you're a survivor. Praise yourself lucky.
Drace: What happend?
Razor: Well... *looks behind Drace* That.
Drace: *turns around and sees a gigantic hole where the pub used to be* What the hell?
Razor: Exactly. Hell. Hell dragged down the pub with everyone in it. Only the three of us survived.
Moose: And we're going to rescue them so we can eat them!

[Grandy]

*Warxe strolls in*

Warxe: ...well, it hasn't changed one bit. Time to Mary Sue the hell out of this place!

Fruckert's head: What?

Warxe: Here, read this. *throws a sheet of paper at Fruckert's head*

Fruckert's head: "I prepared explosive runes this mornin- *explodes*

Warxe: As I thought. Now... we need to reinstate the lime green! Come to me, my board! < Silver Surfer

Moosetroop: So you think you can just barge in with your random internet references and impressive style after the crap you put us through?

Warxe: Hey, I thought I made up for nuking this place.

Moosetroop: Yeah, except for the freakin' holes in reality. *points to a little black hole to the left of the kegs*

Warxe: Hey, that wasn't me. But I can see that you don't believe me.

Moosetroop: That's right. You will have to do battle with me to prove your innocence... a battle involving ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS! *shoots a blue beam from his body* < YGO Abridged Series

Warxe: Hah! *shoots a red beam from his eye*

Moosetroop: What? How could a novice compete with me, the master of AELBs?!

Warxe: Because I have the power of love and justice on my side! *wins the AELB duel with Moosetroop*

Moosetroop: You have proven yourself in battle with me, the master of AELBs. You may continue your quest in search for the four elemental items of great power... wait a minute, that isn't in character for me at all!

Uberpwn: You're a Mary Sue! A big fat Mary Sue!

Warxe: Yep, and I love every minute of it. Now I can take my throne as the Fresh Prince of Pub Air! < Fresh Prince


*200 points to whoever correctly tells me all of the references in this post* < Warxe

 *dark room with nothing but Grandy int he middle of it*
 Grandy: Hello? Hello, anybody there?
 Devil: Welcome, mortal, this is your personal hell.
 *light turns on, it's a bakery*
 Grandy: No... NO! THE BREAD! THE BREAD IS COMING TO GET ME! *falls in fetal position and begins sucking his thumb*

[Drace]

Razor: Moose!
Moose: What? I did bad?
Razor: No, good job. He annoyed me.
Drace: So how are we going to do this?
Razor: Well, they are all down there. Under the sea.
Drace: ... Does this involve pineapples?
Razor: Maybe.
Moose: Hmmm... pineapple-Drace pie.
Drace: Ugh... Okay, okay. Call Spongedude to help us.
Razor: =D

[HobomasterXXX]

*Walks in to the pub*
DWMM: Trucks.

[Archem]

Archem: What pub? It's gone. Everyone's dead. Even me.
DWMM: Weren't you already dead?
Archem: Yeah, but you weren't.
DWMM: Oh. Arg! *falls over clutching chest*
Archem: *floats up to Moose* So, what's the dealio?
Moose: Are you edible?
Archem: No, I tried that one. Not edible.
Moose: THEN YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE HERE! *attempts to shove Archem into the hole*
Archem: *is ethereal*
Moose: *falls through Archem and into the hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Archem: Hmm. What a twist.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:  Quite.
DWMM:  Trucks.
AFL: Yes.  I see that you know the word for 'trucks'.
DWMM: Trucks.
AFL: ...
DWMM:  Trucks?
AFL: ... -.-"
*shoots DWMM*
Takes care of that annoyance.
DWMM's Corpse: Trucks... x.x
AFL: ... *disposes of body in another manner*

[Moosetroop11]

*In hell*

MT11: Ohh great. Why didn't I remember that Archem was ethereal? unlife suuuuacks.
Lucas: Yo.
MT11: Ah. Yeah. Sorry for pushing you into that hole. Looks like I need your help to get outta here. Wanna be bezzie mates?
Lucas: Yeah, sure. I don't hold grudges.
MT11: Coool. *Looks around at the pools of lava* Where's everyone else?
Hitler clone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MT11: What!?
Lucas: !!!

*Battle begins*

Hitler Clone used [Heilstorm]!
MT11 recieved 50 DMG!
Lucas recieved 50 DMG!
MT11 used [Eat]!
It had no effect...
Lucas used [Brag about size of penis]!
It's super effective!
Hitler recieved 200 DMG!
Lucas' attack rose sharply!
Meis used [Kick in the nuts]!
Lucas recieved 100 DMG!
Lucas is stunned!

MT11: When did you turn up? And why are you on hitler's side, dude?
Meis: Shut up I have manga in my sig.

[Grandy]

AND SUDDENLY!

*Masked man appears with an awesome background music, it's one of those theatre masks, and complete with black cape and tuxedo, throws a rose at the feet of Hitler's clone*

MaskMan: Fiend! How dare you dirty this world with your evildoings! I shall put an end to your ways as of now, for I am Mysteryos Killer X!
MT11: Grandy, stop messing around, we know it's you.
Pablo*at the right side of MT11*: Yeah, Grandy, stop messing around.
MT11: *looks at Pablo* Wait, if Grandy's here...
Pablo: Where? *mustache falls off* oh, damnit.
MT11: Then who is he?
HitlerClone: I know who that is...
MaskMan: Long time no see, me. *takes off mask*
MT11: *gasp* it's...!
HitlerClone: The real Hitler!
Hitler: That's right, you stole my name to start that frightful war, the hated on my heart brought me down here to hell, but now my suffering is at end, for I'll finish you and take back the name of Hitler! EnGarde! *takes two rapier out of the cape and duel wields them*

*epic battle of Undead-Hitler-vs-Undead-Hellspwan-CloneHitler-in-hell happens*

Pablo: Well, that's all fine and dandy but I think we might run away while they're distracted.
MT11: Only one way out. *starts climbing a wall, or rather eating his way up like Pacman*
*after a while and few meter up*
MT11: I can't eat this dark rock, the whole wall is made of it. *sits on the rock*
Lucas*sitting in a flyinf pokemon and following MT11*: Perhaps it's a hard hell rock? *a giant yellow eye opens behind them without anyone noticing*
Pablo*was sitting on MT11 as he ate up*: Anyone else feels a cold shiver?
MT11: Is the ground moving?
Lucas: Is this a musical rendition of "Night in the Bald Mountain" playing in the background?
Pablo: Is asking so many questions really going to solve anything?
MT11: What is that giant yellow eye behind us?
....
*Mountain they were sitting on is Chernabog*

[Fisherson]

A YT-1300 flew on thorugh the nightsky above Charas City. The city was unusualy dark for this time of night.

David: That's odd...The whole city is dark.
R2-R4: Tweeet, whislte, loney wistle.*
David: Yeah, somthing must be up.
Jet: Are we there yet? You promised me we would go to the Charas Pub and get some call girls!
David: Qiuet, I sense somthing over by the pub-
Jet:
David: But it's not call girls..
Jet:
R2-R4: Tweedle beep bop bop!
David: You're right ,Rusty, we should check it out.
Jet: What?? Why can't we just go find another bar with girls?
David: ... Because there aren't that many bars on Charisia..or women for that matter and besides, as  Jedi it's our job to look into suspicious activity.
Jet: But he's a robot and i'm just a bounty hunter!
David: Too bad. Hang on and buckle up! *Tilts controls downward*
Jet: You know seatbelts cuase mor- *Flies out off seat belt* Yaaaaah *Splat!* A'vid elp!
David: *Shakes head* Okay, acording to the HUD map the Charas Pub is right... :O
R2-R4: *Whistles a long whistle*
Jet: *Manages to get off the window* Ow. What are you all...Holy ****!
David: What happened to the Pub?!

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Forces his way out of the rock next to Moosetroop.*

Ed: "What's all this then?"
Lucas: "We're climbing out of this Hellhole! "
Ed: "Awesome."
Moosetroop: "Can't you fly, Ed?"
Ed: "Chickens don't fly, they glide."
Pablo: "You can't do that either."
Lucas: "Moosetroop can't eat certain rocks, so we're stuck here until we can find some way through them."
Ed: "Sucks for you."
Moosetroop: "Wait! What if we combined our powers!?"
Pablo: "But we're one person short!"
Ed: "I've got that covered, just combine our powers!"

Pablo *pointing a ring into the center of the group*: "Trickery!"
Moosetroop *doing the same*: "Hunger!"
Ed *ditto*: "Purple!"
Lucas *not doing it right*: "Pokemon!"
Random Puerto Rican: "Heart!"

*Summons Captian Planet.*

[fruckert]

*Captain Falcon walks in*
CF: Faaalcon...Puunch!
Captain Planet:*death*

[Archem]

Archem: Wait, isn't Hell somewhere in Michigan?
Captain Planet: The power is yours™!
Archem: DIC!

[ElrohirTiwell]

*Hell*

Elrohir Appears out of portal....

Elrohir <heroic> : Muahaha, It is I, Elrohir, And I come resque thee from this forsaken place...
Elrohir : Look, I have this rope, made from the skin of many rabbits, and it is over 2000 miles long!
Elrohir : I actually got no idea where I got this from....
Elrohir : Ooh, it is worth 100G, so don't go sell it to that merchant over there!

[WarxePB]

Warxe: *still in Hell* Hey Lucy! What does a man need to do to get a glass of cold ale around here?
Satan: Ale? What are you, a dwarf?
Warxe: No, but I know my way around alcohol. So yeah, could you get one of your infernal minions to fetch one for me?
Satan: In case you didn't notice, this is Hell. There's naught a cold beverage to be had within three hundred parsecs.
Warxe: You think so, eh? What about that frozen lake over there?
Satan: Only the greatest demons can drink of Cocytus.
Warxe: Really? Then what's stopping you from making me a greater demon?
Satan: Give me your soul, and I will.
Warxe: I'll give you a soul. Would that count?
Satan: Eh, I'm not picky.
Warxe: Score. *yells* Hey Archem!
Archem: Yo!
Warxe: I need to borrow your soul for... uh... legal purposes.
Archem: Sorry, but I already sold my soul to the Cupcake God.
Warxe: Damn it! That Cupcake God's always stealing my loot! Okay, uh... Hey Lucas!
Lucas: Sorry, I'm too busy climbing out of Hell.
MT11: Me too.
Pablo: And me.
Warxe: Damn. Hey, wait a minute...

*later*

Captain Falcon: *on a rotisserie* Captain Falcon thinks this is so not cool!
Satan: Yes! With Captain Falcon's soul, I'll finally be strong enough to challenge Chuck Norris to regain my lost power!
Warxe: Dude, Chuck Norris is old meme. So, where's my demonage?
Satan: Oh yeah, whatever. Bibidi babidi buu. *zaps Warxe*
-What's this? Warxe is evolving!
Warxe: I feel kinda weird...
-Warxe evolved into Super Warxe!
Warxe: Damn straight I'm super! I have the golden flowy hair and everything! Now, to get myself a tall, frosty glass of demonic lake...
Satan: *while eating CF* Oh, I forgot to mention that we dump all of our waste into Cocytus.
Warxe: Well, that was a waste of time. Well, at least I can do this now... *goes into a defensive stance while looking at the hole out of Hell*
Captain Planet: Yes... show me your DIC...
Warxe: FINAL FLASH! *fires a massive energy wave at Captain Planet*
Captain Planet: But I died three posts ago! *dies*
Warxe: Ha! There's no continuity around here, silly man!
MT: Hey, that copyrighted energy attack blew through some of the rock I can't eat!
Lucas: What a convenient plot device tying this otherwise self-contained post to the overarching Charas Pub plot!
Pablo: If the fourth wall were alive right now, it'd be screaming in agony. *sighs*